He Who Gargles Rocks Strikes Again

Half of the Champions League quarter finalists are decided and the superstars ensure there are no surprises! The 3 way title race that has captured the eyes and hearts of football fans everywhere leads to an the epic final Klopp v Pep clash in the PL!

The first major trophy of the English season has been decided! Liverpool overcome immense injury odds to stay on course to send Klopp off in unparalleled glory! Chelsea labelled bottle jobs as they fall to a bunch of Academy kids no-one had ever heard of! Is the Premier League title race the only title race worth watching this season with the other top 5 leagues looking wrapped up before March???

The Premier League title race is close and threatening to go down to the wire as my beloved shrugs off injury concerns to keep winning! The Champions League R16 kicks off but seems a little bit dull this year! Bayern are falling apart as their reign of terror ending may finally be ending! After years of research, we've finally figured out the strongest force in the universe...

From a very emotional announcement to extreme highs and lows in a short time, my beloved is in a strange but great place still! Inter win the Derby d'Italia and essentially crown themselves as Kings of Italy! A very heartfelt shout out to Bafana Bafana!!!

Jurgen Klopp drops an absolute bombshell on us and now we have to deal with it! Yes, I'm gutted, so are many LFC supporters. The past, the present and the future are all discussed! Danke Jurgen und gewinne eine weitere Meisterschaft!!!

As we all knew, he'd be back with a bang but there are 115 reasons why the football world isn't overly concerned with that! Spurs still chug along with a ridiculous amount of absentees! Plus, Jose bites the dust in Rome, how good are Barca really and Hendo goes Holland!!

Arsenal seem to be falling apart at a terrible time, can we blame their summer window for this? City have sneakily already begun their expected, dreaded, inevitable winning streak with KDB back! Liverpool sitting pretty at the top and homegrown stars shining but with a lot of competitions to juggle and few fullbacks, can we keep it up to get no. 20???

Liverpool are top of the league at the halfway stage! Can they stay there with the lack of wins against the traditional top 6? Will Nunez ending his drought lead to the goals his xG promise? Is Quansah the perfect Matip replacement???

Peak entertainment in the Premier League over the past week! City extend their winless streak to 4 games by falling to Villa during the week! Declan Rice steps up to save Arsenal at Kennelworth Road but they don't look convincing! Speaking of unconvincing, Liverpool need magic to down Fulham but keep pace! What a week!!!

Man City v Liverpool kicks off the busiest (and best) time of the year! Newcastle continue to put in huge performances despite an awful injury crisis! For once the group of death fully delivers! United are clearly the most generous team in the CL this season!!!