Legally Tazing That Bitch

As Teddy attempts to innumerate the various foibles attributed to American women, and we gain insight into Scotch's true feelings about the French, the show gets derailed and the guys start gossiping about life at their previous place of employment, CBS Radio.

Just as fast as this segment of your favorite Red Scare Radio Show begins, is just as fast as it ends as the guy intro and outro in less than 2

The prospect for the first redheaded Miss Norway, Sylvia Flote gets in depth on the finer points of being an international beauty and gives yet another insight as to why redheaded women are repelled by their male counterparts. Better luck next time, Teddy boy.

We can actually pin point how long ago the guys recorded this episode as Teddy and Scotch attempt to review a slew of various movies, no longer in theaters.

The Red Scare boys bring in Paulie from Paulie's Pizza in New York to discusses the intricacies of the creating the perfect pizza pie. Don't ask...

Teddy and Scotch discuss their mutual hatred for contemporary music and share how the music of their youth is still getting heavy rotation in their respective decks.

Here's a small taste of the best one-liners from the first several episodes of The Red Scare, with your boys Teddy James and Johnny Scotch. Enjoy!

Scotch and Teddy review the pros and cons of older, established men dating younger women, then ask you, the listening audience to chime in with your view points.

The guys review a blasphemous news story and Scotch recounts a time when he was tempted by G-d himself to perform an unholy act during church services.

The guys discuss the ramifications of getting into a mosh pit with the Red Scare and then delve into the issue of restaurant tipping. Does a piece of shit waiter, who's taken their fucking time all night long, still get an incentive to insure prompt service?