Hero BLOB Episode V: the Vampire Imperative Part 1: Vampiro's Fabulous Castle!

Who is it? The tantalizing mystery that will be on everyone's lips this Christmas presents itself here first! Who is the mysterious Devil Blob, leathery-caped creature of the dark? Is he someone from Hero BLOB's past? Wherefore has he such a wicked vendetta against Hero BLOB and his allies, and will his mad scheme for revenge come to fruition? Find out in Part 1 of the Hero BLOB Christmas Special 2, specially re-edited for your holiday enjoyment!!!

The Ear-Shattering Conclusion!!!!! Mechani-Blob and Doctor von Blimpo finalize their plan to destroy BLOB's love life, as he flies to the moon and swings among the stars, hoping to take his love to Jupiter or Mars. Then, can he face his ultimate enemy, a thief so subtle and wicked that he can tear the very heart out of a woman's flesh? FIND OUT HERE TODAY!!!!!

Hero BLOB faces the terror of a date with a woman! OFFICER SAMUELS patrols the streets of Innocentville alone! DOCTOR VON BLIMPO's marvelously malicious schemes begin to take shape as his foul creation, MECHANI-BLOB, drives his plans for revenge against BLOB to fruition! The action rises! The comedy unfolds! The dancing ensues! All in this exciting new episode of the New Hero BLOB Adventures!!!

Holy Hannah! Hero BLOB has become a full-fledged officer of the law! Will he and his new friend/sidekick OFFICER SAMUELS be able to clean up the mean streets of Innocentville, or will they fall before the might of the evil DIE-COTYLEDON and returning villain DOCTOR VON BLIMPO?!? FIND OUT HERE!!! Plus… is LOOOOOVE in BLOB's future? Well, Valentine's Day is coming up… enter TUNA HEAD!

The first Hero BLOB of 2014! There are only hours left until the destruction of Earth, and Hero BLOB and Chilipepperman have been denied their request to transport all of Earth's people to Planet M-38! Will BLOB conquer the planet in revenge? Will Chilipepperman become Queen Princess's space bride? Will the Super-Blob of M-38 give up his peaceful philosopher's rank to fight against the encroaching power of the mighty SINISTORE?!? FIND OUT ONLY HERE, FOLKS!!!

Hero BLOB and Chilipepperman meet the dazzling Queen Princess of M-38! Will they be able to convince her to let all the Earth people populate her Planet? Plus, the bizarre, enigmatic SUPER-BLOB of M-38 makes his startling appearance! Is he friend or foe? Hero or enemy? Super-Blob or FIEND?!?

Race to the Volcano! THE EARTH IS DOOMED!!! Can Hero BLOB and his intrepid friend Chilipepperman find a habitable planet for the Earthlings to inhabit in time to save the human race from total destruction?! Find out in this, part 1 of 3 of BLOB in SPACE!!!

WATCH OUT, jive turkey! GIT DOWN, mothalubba! GO HIDE, Mary Jane! Like a human tornado, Hero BLOB's gonna rip his way through the 1970s! With rat-soup-eater extraordinaire ROGER MCTUFFSON on his tail and the mysterious CHILIPEPPERMAN spicin' things up, can BLOB take on the forces of DRUG CRIME in the seventies? And can he do it all in the wonders of 7D?! Follow BLOB on this journey through time and to the depths of danger in the newest and possibly the greatest adventure, HERO BLOB 7D: RISE OF THE JIVE TURKEYS!!! [Note: the above is the last known photograph featuring BLOB's nose. If you know of its whereabouts or have seen it, please call the anonymous toll-free hotline 1-800-3463-25627-6673]

Halloween is gone! Thanksgiving is forgotten! Christmas is on its way!! Feeling the Holiday Blues yet? If so, this is the perfect solution! A newly-music'ed, all-star spectacular presentation of the very first BLOB Christmas Special! Join Hero BLOB, Mayor Kettle, Trevor, Red-Head's detached Head, and more on a quest to find the meaning of Christmas by kidnapping children and forcing them to sing holiday songs! THEN- It's SANTA VERSUS SATAN in the most haphazardly horrifying holiday heatwave of an action sequence ever put to music! Will the forces of Christmas prevail or will it be EVIL CHRISTMAS for us all from now on?! Find out in this Holiday Special, set immediately after the events of Hero BLOB Episode 6!

And now for the exciting conclusion! Will Vampire Blob save all the children with his miraculous blood transfusions? Will Julia and Vampire Blob find love? Will Hero BLOB show up in this one?! Find it all out here! Plus an exciting guest segment with Apollo Schwanson of the band 'Maybe We Should Just Kill Ourselves'! Starring: Sam J Taunton Kate Deans Ruth Applebee Schedel Luitjen