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    Sex Cruise Kittens, Potential Perimenopause & A Burnt A*se

    enMay 24, 2024

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    • Vogue's Unexpected Challenges in Abu DhabiVogue Williams enjoyed Abu Dhabi's improvements, hospitality, and luxury offerings, but faced minor challenges with her children's preferences and a performance interruption. She remains eager to promote the city's tourism due to its relaxation and sunshine.

      Vogue Williams had an enjoyable experience in Abu Dhabi, despite some unexpected challenges, and she hopes to return to promote the city's tourism. During her stay, she discovered that Abu Dhabi has improved significantly since her last visit, and she was impressed by the hospitality and luxury offerings. However, she faced a few humorous difficulties, such as her daughter preferring her gentle bum-wiping and her children disliking her spaghetti bolognese with red wine. Despite these minor setbacks, Vogue was determined to make the most of her vacation and even walked off stage during a performance to return to the beach. Overall, her experience in Abu Dhabi was filled with relaxation, sunshine, and unexpected moments, leaving her with a strong desire to promote the city's tourism.

    • Empowerment through Dating Younger MenSpeaker encourages women to date younger men for empowerment, shares her list of potential suitors, and emphasizes societal acceptance and personal agency in relationships.

      The speaker values feminism and encourages women to date younger men as a sign of empowerment. She shares her personal list of potential suitors, including Harry Styles and Kevin Costner, highlighting their age and cultural experiences as attractive qualities. The speaker believes that older women dating younger men is socially acceptable and even empowering, while the opposite situation is considered skeezy. She also shares her experiences and preferences in relationships, including her dislike for men who cry during or after sex. Overall, the speaker's perspective emphasizes the importance of personal agency and self-confidence in romantic relationships.

    • Impact of age on dating app experiencesSocietal expectations and app algorithms can make it challenging for older users to find matches on dating apps, leading some to lie about their age or feel 'boxed in'.

      Aging and societal expectations can impact one's experiences on dating apps. The speaker shares her observation of Bruce Springsteen's recent presence in Dublin and expresses her disappointment with the lack of attention on Hinge since she returned, attributing it to her age. She feels that the app's algorithm favors younger users and believes she's been "boxed in" as a result. The speaker also discusses her past experiences with lying about her age on the app and the eventual honesty she embraced. Additionally, she shares an experience of mistakenly believing she was going through perimenopause and the subsequent relief when she got her period. Overall, the conversation highlights the challenges and complexities of navigating dating apps as one ages and the societal pressures that come with it.

    • Finding joy in life despite challengesEmbrace unique abilities and experiences, find joy in watching others, and accept self-limitations

      Despite personal challenges, such as a lazy left ovary or fear of deep water, people can still find joy and fulfillment in their experiences. The speaker in this conversation shares her struggles with swimming and the idea of having children, but ultimately finds solace in her own abilities and the realization that she doesn't need to be in the water to enjoy watching her children swim. She also reflects on the evolution of human beings from water creatures to land dwellers, which further emphasizes the importance of embracing our unique abilities and experiences. Overall, this conversation highlights the importance of self-acceptance and finding joy in life despite obstacles.

    • Willy Wonka Experiences: A Thing of the Past or Timeless Treasure?Subjective value of Willy Wonka experiences; Criticisms don't diminish enjoyment for some; Open-minded approach essential

      Willy Wonka experiences, which were once popular, are now considered a thing of the past and may not meet everyone's expectations. Some people might even compare them to failed events like Fyre Festival. Despite this, there are still those who are drawn to these cultural experiences, much like how some people continue to visit attractions like Madame Tussauds, despite the long queues. The value of these experiences is subjective, and it's essential to remember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The language used to describe these experiences should be careful and respectful, as some may have enjoyed them despite the criticisms. Ultimately, it's essential to approach these experiences with an open mind and a willingness to embrace the unique and sometimes unexpected.

    • Prioritizing Momentary Experiences vs Future ConsequencesBe mindful of the long-term impact of momentary experiences and goals. Balance living in the moment with considering future consequences.

      Sometimes we prioritize experiences and goals in the moment without considering the potential consequences for our future selves. The speaker shares an example of her determination to get a tan while in Abu Dhabi, disregarding the pain and damage it would cause. She also mentions her past regret of missing out on sleep while trying to follow advice and stay up late. Tourist attractions, like the unenterable Buckingham Palace, can also lead to disappointment and frustration when we expect more from them than they deliver. It's essential to find a balance between living in the moment and considering the long-term impact of our actions.

    • Traveling and Unique ExperiencesEmbrace new experiences, even if they don't go as planned, and be mindful of sun exposure to avoid sunburns and potential health issues.

      Everyone has unique experiences when it comes to traveling and dealing with various situations, including sunburns and cultural differences. The speaker in this conversation shared an amusing anecdote about being bullied by two women on the beach due to his severe sunburn. He also recalled a friend's experience with getting severely burnt while trying to tan. The conversation also touched upon the topic of cultural differences and the speaker's observation of Lebanese women. Despite the negative experiences, the speaker found a way to laugh about it and move on. Another key takeaway is the importance of being mindful of one's skin type and sun exposure to avoid sunburns and potential health issues. Overall, the conversation showcases the importance of embracing new experiences, even if they don't always go as planned, and finding humor in everyday situations.

    • Speaker declines sex cruise invitationSpeaker realizes sex cruise is not for her after learning it's the main entertainment, shares unpleasant past experience, and declines offer due to discomfort and potential unpleasantness.

      The speaker had been invited to perform on a sex cruise, but after learning more about it, she realized it wasn't for her. She had assumed the sex would be taken care of in the morning, but it was the entertainment for the entire cruise. She also shared a past experience of attending a sex party, which she found to be an unpleasant and grim experience. The speaker expressed her discomfort with the idea of having to engage in constant sexual activity, and the potential smell and discomfort that would come with it. She ultimately decided that such an experience was not appealing to her and declined the offer.

    • Contrasting Experiences with Sex and PartyingSpeaker had enjoyable experiences at a sex party but prefers to keep sex and partying separate. Struggles with deep conversations during sexual encounters. Prefers sex clubs over private member's clubs, even considering performing on a sex cruise.

      The speaker had contrasting experiences and preferences when it came to partying and having sex. At a sex party in Offaly, they had enjoyable experiences but preferred keeping these activities separate. They also shared their difficulty in combining deep conversations with their partner's sexual advances. The speaker also expressed their preference for attending a sex club over a private member's club. They jokingly considered performing on a sex cruise as potential light entertainment during any breaks in the activities. The conversation also touched on the speaker's perceived sexual stamina and their observation of JLo's recent reception in the media.

    • Judging People Based on Rumors is HarmfulAvoid jumping to conclusions based on gossip and rumors, and show empathy towards people going through relationship struggles

      It's important not to jump to conclusions about people based on gossip and rumors. The speaker in this conversation expresses her thoughts on J.Lo and her multiple marriages, but acknowledges that perhaps the men she's married may have contributed to the relationship issues. She also mentions Ariana Grande and the criticism she's received for her relationships. The speaker believes there's a pattern of blaming women for the actions of men, even in death as seen in a story about tourists scattering ashes in the sea. Ultimately, she encourages empathy and understanding towards people going through difficult relationships or experiences.

    • The speaker's unique perspective on death and dead bodiesThe speaker finds comfort in the coolness and stability of dead bodies and holds a unique perspective towards death, valuing respect and appreciation for the deceased.

      The speaker expresses a unique perspective towards death and dead bodies, finding comfort and even desiring their presence due to their coolness and stability. She shares various experiences, such as holding her breath when passing a hearse without a coffin or considering using a dead body to cool off. She also mentions her aversion to breathing in "dead fumes" and her fascination with morgues. Despite the unusual topic, she believes that respect and appreciation for the deceased are crucial. Additionally, the conversation touches upon the speaker's upcoming travel plans and her feelings about being in Abu Dhabi. The overall tone is lighthearted and thought-provoking, showcasing the speaker's unique perspective on death and her fascination with it.

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