S02E08 Derek Jeter vs. Commander Shepard

After our mysterious disappearance, we check in with what happened and if the kidnappers are still at large.

Big boyz today on Battlecast. Only the biggest of the big. That's a lotta meatballs! Wizarding world meets the pure Rock-em-sock-em power of the strongest man in at least a few worlds. Let's put em in the land of a hillbilly doomsday cult and see what happens.

Warning: PCP is a helluva drug.

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Conspiracy theories and crime-stoppers and we play a rousing game of "IS IT RACIST!?" with Dan as the perpetual contestant. Special thanks to superfan Ariana for judging.

Wakanda vs Metropolis in this here episode. Basically Batman with super powers vs basically the opposite of Superman. It's basically the opposite of that one DC movie like 3 DC movies ago.

Warning: Milk saucer.

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We decided for a handful of reasons to split the show into two parts. Mostly because half of our listeners come for the battle and the other half come for the banter and only the remaining third half come for both.

Dan gets sick on vacation, Andy serves some cold hard justice to a real life criminal, and we all talk about Black Panther.

What do we do when a new show comes out on Netflix? Make the protagonist fight the only robot capable of murder, of course, you idiots. Don't listen if you're against the hunting of monsters.

Warning: Don't talk to James about CoD

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​Today, a very special episode of Battlecast Theatre. The boys don't have their shit together, so we have to reach into the poop closet... I mean the archives to bring you some of the bonusiest content available.

Warning: SisterGrope alert level has been raised to orange.

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Congrats to the team whose fans often punch police horses in the face for winning the Super Bowl. We gon' fight there. It's the orc from Bright vs the orc from Ballers.

Warning: Lil bit of grosscast.

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Have we done all the Battle Royale games as battlegrounds yet? No? Ok let's do Fortnite. Kvothe is this pretty interesting guy that talks to wind or something from the King Killer Chronicles and Logan Paul is this pretty interesting guy that talks to preteens on youtube or something.

Warning: Fat Damon.

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'Member X-Mas? We 'member. 'Member Star Wars? We 'member. We have very varying things to say about all of the above. And a battle. OF THE Xs!

Warning: Dan lets James down. Again.

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