BRIDGET IN TEMPE WANTS ME TO RAZZ HER ROOMMATE SYDNEY. SYDNEY IS CONSTANTLY HITTING UP THEIR GROUP CHAT ABOUT GOING TO MOVIES, BRUNCH, DRINKS, ETC ALL THE TIME… BUT NONE OF HER FRIENDS ARE AS ACTIVE SOCIALLY AND SHE HATES DOING THINGS ALONE. WELL, LAST WEEK SHE GOT TIRED OF WAITING ON HER FRIENDS TO SEE MEAN GIRLS, SO SHE WENT BY HERSELF AND SHE HATED EVERY MOMENT OF HER SOLO ADVENTURE. I’M CALLING SYDNEY PRETENDING TO WORK FOR HARKINS THEATERS TO INFORM HER OF A GROUP WE HAVE THAT SHE MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN JOINING...