Mary Basmadjian

Throughout Howie's 52 year career in advertising, from Madison Avenue to sunny California, he became known for creating iconic ads like Alka-Seltzer's "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" and for having the cahones to blow up the "old" Jack in the Box clown when they reformulated. 

Check out his new book "I Can't Believe I Lived the Whole Thing: A Memoir from the Golden Age of Advertising." Available on paperback and Audiobook: www.thewholethingbook.me

Featured Music: 
RJD2 - A Beautiful Mine • 

My Artwork and Stories: 
https://www.instagram.com/apriccot.art • 

Videos: 
https://www.youtube.com/apriccot • 

Published: June 25, 2019 (2019-06-25) • 
Recorded: June 20, 2019 (2019-06-20) • 
Software: Adobe Audition •

www.apricotjamspodcast.com 
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Mary is a comedian, actress, and producer from Pasadena, California. She performs in the greater Los Angeles area and produces the comedy show "Armenian All-Stars" at Flappers in Burbank, California. • 

Mary on Instagram: 
https://www.instagram.com/maryb626 • 

Featured Music: 
Slightly Stoopid - Circle House Blues • 

My Artwork and Stories: 
https://www.instagram.com/apriccot.art • 

Videos: 
https://www.youtube.com/apriccot • 

Published: June 21, 2019 (2019-06-21) • 
Recorded: June 14, 2019 (2019-06-14) • 
Software: Adobe Audition •

www.apricotjamspodcast.com 
© 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.

00:00 Babies hate podcasts • 
00:23 Reverse motivation • 
01:16 Stupid is good • 
02:34 Capital Pewnishment • 
03:10 God • 
04:06 Stupid brain • 
04:44 Adaptation • 
06:02 Surprise kill vanish • 
06:46 Collective energy • 
08:13 Insane obsession • 
09:22 23 and maybe • 
10:08 Mitch Hedberg • • 

Featured Music: 
Minnesota - Stardust Redux (Perkulat0r Remix) •  
Alan Watts - Mr. Jazz • 
Manic Focus - Your X Now (Feat. Exmag and Borahm Lee) • 
Derlee - Off The Beat'n Path (Daily Bread Remix) • 
Thrupence - Stop Using Logic • 
Cal Tjader - Nica's Dream • 
CharlesTheFirst - Step:Time • 
Abakus - Liberated From The Negative • 
Haywyre - Mindchamber • 
Will Sessions - Life's a Bitch • • • 

Drawings: 
https://www.instagram.com/apriccot.art • 

Video Games: 
https://www.twitch.tv/apricccot • 

Videos:
https://www.youtube.com/apriccot •

Published: May 22, 2019 (2019-05-22) • 
Remixed: June 21, 2019 (2019-06-21) • 
Software: Adobe Audition •  

www.apricotjamspodcast.com 
© 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.

00:00 Leveraging a curse • 
00:47 Unibrow on a child • 
02:10 Protect Goldilocks • 
03:25 Soft goodbye • 
03:51 Leaky face • 
05:08 Mediocrity rules • 
06:07 Down to earth • 
06:59 Secret shortcut • 
09:26 10 kids • 
09:58 Delicate balance • 
11:42 Straws pulled at random • • • 

Featured Music: 
Blue in Green - Rainy Streets •  
Stochastic Resonance - Manic Focus (ft. Statik) • 
Younger Brother - Pound a Rhythm (Electronic Mix) • 
Shook - Remember • 
iamalex - Summer Goes By •
The Slip - Firewater • 
Hidden Orchestra - Flight • 
Meshuggah - Straws Pulled at Random • • • 

Drawings: 
www.instagram.com/apriccot.art • 

Twitch: 
www.twitch.tv/apricccot • 

YouTube:
www.youtube.com/apriccot •

Published: May 14, 2019 (2019-05-14) • 
Software: Adobe Audition • • 

www.apricotjamspodcast.com 
© 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.

00:00 So smart • 
00:41 Gender assumption • 
01:49 Nostalgia • 
02:53 Loving themselves • 
03:16 Circlejerk chamber • 
04:02 Cow worship • 
04:33 Genetic claustrophobia • 
04:56 Son of a great man • 
05:33 Fire worship • 
05:58 Forgotten past • 
06:30 Drawing vs streaming • 
07:19 Hardest difficulty • 
08:07 Spirals in the east • 
08:54 Castle Hill • • • 

Featured Music: 
Hardkandy - Loose Ends •  
David Cutter Music - Keep On • 
Kupla - storyofus • 
Hugo Kant - This Old Relaxation ( Remix from This Old Tune by Zé Mateo) • 
Medeski Martin & Wood - The Lover (Live at Java Jazz Festiva 2012) •
Tom Misch - The Journey • 
Zeelim - Kutiman • 
KarmawiN - Bushido • 
Lusine - Arterial • • • 

Drawings: 
www.instagram.com/_apricotjams • 

Twitch: 
www.twitch.tv/apricotjams • 

Published: May 8, 2019 (2019-05-08) • 
Software: Adobe Audition • • 

www.apricotjamspodcast.com 
© 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.

00:00 Sex robots • 
01:02 Reverse Motivation • 
01:53 Growing Apart • 
02:54 Sketchy God • 
03:40 Wild Flat Earthers • 
04:24 Artistic Alchemy • 
05:29 Self Reflection • 
05:55 The Creative Well • 
06:42 Emilio • 
06:59 Plight of the Creator • 
08:08 Audio Technica • • • • 

Featured Music: 
Ott - Hello My Name Is •  
Marbert Rocel - Eleanor Birdbath • 
Telefon Tel Aviv - TTV • 
The Human Experience ft. Lila Rose - Dusted Compass (Phutureprimitive Remix) • 
Tigran Hamasyan - Gypsyology (Live) • 
The Polish Embassador - Let the Rhythm Just • • • • 

Drawings: 
www.instagram.com/_apricotjams • 

Twitch:
www.twitch.tv/apricotjams • 

Published: May 3, 2019 (2019-05-03) • 
Remixed and Rerecorded: July 28, 2019 (2019-07-28)• 
Software: Adobe Audition • • 

www.apricotjamspodcast.com 
© 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.

00:00 Feral Children and Rome 
05:30 Cougars 
10:07 Out of Africa Northbound 
17:21 Zoroastrianism 
20:21 A Perfect Circle 
23:01 Dyēus Phter 
24:46 Consolidating the Gods 
26:13 Amen 
28:35 Indo-European Origin 
29:27 Caucus 
31:48 Dothraki 
32:54 DNA 
35:14 Indo-Urartu Armenians 
45:41 Sex Robots? 
50:51 Incels 
56:54 Sunlight 
59:25 Hunter Gatherer 
01:04:02 Storytelling 
01:08:14 Order & Chaos 
01:10:24 Math Creates Order 
01:11:56 Beautiful Jazz Chaos
01:13:21 Sub-Genre Communities 
01:14:33 Memes Evolve Global Culture 
01:16:02 Hashtags 
01:20:11 Disconnected 
01:24:17 Emojis 
01:25:38 Animal Instincts 
01:27:19 Opposable Thumbs 
01:28:17 Cats & Dogs 
01:32:38 Domesticating Cats 
01:34:28 Rodents 
01:36:18 Rats in Mongolian Migration 
01:40:02 West Asia 
01:41:19 Pacific Islanders 
01:42:59 Arvydas Sabonis 
01:45:33 Outro 

 • • 

Featured Music: 
Tigran Hamasyan - Gypsiology • • 

My Drawings: 
www.instagram.com/_apricotjams • • 

Twitch:
www.twitch.tv/apricotjams • • 

Recorded: April 22, 2019 (2019-04-22) • 
Published: April 29, 2019 (2019-04-29) • 
Software: Adobe Audition • • 

www.apricotjamspodcast.com 
© 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.

00:00 Purity • 
00:43 Titty streamers • 
01:31 Like dropping • 
02:09 Embarassed • 
02:31 Douchebag? • 
03:00 The last word • 
03:45 Kamikaze • 
04:21 Slow start • 
04:41 Two kinds of assholes • 
05:35 Soul burn • 
06:14 Cucumber • 
06:45 Hate is easy • 
07:47 How to medium • 
08:25 Blessings and disasters • 
09:15 Outro • • 

Featured Music: 
Emancipator - When I go •  
Groove Armada - Sun Toucher • 
Arkisit - Fill Your Coffee • 
Charles Bradley - You Think I Don't Know, But I Know • 
Chapter VII: The Glitch Mob - Interbeing • 
Flitzsuppe - Urban Density • 
Clozee - Secret Place - Tor Remix • 
Freddie Joachim - Midnight Trains • • 

My Drawings: 
www.instagram.com/_apricotjams • • 

Twitch:
www.twitch.tv/apricotjams • • 

Published: April 24, 2019 (2019-04-24) • 
Software: Adobe Audition • • 

www.apricotjamspodcast.com 
© 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.

00:00 Pool toys - 
00:34 Overcooked - 
00:53 Extra - 
01:17 Impulsive - 
01:40 Psychic dogs - 
02:21 Jizz - 
03:09 Black hole of pain - 
04:07 Meertha - 
04:27 Regular ass hat - 
05:08 Groove juice - 
06:02 El Doucherino - 
06:49 Talk to the hand - 
07:14 Outro - - 

Featured Music: 
Beegie Adair - San Antonio Rose, 
The Floozies - Cheese, 
Tariq Da Hustla - Sea Weed, 
Philanthrope - Intro, 
Brock Berrigan - License to Chill, 
Tipper - Gulch, 
Kick Bong & Squazoid - Strange Nation, 
Philanthrope - Cosy - - 

My Drawings: 
www.instagram.com/_apricotjams - - 

Twitch:
www.twitch.tv/apricotjams - - 

Published: March 30, 2019 (2019-03-30) - 
Ideation: 2 weeks - 
Remixed and rerecorded: April 16, 2019 (2019-04-16) - 
Remixed again: July 24, 2019 (2019-07-24) - 
Software: Adobe Audition - - 

www.apricotjamspodcast.com 
© 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.

00:00 Addicting Remedy - 
01:15 Rain In LA - 
01:58 Musical Personality - 
02:40 Succubus - 
03:48 Translation Robots - 
04:11 Armenian Itsy Bitsy - 
04:28 Global Inspiration - 
04:59 Fading Emotions - 
06:20 Genetic Gift - 
06:42 Pass the Puffer - 
07:19 Thread of Emotion - 
08:51 Anyone can Create - 
09:39 Untune The Sky - - 

Featured Music: 
Electrocado - Baited,  
Marvel Years - Sunset Strip, 
Feverkin & Koresma - Golden, 
The Pharcyde - Passin' me by Instrumental, 
Pure Colors - Touch of a Woman, 
Spafford - The Reprise, 
ANKO - Opale, 
Demon Head - Untune the Sky - - 

Drawings & Videos: 
www.instagram.com/_apricotjams -
www.youtube.com/apricotjams - 

Twitch:
www.twitch.tv/apricotjams - - 

Published: March 21, 2019 (2019-03-21) - 
First remix (and rerecording) : April 18, 2019 (2019-04-18) - 
Second remix: July 22, 2019 - 
Ideation: 3 weeks - 
Software: Adobe Audition - - 

www.apricotjamspodcast.com 
© 2019 Apricot Jams. All rights reserved.