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    Lee Mack surprise guest (part 2)

    enOctober 25, 2023
    What did Lee Mack share about his current projects?
    How does the quiz app relate to the discussion?
    What coping mechanism did David use to build confidence?
    How does the speaker prefer to handle scriptwriting?
    What is emphasized about overcoming fear and self-doubt?

    Podcast Summary

    • Exploring new flavors and opportunities at KrogerShopping at Kroger provides a wide range of affordable meal options and opportunities for savings, while also offering entertainment through guest appearances and creative ideas

      Shopping at Kroger offers a wide variety of delicious choices for mealtime, along with everyday low prices and extra savings through digital coupons and fuel points. Lee Mack, a funny actor and guest on the show, shared his current projects and the addictive nature of a quiz app he's been using. In a lighter moment, they discussed a potential quiz show idea based on a pyramid, but with many details still to be worked out. Overall, the conversation showcased the excitement of discovering new flavors and opportunities, as well as the entertainment value of exploring creative ideas.

    • Balancing Act: Hosting Shows vs Acting RolesSpeaker prefers scripts written by others, values live audience testing, and prioritizes audience connection over camera performance.

      The speaker in this conversation is constantly juggling between hosting shows and acting roles, and while he gets fewer offers for acting, he finds it more challenging to remember lines due to his background in theater. He prefers having someone else write the scripts for him as it saves time. During live read-throughs, they test the scripts in front of an audience before recording in the studio, similar to a radio play. The speaker's focus is more on performing for the audience than the cameras. Overall, the conversation highlights the speaker's experiences and preferences in the entertainment industry, emphasizing the importance of audience connection and effective scriptwriting.

    • Testing material with a live audience before recordingUnderstanding audience feedback and testing material are crucial for sitcom success. Eliminating unsuccessful jokes increases hit rate.

      Testing new material in front of a live audience before recording a sitcom is crucial for determining what works and what doesn't. This process allows for the elimination of unsuccessful jokes, ensuring a higher hit rate. The speaker shares his experience of this method leading to successful sitcoms, contrasting it with the risks of ignoring audience feedback. He also discusses the importance of understanding viewing figures, acknowledging their evolving nature and the impact of catch-up viewing on traditional ratings. The speaker expresses his curiosity about the people responsible for collecting viewing figures, suggesting that their small sample size could significantly influence the data. Overall, the key takeaway is the significance of audience feedback and testing in the creation and success of sitcoms.

    • Balancing audience feedback and performance environmentEngaged audiences in small theaters can aid in refining comedy material, but overly enthusiastic reactions can hinder performers' ability to gauge jokes' effectiveness. Recording performances without applause can help maintain a realistic representation of the comedy's potential.

      The feedback from a live audience during the early stages of a comedy show's development can greatly impact its success. In the case of smaller, fringe theaters with limited seating, the dedicated fans who manage to secure tickets become crucial for refining the material. However, an overly enthusiastic audience can sometimes hinder the process by laughing at inappropriate moments or applauding unintentionally, making it difficult for the performers to gauge the effectiveness of their jokes. It's essential to maintain a balance between an engaged audience and a realistic representation of the performance environment. The removal of applause and other unnatural sounds from recorded material can help maintain this balance and provide a more accurate representation of the comedy's true potential.

    • Unexpected incidents in live performancesDespite unexpected disruptions, it's important for performers to persevere and stay focused in their craft.

      Live performances, whether it's stand-up comedy or a theatrical play, can be unpredictable and chaotic. The speaker shared two personal experiences where unexpected incidents disrupted the shows, leading to chaos and confusion. In one instance, someone vomited on several people during a sketch show, causing a 20-minute delay. In another instance, the speaker's phone rang during a play about Julie Burchill, ruining the scene and causing embarrassment. Despite these disruptions, the speaker emphasized the importance of persevering in their craft, whether it's writing or performing. The speaker also mentioned that they had taken a break from stand-up comedy for several years but still harbored a desire to tour again. Overall, the conversation highlighted the challenges and unpredictability of live performances and the importance of staying focused and adaptable in the face of unexpected disruptions.

    • Earning audience trust in stand-up comedyUnderstand that solid material is crucial to win over an audience before attempting improvisation or audience interaction.

      Experience and earning the audience's trust are crucial elements in successful stand-up comedy. The speaker shared his personal journey, from trying out material at comedy clubs to eventually performing on television. He mentioned that it took him about a year to feel ready to perform, starting with short sets and gradually building up to longer performances. However, he also shared an experience where he assumed the audience loved him and tried to improvise too early in the set, only to realize that not everyone was a fan. He learned that earning the audience's trust and respect through solid material is essential before attempting to engage them with improvisation or audience interaction. The speaker emphasized the importance of understanding that not all audience members may be familiar with or be fans of the performer, and that it's crucial to win over the entire room before attempting to take risks on stage.

    • Adapting to diverse audiences and creating quick, memorable lines in stand-up comedySuccessful comedians must connect with diverse audiences and deliver quick, memorable lines on the spot, adapting to various situations and settings.

      The art of stand-up comedy involves winning over a diverse audience and delivering quick, memorable lines, even if the origin of those lines is unclear. Comedians, like the one discussed, have performed in various settings and have had to adapt to different situations. The ability to create and deliver lines on the spot is crucial, as some jokes may become part of a comedian's repertoire. The speed and improvisation required in stand-up comedy can make it challenging to follow other performers, and the lack of consistent television exposure during the 90s added to the difficulty of building a comedy career. Ultimately, the success of a stand-up comedian relies on their ability to connect with their audience and deliver memorable, quick-witted lines.

    • The late 90s comedy scene: A formative time for comediansComedians in the late 90s performed at multiple venues for low pay, but the sense of community and potential for growth made it worthwhile. The era is remembered fondly for its raw energy and camaraderie.

      The comedy scene in the late 1990s was unique because most comedians were genuinely passionate about their craft and being on the circuit was the primary goal. Comedians would perform at multiple venues in a night for low pay, but the sense of community and the potential for growth made it worthwhile. The scene was diverse, with some acts being good, some terrible, and some downright bizarre. As the industry evolved, comedians became more polished and focused on showcasing their best material to secure bigger opportunities. The era of the circuit, with its raw energy and sense of camaraderie, is fondly remembered by many comedians as a formative time in their careers.

    • Late 90s comedy scene: Funky and Fringy or Polished and Produced?From unpredictable porcupine incidents to virtual open mic nights, the late 90s comedy scene was a unique blend of raw talent and technological innovation, paving the way for today's adaptable and evolving performing arts industry.

      The world of comedy and performing arts in the late 90s was a unique and eclectic mix of individuals, some ambitious, some still "funky and fringy." A memorable encounter with a comedian who fell on stage with a porcupine story exemplified the hit-or-miss nature of live performances during that era. Today, the landscape has changed significantly, with more polished and produced content becoming the norm. One comedian, Rose, even won a competition through a virtual open mic night, showcasing the adaptability of the industry to new technologies. Overall, the discussion highlights the evolution of the performing arts scene and the enduring appeal of live, unpredictable performances.

    • Believe in yourself even in the face of setbacksDespite fears and self-doubt, determination and resilience can help overcome obstacles and achieve success. Support from friends and colleagues also plays a crucial role.

      Even in the face of setbacks and failures, it's important to keep pushing forward and believe in yourself. The story of David, who was mugged and then went on to audition for a TV show despite his initial nerves and insecurities, is a great reminder of this. He used a creative coping mechanism to build up his confidence and eventually landed the part. It's essential to remember that everyone experiences fear and self-doubt, but with determination and resilience, one can overcome these obstacles and achieve success. Additionally, it's crucial to have a supportive network of friends and colleagues who can help boost your confidence during challenging times.

    • Making a Comedy Sketch with a Robot CharacterCreating a successful comedy sketch with a robot character involves authenticity, camaraderie, and drawing inspiration from other comedians and pop culture references.

      The discussion revolves around the making of a comedy sketch featuring a robot character, and the challenges they faced in bringing the performance to life. The speakers, who have a history of working together, reflect on the unique aspects of the project and share anecdotes from their experiences. They also touch upon the importance of authenticity in comedy and the desire to replicate the feeling of camaraderie and fun they had before they became comedians. Additionally, they mention the influence of other comedians and pop culture references on their work. Despite some technical difficulties during the recording, they express their enjoyment of the process and the value of creating something together.

    • Unexpected discoveries and opportunitiesUnexpected discoveries can lead to increased publicity and opportunities for growth. Performers can adapt to unexpected situations by staying positive and finding joy in their work.

      Unexpected discoveries can lead to unexpected opportunities. This was evident when Nigel Havers, a British actor, accidentally revealed his extravagant home decor during a virtual interview on TV, which went viral. Despite the initial surprise and potential embarrassment, Havers turned the situation into an opportunity by jokingly suggesting that he was zooming from Buckingham Palace. This unexpected discovery led to increased publicity for Havers and his work. Another interesting anecdote shared in the conversation was about a panel game called "About About Comedy," where Nigel Havers and Lee Mack, the speaker, were unexpectedly cast together despite never having met before. Havers shared that he often wears his own clothes on set instead of the costumes provided, allowing him to leave quickly after filming. This unconventional approach highlights the importance of being adaptable and comfortable in unexpected situations. Furthermore, the conversation touched on the passion and dedication that performers have for their craft, and the importance of staying positive and finding joy in the job, even when faced with challenges or less desirable opportunities. Overall, the conversation emphasized the importance of embracing the unexpected and finding opportunities for growth and humor in unexpected situations.

    • Unexpected opportunities can lead to new experiencesBeing adaptable and open to new opportunities can lead to unexpected outcomes. Confidence in one's abilities, clear communication, and taking calculated risks can help in personal growth and new experiences.

      Sometimes, unexpected opportunities can arise from unlikely situations. In the discussion, the speaker shares an experience where he was offered a role as a puppet on Saturday morning television after the executives rejected the show. He was initially unsure about the opportunity but eventually agreed, leading to a new experience. This experience shows that being adaptable and open to new opportunities can lead to unexpected outcomes. Moreover, the conversation also touches upon the importance of having confidence in one's abilities. The speaker mentions how he gave it his all during the audition, even when he wasn't sure about the outcome. This mindset helped him land the role and showcase his talents. Additionally, the conversation sheds light on the importance of communication and clarity in decision-making. The speaker mentions how the executives were unclear about their decision, leading to confusion and frustration. Clear and timely communication can help prevent such misunderstandings and ensure that everyone is on the same page. Lastly, the conversation touches upon the topic of personal growth and taking risks. The speaker mentions how he underwent laser eye surgery as a personal experiment, which led to a new perspective on life. Taking calculated risks and stepping out of one's comfort zone can lead to personal growth and new experiences.

    • Understanding desires and motivationsDiscovering what people truly want and offering it to them can be an effective way to persuade or influence them, even if it seems insignificant.

      Understanding people's desires and motivations can be an effective way to influence or persuade them. The speaker shared a personal anecdote about how he learned this during a root canal procedure, where he was allowed to watch TV but only certain channels. He felt a sense of excitement and satisfaction when he received cash payments for his comedy gigs, reminiscing about the feeling of payday from his previous jobs. He suggested that finding out what people truly want and offering it to them, even if it seems insignificant, can be an effective way to get them to do what you want. The comedian Jerry Seinfeld, for example, pays his guests in cash and brown envelopes, understanding that this is something they value. The speaker concluded by saying that he hasn't been paid for the interview, and Matt hadn't brought him a paint glass as promised, but he had brought something else instead.

    • Measuring and formatting elements in creative projectsClear ideas and formats, collaboration with manufacturers, maintaining a lighthearted approach, and clear communication are crucial for bringing creative projects to life.

      Measuring and formatting certain elements, such as the ending of a show or the size of an object like a cushion, can be challenging and time-consuming. The conversation also touched on the importance of having a clear idea and format for a project, as well as the potential for collaboration with manufacturers. However, the discussion also revealed the importance of maintaining a lighthearted and open approach to creative projects, even when faced with obstacles. Additionally, the conversation highlighted the potential for miscommunication and misunderstandings, emphasizing the need for clear and direct communication. Overall, the conversation underscored the importance of persistence, creativity, and adaptability in bringing ideas to fruition.

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