S01:E01 "Jackbooted Tots"

Andrew is Sofa King

• Sofa dongles
• Andrew’s future wife: Jan
• Carly Rae Jepsen has an album coming out and somehow this is relevant to furniture

Cooking Gadget Talk

• Second Saturday Sleep explained
• Sit or stand/Peel or no peel
• Innovations in garlic gadgets
• 4 Year Old Mic’d up at Hockey
• How to Sharpen Global Knives with Mino Tsuchida

The Stock Market versus Everyone Else

• The race for shareholder profits has left workers in the dust, according to new research
• Aaron learns the word “concomitant”
• Please think of the shareholders

The Take, The Countertake, and the Take on the Countertake

• The Sunrise Movement is not a cult of sun worshiping neopagans, even though that name kind of sounds like that, tbh
• The Dianne Feinstein Defenders Have Logged All the Way On
• LOL, stupid children, how dare you try and have opinions about your impending heat death
• TIL what a Jackboot is