SRC 187: Santa's Slay (2005)

The Cinematic Flusher take on 80's fantasy!  When a warrior (Lee Horsely) is asked to save a kingdom from a brutal tyrant (Richard Lynch), he finds himself up against an entire army and an evil sorcerer (Richard Moll).  

Cinematic Flushers Copper Yuenger and Paul Hawkins join Honor Knight as they Amish beard up to flush this medieval cinematic turd.

Special guests include Degenerate John and Dee Dee from the Steel Cage Radio podcast!

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It's Amish Paradise time!  When a young woman (Emily Bader) travels to a secluded Amish community to film a documentary about her mother, she stumbles across a Devil's cult that wants her to stay around long after filming is completed.  

Cinematic Flushers Copper Yuenger and Paul Hawkins join Honor Knight as they churn some poop to flush this Amish turd.

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It's Jingle Turds month!  When three urban explorers stumble into an abandoned holiday theme park, they team up with a forgotten Santa Claus (Barry Bostwick) to stop a rampaging Krampus before it's too late.  Welcome to SLAY BELLES!

Cinematic Flushers Copper Yuenger and Paul Hawkins join Honor Knight as they lube up their candy canes to flush this Xmas turd.

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Ready for a racist action turd?  Jennifer Garner headlines PEPPERMINT, a 2018 revenge film where she watches her husband and daughter get gunned down by an "evil" Mexican drug cartel, only to return five years later and kill every "evil" Mexican in greater Los Angeles.

Cinematic Flushers Copper Yuenger and Paul Hawkins join Honor Knight as they sharpen their badass killer skills to flush this cinematic turd.

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When a Detroit police officer (Ed Helms) teams up with a foul mouth kid (Terrence Little Gardenhigh) to take down a drug kingpin, what follows are a slew of unfunny racial jokes and situations better suited for a Republican conference.

Actress Brandi Aguliar joins cinematic flushers Copper Yuenger, Paul Hawkins, and Honor Knight as they lube up their nightsticks to flush COFFEE & KAREEM.

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Happy Turkey Day!  When a murderous turkey puppet goes on a Thanksgiving quest to find a lost sequel film, only one human (Daniel Usaj) and a group of crass puppets stand in his way.

Actress Brandi Aguliar joins cinematics flushers Copper Yuenger, Paul Hawkins, and Honor Knight as they cranberry sauce up to flush THANKSKILLING 3.

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When Michael Myers refuses to die, he turns Haddonfield Illinois into a living Hell as he slaughters everyone in his sight while Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) recovers in a hospital bed.  It's HALLOWEEN KILLS, where reboot sequels go to die.

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Scary Turds month continues!  DJ Chilly Billy (Corey Taylor) and his sidekick Paul (Zach Galligan) spin crappy tales of terror on Halloween night from a radio station in Conyers, Georgia.  It's, BAD CANDY, and "bad" doesn't even begin to describe this cinematic turd.

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Scary Turds month continues with a HALLOWEEN reboot!  When spree killer Michael Myers escapes from a mental institution after his first rampage 40 years prior, it's up to a now adult Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) to stop him for good.

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It's Scary Turds month!  This week the Cinematic Flushers get into each other's minds to flush Neil Blomkamps' boring demon possession turd, DEMONIC.  When a young woman (Carly Pope) is asked by a medical facility to help her comatose mother, she quickly finds herself on a highway to demon hell.

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