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    Hey ho ya little Banquet loving fools! Today's show is nasty, polarizing and slanderous. So, in many ways, it's like any other week but it's also riddled with cottage cheese, jelly beans, and grown people deep throating corn dogs left and right. We deep dive into Amy Klobuchar's comb salad incident, plus the sordid details of Bill Clinton's battle of the bulge and addiction to short shorts. So take a jog to McDonalds and throw up on The Japanese Prime Minister, it's Life's a Banquet the podcast!

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    “HOLY SHEET!”- The GHOSTisode!

    Boo folks!! We are very scared of today’s episode, and you should be too! Boo! That’s right, we are talking ghosts! Nic holds a flashlight under her chin and tells us all about earth's most haunted fast food restaurants, and Z has got Venice’s most evil locals, because ya know, Italy has food right?? So throw on some chains and leave wet footprints in your neighbor's bedroom, it’s Life’s a Banquet the mother fucking haunted ass podcast!! Boo!

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    "Night of the living BREAD" -A HORROR MOVIE & food HALLOWEEN episode SPECTACULAR!!!

    "Night of the living BREAD" -A HORROR MOVIE & food HALLOWEEN episode SPECTACULAR!!!

    It's spooky leftovers for tonight! We listen back to Episode 105!

    Look, this show is haunted, you already know that. If you thought that this week's episode was going to be less haunted, boy were you wrong! On this week's extremely evil and possessed episode we are talking horror movies! Nicole puts us on to some of the best scary movies about food. We’re looking at you “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”. And Z has the history of zombie flicks, why they eat brains, where you can eat brains, and why Rob Zombie is a vegan. So put on a nightgown and go see what that noise in the barn was all alone, it’s Life's a Banquet the podcast!

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    "Poison me like one of your French girls"- The POISON episode!!

    "Poison me like one of your French girls"- The POISON episode!!

    Bubble, bubble, toil, and trouble! Welcome friends to a full month of evil episodes, straight from the depths of Hell! We begin our reign of terror with a deep dive into planet Earth's most poisonous foods! What do you have to be extra careful of eating 40lbs of? How many apple seeds will kill you???? And who the funk is the Poison Squad anyway????? So nibble on some Rhubarb leaves and snap into a Blowfish, it’s Life’s a Banquet the mother fucking podcast!!

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    Joe Biden: KoRn's #1 fan!- The CORN REDUXXX

    Joe Biden: KoRn's #1 fan!- The CORN REDUXXX

    Folks, it’s happening, AGAIN! That’s right everyone, brace yourselves for Corn, revisited! This is the second time we have explored earth's scariest vegetable, but the first time we have told you why and how it became a highly controversial bread, and also about your favorite band, KoRn, and why Joe Biden loves them so much. So grow yourself some corn and use it for literally everything you could need in this world, it’s Life’s a Banquet the podcast!

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    "I'm still a Paw Paw from the block!"- The hometown foods ep!

    "I'm still a Paw Paw from the block!"- The hometown foods ep!

    Well, well, welcome folks! This week we are deep diving into local delicacies from our respective home states. Please, join us as we crack into a succulent Indiana Banana, aka the Paw Paw, and the spooky haunted restaurants of Long Island! So gather up some Michigan Mangoes and look out for Joey Buttafucco, it’s Lifes a Banquet the podcast!

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    "There's a FUNGUS among us!" The MUSHROOMisode!

    "There's a FUNGUS among us!" The MUSHROOMisode!

    Folks, what can we say about this week's episode? It’s penis-shaped, and it just might kill you. That’s right, the mushroomisode! We’re talking fungus-fueled orgasms and bad tripppps. Plus, you guessed it, Ben Affleck. So get yourself some chicken marsala, and watch the paint melt off your walls, It’s Life’s a Banquet the podcast!

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    "The case against vegetarianism"- The WW2 episode!

    "The case against vegetarianism"- The WW2 episode!

    Just when you thought that we’d never do a WW2 episode…… That's right folks, you have asked and we listened, and here we are with your dream come true: a food podcast about the tragedy that was WW2. Curious how to make a cake with no sugar or flour? Always wondered how many ways you could cook a shoe? Dying to know what Hitler's favorite exotic fruit was? Well, we answer these questions and more on today's slightly uncomfortable episode! So bake a bunch of carrots and pretend they're steak, it’s Life’s a Banquet the podcast!

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    “CHIP & DALE’S”- CHIPS, the sequel!

    “CHIP & DALE’S”- CHIPS, the sequel!

    Folks, it’s finally here. After weeks of staring at your phone, waiting for Chips part deux, it’s finally here. Hopefully, now you can get some sleep. Join us, won’t you, as Nicole serenades us with the history of potato chips, plus used cars, taboo meats, and an uncomfortable discussion about the movie “Toys”. So pop, but please promise to stop, it’s Life’s a Banquet the god damn podcast! 

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    "There will be BLOOD!"- THE PERIOD EPISODE

    "There will be BLOOD!"- THE PERIOD EPISODE

    Get ready for more leftovers with another recycled episode from the archives! You're cramp-y, you're starving, you have an urge to kill. Looks like Aunt Flow is paying you an unwanted visit (wink). This week the gals are talking PERIODS! They're more than just times in history people, they're a week each month where blood seeps from your body without care for your plans or your sanity. Nic and Z talk PMS remedies, myths, stigmas, and foods, plus they explore the witchcraft practices of putting period blood into food to keep a lover. So eat a whole pizza, yell at a well-meaning stranger and then spread your wings and fly! It's Life’s a Banquet the podcast!

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