Objectively Wrong: Slow Movies

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! Get on the haunted nostalgia train as Alison and Brendon rewatch and review the 1993 Disney classic, Hocus Pocus. Come back to the present as they review the sequel that’s been 29 years in the making!

Alison and Brendon recap and review some of the biggest shows of the last month. Special guest appearance by Werewolf by Night!

Alison and Brendon discuss all things Disney Studios. Join them as they talk about their long history with the House of Mouse, from their early beginnings to their complicated relationship with the modern juggernaut, and everything in between.

We officially welcome Alison as a full time host! Get to know a little about all of us as we discuss our favorites. Movies, directors, actors, guilty pleasures, and more. As always, Alison stresses out about her answers, Parker berates everyone, and Brendon gets pretentious!

We officially welcome Alison as a full time host! Get to know a little about all of us as we talk all of our favorites. Movies, directors, actors, guilty pleasures. As always, Alison stresses out about her answers, Parker berates everyone, and Brendon gets pretentious!

Alison attends the Calgary International Film Festival while Brendon barely makes it out of bed. Tag along as the two catch up with their reactions and reviews of the last couple of weeks worth of releases.

Sean joins us to discuss a casting of a potential Fantastic Four movie, and specifically who the folks over at Wizard Comics cast in their “Casting Call” section way back in 2000. What do you think of this blast from the past, and who would be your perfect Fantastic Four cast?

Let’s talk about a terrific titan of cinema, Steven Spielberg. In order to tackle this behemoth the boys bring in their very own dinosaur: Parker’s Dad. Join the crew to discuss the “Golden Age” of Spielberg, his incredible output over the last 50 years, and if he’s dropped off in quality in his later years. […]

Parker’s Dad joins the boys to discuss his general dislike of slow movies, but only a select group of slow movies. Some of them he thinks are great, some of them he thinks suck, and they’re trying to figure out what separates the two. Tune in to help them figure out what Tim is talking […]

We’re once again joined by Alison to take on a modern remake of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, and who we would pick as our cast. Alison gets emotional and struggles to let go of the original cast, Brendon has some terribly studio-friendly picks, and Parker is certain that he has cast the perfect […]