Kingdom Hearts Part 3 - The Blue Genie’s Kisses Might Be Softer

Square Roots - Episode 404
The Bayonetta loving will continue until podcast output improves. In this glamorous episode of Bayonetta, we feel like f***ing celebrities as we're recognized by weird angel statue robots with Mystery Science Theatre tube arms.  And Matt paraphrases an email!
Also:
- Solid Mike and Naked Mike
- An Unpaid Ad for Canva
- Nothing Wrong With Using A Parasol To Hit Enemies
- Every Game Has To Go To Space
- Life Is Like A Passing Breeze

This Week: We finish Chapter XI in Bayonetta
Next Week:  We finish Bayonetta!

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Bayonetta Part 1 - Lethal Weapon Joe Pesci
Square Roots - Episode 403

Hooray! Everyone is loving Bayonetta! Sure, Vanessa is off due to injury and Matthew may be loving it only under duress, but that's good enough. Because loving Bayonetta is MANDATORY. And this week we start out the Platinum Games classic and learn all about the lore of the Lumen Sages, Umbra Witches, and just how close a video game camera can get inside a human body.
Also:
- Matt Is Rinoa's Mom
- Superman is a Big Man
- Blurays Can Only Hold So Much Data
- Dollar Store Vin Diesel
- Bayonetta's Dumpy Link Outfit

This Week: We finish Chapter V in Bayonetta
Next Week:  We finish Chapter XI in Bayonetta

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Square Roots - Episode 402
Finally, truly, we are in the age of Dragons. And we've really finished Dragon Age: Inquisition. Sure, we rolled credits last episode, but this one has Super Credits, with extra special Cassandra narration! Plus we may or may not lose a fan favourite character in this chunker, depending on your choices.
Also:
- No Spiders Man or Lasts of Us
- Senshi Upskirt Shots
- Weird Christopher Eccleston Hate
- Passing Notes in Class
- Invernerable Draygons

This Week: We Finish Trespasser
Next Week:  We finish Chapter V in Bayonetta

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Square Roots - Episode 401
I don't know how else to say it, but this episode should be kept far from your little ones. Why? Gazzie talk. Just. Lots of gazzie talk. Gazzies everywhere. Wall-to-wall gazzies. I swear that we've got it out of our system and next week you won't ever hear the word Gazzie again.
Also:
- Sony Has to Make A Game About Miserable People Watching Their Friends Die
- Everyone's Favourite Character, Krattos
- I Just Made Her Sleep With Alistair Once
- Your Favourite Bull's Chargers: Krem, Rocky, Big Builder, Darren the Finance Guy, Blippi, Sally Jenkins, Flooz, Ma Gratton, and of course Gazzie.
- Dude, Look At These Horns
- The Qunari Do The Cut
- Brolas

This Week: We Finish the Main Story
Next Week:  We Finish Trespasser

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Square Roots - Episode 400 
We interrupt this season of Square Roots for a very special 400th episode in which we talk about the ups and downs of our nerdy lives since 2016, and constantly try not to get mired in talking about politics. THEN THE ROBOTS ARRIVE!
Also:
- The Rootin' Rootin' Cowboy!
- BLEEP BLOOP GIVE ME THE SLOOP!
- Johnny Has A Stupid Game!

This Week: We Have A Bonus Time Fun Time
Next Week:  We Finish the Main Story
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Square Roots - Episode 399
Uh oh, it seems like something has turned Johnny into beserker mode, where he's all fists and elbows. And that is Bianca. Johnny goes red-pill in the face of destroyed head canon in this terrifying episode of Square Roots as we drink from the Well of Sorrows.
Also:
- Could You Sing That Like Dio?
- Ghosts Have Birthdays
- King Shark, Doo-doo-de-doo-doo
- Jim's Secret Fruit Roll-Ups Stash
- A Don Knotts Moment
- Our Pitch for Frankenmommy

This Week: What Pride Has Wrought (And Crestwood, Romances, Companions)
Next Week:  We Finish the Main Story
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Square Roots - Episode 398
There's mystery afoot as Johnny, Matthew and eventually Vanessa battle some possessed Wardens and fall into the Fade on this magical chunker of Dragon Age: Inquisition. Plus a battering ram shaped like a fist! 
Also:
- Abblegation
- Too Good Of A Singer
- Countess Undercut
- Who Is Celine Dion
- 100% Nude Cullen Unlocked

This Week: Here Lies the Abyss
Next Week:  What Pride Has Wrought (And Crestwood, Romances, Companions)
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Square Roots - Episode 397
Finally we close the breach, and everything is perfect. Except that that dang ol' Corypheus has to go and ruin it all with a demon dragon and one of two possible henchpeople. Meanwhile Jim decides to start the internet hashtag goof of the decade!
Also:
- Just arctic 
- Jodie Pasta and Jane Fondue
- Talking in hushed whispers
- Far dragon age future is mass effect 
- Oil of Orlais
- I'm with Crypheus
- Random references to people in Canada 
- The Slow Clap Song

This Week: Complete Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts.
Next Week:  Here Lies the Abyss
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Square Roots - Episode 396
It's a PATRIOTS ONLY podcast. Our three hosts are RED, WHITE and BLUE. And these colours aren't busy at work. On this AMERICANS ONLY episode of Square Roots the fierce flag smoochers talk about what's up with the Templars mission Champions of the Just and recruit Vivienne, Iron Bull, Blackwall and Vanessa's nemesis Sera.
Also:
- Bronnie Jandon Is Always Ready For A Kiss
- The Merits of Showing Hole
- A Pooltergeist
- Have You Tried Equipping A Better Weapon?
- Half of Earth Is France

This Week: Recruit Sera, Vivianne, Blackwall, and Iron Bull plus complete either the Mages or the Templar’s quest (In Hushed Whispers or Champions of the Just)
Next Week:  Complete Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts
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Square Roots - Episode 395
You've got to hand it to the Herald: their hand certainly is glowy, and has superpowers too! In this gripping first chunker of BioWare's Dragon Age: Inquisition we close gates to the fade, meet a horse man, stare at chest hair, and leave the hinterlands as soon as Solas tells us to, because we wouldn't want to disappoint Vanessa's dream elf.
Also:
- Carol Vorderman's Math Skills
- A Naturalist, Not a Naturist
- How Many Games Make Your Mom Turn Into A Frankenstein?
- Vanessa Makes A Terrible Declaration
- A Freudian Digression

This Week: We watch an old lady get punched in the face in Val Royeaux
Next Week:  Recruit Sera, Vivianne, Blackwall, and Iron Bull plus complete either the Mages or the Templar’s quest (In Hushed Whispers or Champions of the Just)
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