Heroes Never Die (Pilot)

This is our first official episode of the year! Merry New Year ladies and gentlemen. We have a very special episode for you guys this time around. This is an all-ladies edition of the League! We have had all guys plenty of times in the past, but never before have we had all women. Leading the charge is the lovely Buddascotch, and her reinforcements are the vivacious Gina, smooth Swagga Queen, and our very own Sha! This episode features the the very amusing comedic stylings of these women, and it is sure to not disappoint! You will laugh from beginning to end. Check them out as you listen. This episode is sponsored by Jergens lotion. Jergens: GET YOUR JERK ON!

Thank you for tuning in to our last true episode of the year. We had bigger plans for this one, but they fell through. I still would like to give thanks to one guy who has been eager to guest-host the show: Dee of 3BlackGeeks. We do have Jay of Villains Never Sleep this time around! He unleashes an unforeseen torrent of niggerdom of the likes never seen on his podcast. Gee goes on a quick rant about fat people. We all summarize our year's highs and lows. Brian is the love-child of Wesley Snipes and JCVD. Chad doesn't let allergic reactions deter him from his manly duties either. What do we mean by that? Check out this episode and see! Thanks to all of our loyal listeners, fans, and friends for helping us make this a great year of podcasting!

Brian tells us how he almost gets fired because of a Mexican with 'special eyes' and how his supervisors think he is better than his white counterparts. Sha is obsessed with YouTube videos and Lil' B saying "Yessssssssssss." Gee and Chad talk about some of the movie trailers they have seen the past week or so. Then the big rant finally comes out regarding how we feel about Usher Raymond playing Sugar Ray Leonard in Hands of Stone. All this and more on this funny episode of the League of Extraordinary Assholes!

Thank you to all of our loyal listeners for another wonderful year. Thank you to all of the special guest hosts we've had. Thank you to everyone who has participated in Seed the People! We all give a fuck about you. We reflect it in this episode which is our season finale. What would it be like if we had our own reality show? We discuss that tonight plus much, much more on this special Fucksgiving (Thanksgiving) episode. Grab a big ol' plate of turkey and dressing and try not to choke on it as you laugh. P.S. I forgot to mention superfan Daniel Nieto on the show. This guy is a loyal fan and friend to us. Keep listening, dude!

This time, you all get more of the same random outbursts, but this time, we finally have Sha back! Where has she been? We don't know. Didn't care to ask, but she brought us all diabeetus. We have one actual topic this episode, and it's about Marvel and Netflix teaming up to bring us 4 new series with a mini-series to tie them altogether. Then Brian & Chad talk about some guy who gets bullied on the Miami Dolphins by another guy with perhaps the coolest last name ever. Listen to our almost 2 hours of madness, enjoy, and don't catch diabeetus. #TGIAH

The man, the myth, and the legend, Quincy, takes over the League tonight. His next target: Villains Never Sleep. He shares a drunken Shane story with us among other different stories. We all share stories of our gaming days as well ranging from Smash Bros., Halo, and Grand Theft Auto V. Sha is also still missing.

Welcome back ladies & gentlemen. After a short hiatus, we finally bring you a new episode. Two of our normal co-hosts could not make it, so we hired illegal immigrants to replace them for now. In this episode, Chad & Gee are joined by LEA content creator, Doma, Shane of Villains Never Sleep, and friend D. Williams. We give our thoughts on Kanye's recent meltdown(s) first. After that, it is one big hilarious blur from Grand Theft Auto V to date rape.

Guess what day it is? It's our anniversary! Yes! One full year of League of Extraordinary Assholes! We finally have our Sha back on a very vaginal episode. She goes through the dreaded Vagina Gauntlet answering the most deep, dark personal questions about her lady parts. This segment was inspired by the "Vagina Monologues" from an old MADtv sketch. Then we go through some of our favorite moments from the show in the past. Thank you all for the wonderful year of laughs and funniest moments.

Good evening ladies & gentlemen. This is our second episode this week! You should feel honored. The lovely Sha couldn't make it this time. One of the biggest things in our compendium for this week is the movie "Lapdance" with Carmen Electra and Lisa Raye. We give our take on the short trailer we saw. Gee also rants about women and their determination of what is "age-appropriate." Magnum is back for this episode and gives his thoughts on Saints Row 4. We get lost in there somewhere and eventually find our way back to our birthrights: FOOTBALL! We give our predictions for each NFL game next week. One of our good friends, Jern Tharpe, joins us at the end to close out his debate with Chad on which N64 game was better: GoldenEye or Perfect Dark.

Ben Affleck is Batman. We talk about it. Point blank, period. I am very sleepy writing this description so sue me. We talk about more relevant things and even have a PSA about drugs in here somewhere. Just check us out on our very first late, late night show.