RHONY S14E5 + E6

Deepti is back with Haley and Larkyn to catch up on a LOT of Bravo. On Summer House, Kyle and Amanda *hate* each other and Lindsay is in full blown monster mode. Deepti has to tap into Haley and Larkyn's historical SH knowledge to try to understand if Lindsay was ever likable in the first few seasons. 

Vanderpump Rules is snoozy this season and Sandoval is incorrigible. Deepti is underwhelmed by how Ariana is carrying the show. LVP might hate women? They also debate whether the show needs to just fully end and who will be watching the new show THE VALLEY.

Deepti just started bingeing Paris In Love and is finishing up S1 and Haley agrees that the show is beYond addictive for some reason. Larkyn attempts to explain how Paris is with her baby in S2 and Haley fills Deepti in on the gossip she's heard and let's just say it veers on the strange side.

Finally they discuss the RHOBH reunion. There's one more part left still to come this week but they discuss the overall season and how much they can't deal with Kyle. And Deepti announces that she's officially given up on Dorit. Garcelle remains a queen. Crystal should try to have a bigger role on the show so she can thrive more. And Erika - oh boy...she may have had a good season but has she actually grown? 

Deepti and Sean discuss how their predictions for the finale turned out. Chelsea was the reality tv gift that keeps on giving. Clay's dad gave further insight into how Clay is the way he is. Clay's MOM was wonderful and her chat with Clay's dad was a fantastic scene in the show. Amy was a stunning bride. 

Now looking forward to the reunion next week! 

Deepti and Sean are back to talk about how insane Chelsea is!!! WTF. Why didn't Jimmy LEAVE when he COULD??? But is there no bigger douche than JerAMEY!?!? Good god, he and Sarah Ann deserve each other. Ok while we're invoking god (which so much of the cast constantly seems to be doing)...please help AD decide NOT to choose Clay!!! He's no good. 

Deepti and Sean gave all their predictions not just for who will and won't get married but also the order in which they'll choose to show the couples' weddings. (IF Chelsea and Jimmy even GET to the altar.)

What a season this has been!! 

Deepti and Sean are here to talk all things LOVE IS BLIND and Season 6 is not disappointing so far! We've got various love triangles, cringey first-time-meetings, bickering already beginning...fun for all! 

Deepti, Dina and Haley have an innumerable amount of problems with Southern Charm and yet they still can't get enough. In this PCP episode, they discuss what a soUTherN white boy world this show exemplifies overall. They think Olivia did a fantastic job at the reunion, Taylor is an embarrassing disaster, Rodgrigo and Rod contributed pretty much nothing to the season?, Madison REIGNS SUPREME, Craigy is the logical statesmen of the group and Dina especially wonders HOW did that hAppENED like in the past year all of the sudden, SHEP - wow SHep...ok Deepti, Dina and Haley discuss how much they thought he was genuine about "fixing" his lifestyle and the drinking and how much was just to placate audiences and get viewer sympathy. Austen is...well he's Austen. 

Looking forward to Southern Charm S10 one day! 

Deepti, Dina and Haley go DEEP on the Salt Lake City ladies! Deepti sees this whole season and that spectacular finale as performance art, and that "realization" helps her not be "mad" at how ridiculous it all is! This show is a combo of camp and performance art and it's just a wild ride. 

They discuss every nuance of Monica and what's great about her and what's so obviously fraudulent and bizarre about her. They also try to figure out WHEN Heather REALLY knew Monica was Reality Von Tea(se) and if Jen tipped anyone off before she went to prison. They chat about these topics and so much more from the the season in this extra long episode! 

(Around 1hr 38 min mark, Haley does a QUICK aside going oFF on RHOBH Kyle's actions this season. Deepti, Dina and Haley also briefly vent their frustrations on RHOP.) 

Deepti is back with Sarah to catch up on so much Bravo.

RHONY Legacy is INCREDIBLE. Kelly Bensimmon is such a nightmare but is fueling us with some good TV. Dorinda, Lu and Sonja are deLIGHTING us, Ramona is NOT being as big of a monster (so far?) and Kristen is bringing enough drama. VERY HAPPY with RHONY LEGACY, it's like a big warm hug with our old friends.

Beverly Hills is HEAVY. Deepti and Sarah have some disagreements on Sutton...and they discuss. Dorit deserved what she got from Garcelle at the end of Crystal's Taco Tuesday night (COME ON, DORIT!), Kyle is a whole complicated mess that Deepti and Sarah parse through to try to understand their feelings on her. Erika...well...she's been fine! 

SOUTHERN CHARM - whew!!!! It's been so fantastic this season. Shep/Austen fight with Craig and Whitney and Madison there in Whitney's Presidential Suite was incredible!!! Taylor is off her f'ing rocker. Craig remains ADORABLE. Madison is MVP - she is absolutely fantastic this season. 

Approximate Time Stamps for each show discussion:
RHOSLC - Beginning
RHOBH - 26min 20 sec
SC - 49 min 50 sec
WH - 1hr 5 min
RHOP - 1hr 14min 25sec

Deepti and Haley are joined by Sarah to discuss NUMEROUS shows. Bravo really is keeping everyone busy! 

Salt Lake City continues to bring it with so much camp. Love her or hate her, Monica is a force of nature on the show and Deepti, Haley and Sarah still get a real kick out of her; they disagree on Lisa Barlow love/hate this season!; Haley loses her MIND over Whitney; there's been some change of opinion on Angie. 

Beverly Hills is compelling this season so far. Deepti loses HER mind over Sutton; they're appreciating some levity as far as Erica goes; what is continuing to happen with Dorit's GLAM!?!??! and more theories on the home invasions; is Kyle about to get extra sanctimonious?

Southern Charm's Taylor is SO difficult to watch on screen; Austen will never change will he?; Shep and Austen were reviled at Bravocon during their panel; Whitney is 55 years old!?!?; Maybe Craig and Paige WILL last (minds are changing).

Winter House makes everyone ill. But Deepti, Haley and Sarah will not NOT watch.

Potomac has been great so far this season but Robyn and Juan storyline is killing everyone; is Ashley messier than Candiace?; we need more scenes with the new girl Nneka; is Wendy basically doing Real Housewives cosplay? 

It's been a long time! Deepti is finally back with Haley to catch up on LOTS OF BRAVO. 

On Beverly Hills, Kyle is sober and works out a lot and is going through something tough with Mo and Deepti and Haley believe it BUT she's also being a “bratty” these days BUT also extra funny, Deepti has HAD IT with Sutton, Garcelle needs better storylines ASAP, Dorit and PK - the SCAMS! THE SCAMS!, are the producers editing Crystal out a bit?? 

RHOSLC - AMAAAAZING season so far, the campiest most dystopian bizarro land Housewives show in the Bravoverse. Heather is on a redemption tour this season, Lisa Barlow must be the most exhausting friend/mother/wife to have but Praise Jesus she is such a great Housewife, Deepti still loves Monica but Haley warns Deepti about a bunch of Monica gossip out there,  Meredith scares Deepti, Whitney...is she only half stirring pots this season? 

Winter House - oh BOY. This show makes any viewer watching feel hung over. 

Southern Charm - Deepti is especially loving this season but so much of this cast needs to be revamped! 

Deepti and Dina have a lot to say about this latest Real Housewives of Orange County season! They discuss Shannon's psychoses (of course), how Jen is as a new Housewife and how douchey her boyfriend is, \ that they're surprised Taylor is blending in well, THAT HEATHER AND TERRY DUBROW ARE TRASHY EMBARRASSING RICH PEOPLE, how Tamra Judge gets an A+ in Real Housewifery,  that they don't understand why Emily gets so much hate online b/c she's actually phenomenal this season!, that they always end up really LIKING Gina every season though they think they won't. 

And of course Deepti and Dina had to take some moments to praise the GLORY of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 premiere. A season they were NOT looking forward to at all but it turns out that if the first episode is any indication how the rest of the season will go...then we are ALL in for a wild ride!