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    Skeetphoria

    enMarch 17, 2022
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    About this Episode

    Hey. Leah abandoned us to go get an eyebrow piercing in Australia so I've been softly weeping and hiding behind a shower curtain and spending hours a day doing Gua Sha and YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE AND I KNOW YOU'RE JUDGING ME WHEN I DID NOTHING WRONG AND IM THE HAPPIEST AND MOST LYMPHATICALLY DRAINED THAN I HAVE EVER BEEN IN MY LIFE. Anywaaaay..... since Leah's gonna be Down Under (ew) for however long it takes an eyebrow piercing to heal, what do you say we have an extra-long (ew!) episode to keep us company until Mommy gets home (i'm the villian). If you came to the episode summary looking for clarity about what we're talking about this week then I regret to inform you that's not what we do here. xoxo with love and light  *April* <3

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