Raise your damn kid, lady!

The is a rational to pissing yourself in public that has a range goes from almost unable to believe you are doing it to it making perfect sense that you are doing it. The easier it gets to explain depends on how much you have had to drink.

Not a biblical post

Someone has to say it.

Don't piss that woman off!

You're damned right I said it! Someone had to.

Choking on the hair of the dog

And cabbages and kings. (You get extra points if you don't have to Google that)

Did you ever stop to consider that the heart doesn't know what the hell it wants?

Some people just stink of goodness.

Never thought I would see it.