S1E12: Coco Recorded the Episode

Ever found yourself chuckling over the enigma of belly button lint or the alchemy of toast-making? Prepare for belly laughs and nods of agreement as we wade through life's everyday oddities and the more profound waters of familial bonds and on-set safety concerns. We're not just here for the punchlines; we navigate the emotional complexities of having an engaged father figure, supporting family through tough times, and the delicate balance of humor and gravity that life often presents.

Imagine a world where 'katana nipples' and 'cannon dicks' aren't just the stuff of wild imaginations, but the topic of our latest banter-filled episode. We're crafting a superhero universe that's got us questioning the limits of love and the power of nipples – all in good fun, of course. But it's not all myth and metal bands; we also share a cautionary tale about keeping online transactions safe and debate the delicate etiquette around tipping our favorite delivery drivers.

Wrap up your year with the most outlandish Christmas action musical concept you've ever heard – yes, we went there, complete with 'Nipple Cage' and 'Dong Blade'. It's a roller coaster ride through the inventive to the incredulous, and we're taking you with us. From jury duty shenanigans to credit card point-hunting, get ready to be entertained, enlightened, and possibly a bit puzzled by our thrilling and sometimes absurd adventures. Join us, and who knows, you might just find yourself inspired to cast your own characters in the grand drama of life.

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Ever wondered how a no-holds-barred, laugh-until-your-sides-hurt kind of conversation among friends sounds like? Well, wonder no more! This episode has us, your audacious hosts, joined by the ever unpredictable Zeena in a riotous exploration of personal dimensions that'll have you in stitches. Imagine a world where tape measures become tools of comedy and size really does matter – or does it? We tackle everything from adult film fallacies to bedroom tales with our signature blend of crude humor and startling candor, all while sipping our favorite drinks and contemplating the virtues of a more secluded chat space.

It's not just a measurement contest; it's a full-blown revelation of insecurities, surprises, and the raw truth that comes out when filters are off and spirits are high. Zeena's impromptu showcase leads to a raucous dissection of expectations versus reality, and you can bet we're serving up every detail with a side of saucy commentary. This episode isn't just another podcast; it's a front-row seat to the unscripted and the unexpected. Brace yourself for an episode as enlightening as it is entertaining, and join us for a session that proves being over the top is just the right amount of fun.

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Ever wondered if you've got what it takes to survive in the wild... or at least outlast a feisty weasel or a crafty crocodile in a hypothetical showdown? Strap in for a wild ride as we navigate through a jungle of laughter, intimate confessions, and the kind of survival strategies that would make Darwin himself raise an eyebrow. Along the way, we'll crack the code on the secret life of fetishes, from the garden-variety to the truly out-of-this-world, and spill our most cringe-worthy personal tales that will leave your sides splitting or your heart warming—sometimes both at once.

Get ready to cast judgment on our questionable culinary choices and learn why "girl dinner" might just be your next go-to comfort meal. We've got the lowdown on everything from human autophagy to spectral lovers. Plus, we shine a spotlight on the bold and the brave who dare to embrace their unusual desires, whether it's the allure of glossy hair or the enigmatic charm of robotic companions. Our fearless hosts and their equally daring guests plumb the depths of human sexuality with humor, candor, and the occasional blush, proving there's no topic too taboo for our intrepid crew.

But that's not all—ever pitted your wits against an animal in a battle of hypothetical survival scenarios? We do just that, offering strategic insights on going toe-to-toe with the animal kingdom's finest. From the tiny might of a mouse to the daunting bulk of an elephant, we assess our odds in a series of whimsical matchups that are as entertaining as they are unlikely. And because no competition is complete without a prize, we round off the episode with a reveal of our gaming triumphs and the dubious honor bestowed upon the victor. Join us for this episode of hilarity, humanity, and a dash of the wild side of life.

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Ever wondered what cooking spaghetti with ADHD is like, or why gaming nights with friends can turn into a scene straight from a Lovecraftian tale? Prepare to chuckle and nod as I recount a near-disastrous kitchen caper involving Parmesan, Alfredo sauce, and a gas leak. Marquis and I flip the script from culinary crises to a weekly dose of board game madness, proving that even the most eccentric hobbies make for the best stories.

Horror flicks often peel back layers we never knew we had, and this time we're not holding back. From the unexpected romantic misses at Comic Con to the eerie Disney-Amityville connection, we’re sharing it all. We’ll even throw in a segment where we live-test our personalities—think of it as a reality check with a side of laughter. And if that's not enough, get ready for a raw dive into the world of kinks and fetishes, where etiquette meets exploration, and nothing's off-limits, not even 'actirasty'.

Our shenanigans don't end at the bedroom door; they follow us into the roaring crowd of a concert. Witness Murky's legendary transformation from mosh pit king to not-so-great next-day worker, a reminder of why we love him and why we sometimes keep a safe distance. Tie it all together with a candid conversation about the nuances of adult relationships, and you've got an episode that's as much a rollercoaster as our lives. So, buckle up—this isn't your average podcast. It's a journey through the hilarity and humanity that make us who we are.

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Embark on a rollicking adventure as Murky and I swap tales of chili-based mishaps and the kind of proposal stories that could only come from two incurably quirky souls. Picture the scene: a Floridian beach with a beatnik vibe, a stealthy ring hand-off that almost went awry, and enough laughter to make your belly ache. It's not just about the love and the gas—we're peeling back the curtain to share a little of the magic that happens when two people are crazy enough to think they can spend a lifetime together.

Now, who would've thought a horror game could lead to our most streamed episode, or that our voices would reach fans from far-flung corners of the globe? It's a candid romp through our podcast's hall of fame, with shoutouts to our most devoted fans (cheers, Amaranth!) and a side-splitting roast of our baffling Spotify stats. And don't get us started on Fansly—our bold new venture where our viewers’ wildest dreams become a reality. We're breaking down listener habits, share statistics, and the kind of subscription plans that might just make us podcasting legends. 

Yet, it's the off-the-cuff moments that truly define us. From whispered tales of haunted houses to the wild world of objectophilia, we're jumping headfirst into discussions that'll have you questioning your sanity—or ours. Throw in a dash of the Five Nights at Freddy's movie critique and the odd scramble to figure out how 'pumpkin' and 'tinder' could possibly be related, and you've got yourself the podcast equivalent of a night out with your wildest friends. So, grab your headphones and get ready for an episode that will not just tickle your funny bone but might potentially fracture it.

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Ever wondered just how wild and unpredictable podcasting can get? We’re diving into the deep end with a laugh-out-loud episode that explores the absurdity and hilarity of our podcasting journey. We venture into everything from the inevitable frustrations of rapidly evolving tech to the madness that ensues when a new microphone is released the week after you just purchased a so-called 'latest model'.

Prepare yourself for banter that borders on the absurd as we explore the zany world of podcasting and its myriad unexpected detours. We take you on a journey of a crazy night involving a 10 foot tall man, drugs, and some intense football discussions about everything from the Buffalo Bills fan base to the 2006 Chicago Bears season. We also navigate through the quirkier topics like the bro code, independent city living and even the colorful world of Power Rangers. 

And just when you think it can't get any more wild, we crank up the nostalgia dial, reminiscing about our high school days, senior college experiences and the bizarre trends of Pokemon Red and Blue. We even take a comical look at our own transformations over the years and bring the laughs full circle as we discuss the next season of ADHD After Dark and the joys of adulting. So strap in, listeners, because we're ending this season with a bang! It's goodbye for now, but hey, the future is looking mighty intriguing.

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Are you ready to challenge your preconceptions? This episode takes you on an enlightening journey through the world of BDSM within a gaming context, cracking open the complexities of trust and the unique power dynamics found within these relationships. We unpack the intricacies of a coach-subject dynamic, highlighting the growth that can be achieved by willingly surrendering control. This discussion isn't for the faint-hearted but promises to provide a new perspective on how to balance pleasure and pain.

Personal relationships can be tough, and navigating them within a BDSM context can be even more challenging. We tackle these nuances head-on, delving into the world of communication, specifically focusing on the trials that can arise when conversing with ex-partners. The role of trust is examined, shedding light on how strong, fulfilling relationships are built. This episode also explores the tools and techniques used to craft the perfect BDSM scene, sharing insights that will enhance your understanding of this often misunderstood world.

As your hosts, we have planned an informative talk for our next session, continuing to explore the complexities of BDSM and its relationship with personal growth. We will discuss the importance of having a coach you can trust, giving you the tools to overcome communication obstacles when dealing with ex-partners. We strive to emphasize the importance of understanding and respecting personal boundaries within these relationships. Get ready for an insightful discussion that will broaden your horizons and change the way you view BDSM.

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What happens when you mix a surprising response from Shell, chat about personal budgeting, and the quirky humor of exploring Jojo references in VR Chat? You get a podcast episode that's full of laughs, nostalgia, and unexpected twists. Shell, working with Prexy, has given us a reason to anticipate our future episodes, while our personal budgeting issues, like Markey's camera and Katelyn's savings, add a touch of reality to our unusual discussions.

Fasten your seatbelts, because we're taking a detour through the bizarre world of adult video games and role-playing. We share our perspectives on game production value and mechanics, highlighting games like Seaword and Paris Hilton Dress Up, with a fond look back at Stick Death and Newgrounds. Packed with hilarious conversations, we navigate the chaos of scam emails, caffeine-infused cup noodles and the intriguing Axe Mommy energy drink.

As we wrap up, we venture into the graphic world of gameplay experiences, scrutinizing Seaword's peculiar instructions on character interactions. The team also gets to navigate the complexities of scam emails, a curious one from a certain Alex Marvin being a notable highlight. With our recording schedule set, we're ready to take you on more such wild rides in the future. So, buckle up and stay tuned!

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