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    • Tom Segura Announces New Tour Dates and Promotes Affordable Wireless PlansTom Segura is embarking on a new tour with fresh material and upcoming Asian and North American stops. Affordable wireless plans from Mint Mobile, starting at $15 a month, are discussed as a cost-effective alternative, with a special offer for new customers.

      Tom Segura encourages fans to buy tickets for his new tour, which kicks off in Hawaii and includes stops in Asia and North America. He promises new material and more dates to be announced soon. In a different segment, Segura and his co-host discuss the affordability of wireless plans with Mint Mobile, which offers premium plans starting at $15 a month by cutting out retail store costs. The duo also shares their personal weight loss and sobriety journeys, emphasizing the importance of self-improvement and feeling better about oneself. The Mint Mobile offer is valid for new customers on a three-month plan, with a $45 upfront payment and additional taxes, fees, and restrictions applying.

    • Ignoring Warnings Can Lead to DiscomfortOverloading oneself with too many commitments and neglecting self-care can result in physical and emotional distress. It's essential to prioritize honesty and self-awareness to avoid falling into unhealthy patterns and seek help when needed.

      Overloading oneself with too many commitments and ignoring warnings from loved ones can lead to physical and emotional discomfort. The speaker shares his experience of feeling out of control with his work, health, and personal life, despite appearing to be in good shape. He reveals his struggle with quitting tobacco and his flirtation with new habits, acknowledging his vulnerability to falling back into old patterns. The conversation with a friend, who expressed concern for his well-being, served as a wake-up call for the speaker to reassess his priorities and make necessary changes. Ultimately, the importance of honesty and self-awareness emerges as a crucial theme in the conversation.

    • Nicotine product as a stimulant and focus enhancerSpeaker finds a tobacco-free nicotine product to enhance focus and improve workouts, expressing enjoyment and positive effects in various situations

      The speaker is discussing a nicotine product that he finds to be a stimulant and a focus enhancer, similar to Adderall. He emphasizes that it is tobacco-free and believes it to be better for his brain. The speaker expresses his enjoyment of the product and its positive effects on his workouts. He also mentions that he has tried it in various situations and finds it to be a helpful addition to his routine. It's important to note that the speaker is not advocating for the use of any substance without proper consultation with a healthcare professional.

    • Discovering joy in self-care and material possessionsThe speaker emphasizes the importance of self-care and enjoying life's simple pleasures, while recognizing the need for balance and self-control.

      The speaker has made significant lifestyle changes that have led to improved health and a newfound appreciation for self-care and material possessions. He has shared stories of discovering a purse and returning it to its owner, demonstrating his ability to find lost items. Despite some fans finding him unrelatable due to his wealth and material focus, the speaker sees value in enjoying life and taking care of oneself. He looks forward to drinking and indulging in nice things, but also recognizes the importance of balance and self-control. The speaker's experiences have shown him that life's simple pleasures, like a good glass of wine or a nice jacket, can bring joy and fulfillment. Ultimately, the speaker encourages others to prioritize their own well-being and enjoy the journey of self-improvement.

    • Unexpected connections through acts of kindnessSmall acts of kindness can lead to meaningful experiences and unexpected connections. Holding onto things that aren't yours and returning them can also bring joy and meaning to both parties.

      Small acts of kindness can lead to unexpected connections and meaningful experiences. The speaker shares a story about finding a woman's lost purse at an airport lounge and how the simple act of returning it led to a heartfelt moment of gratitude and recognition. The conversation then shifts to the importance of acknowledging the softer, kinder side of oneself, even if it's not always visible to others. The speaker also reflects on the value of holding onto things that aren't yours and the importance of returning them to their rightful owners. The conversation ends with a discussion about the importance of acknowledging and appreciating the good things in life, even if they come late or unexpectedly. Overall, the conversation highlights the importance of kindness, gratitude, and authenticity in our interactions with others.

    • Returning lost items brings joy and connectionReturning lost items, no matter how small, can bring immense satisfaction and positivity to both the giver and the receiver, and make a positive impact on someone's life.

      Returning things that don't belong to us, even if it's something small like a wallet or a ring, can bring immense satisfaction and positivity to both the giver and the receiver. The speaker in this conversation shares his experiences of finding and returning lost items, including a ring that belonged to someone's mother, and a wallet that belonged to a stranger. In both cases, the reactions he received were priceless, and he felt good knowing that he had made a difference in someone's life. The speaker also emphasizes the importance of doing the right thing, even if it may not seem like much at the time. He encourages everyone to look for opportunities to help others and make a positive impact, no matter how small it may seem. The act of returning something lost can bring unexpected joy and connection, and it's a simple way to make the world a better place.

    • The speaker's passion for Polestar and comedy awardsThe speaker values Polestar's industry insights and sees winning an award from them as a significant recognition in the comedy world.

      The speaker is deeply passionate about his comedy career and feels a strong connection to the publication Polestar. He believes that winning an award from them would be a significant recognition and is willing to go to great lengths to secure it. He values Polestar's understanding of what touring comics and buyers care about and sees it as a unique and important publication in the industry. The speaker also expresses his admiration for other successful comedians and is not overly concerned with their reactions to his potential win. Overall, the speaker's enthusiasm and dedication to his craft are evident throughout the conversation.

    • Comedians' Views on Awards CeremoniesWhile some comedians value awards, others see them as a casual recognition. Friendship and personal growth are important aspects of success in the industry, and comedians often bring a lighthearted perspective to awards ceremonies.

      While some people, like Thompson Garrett, place great importance on awards like the Golden Globes, others, like John Mulaney, view them more casually. During a mock acceptance speech, Mulaney humorously acknowledged the nomination but also thanked his co-host, Bert Kreischer, for supporting him during a difficult time in his career. The speech highlighted the importance of friendship and the role it plays in personal growth and success. Mulaney also joked about the unexpected benefits of being nominated, such as potential sponsorship deals. Overall, the discussion showcased the lighthearted and humorous perspective that comedians often bring to awards ceremonies.

    • A comedy cruise filled with debauchery and unexpected momentsHosting a small penis contest led to unexpected revelations and laughter, breaking records in alcohol consumption and embracing vulnerability.

      The speaker had an unforgettable experience on a comedy cruise, filled with debauchery and unexpected moments. A highlight was sponsoring a comedian and hosting a small penis contest, which resulted in unexpected revelations and laughter. The event brought together fans and comedians, creating a unique and memorable experience for all involved. Despite the predictable presence of overweight men with beards and alcoholics, there were also surprising amounts of beautiful women. The event broke records in alcohol consumption and was a testament to the power of embracing vulnerability and finding humor in unexpected places.

    • Unforgettable comedy cruise experienceUnexpected talents discovered during karaoke sessions added to the family-like atmosphere on a sold-out comedy cruise, leading to potential expansion

      The comedy cruise was an unforgettable experience filled with epic performances, camaraderie among comics and fans, and unexpected talents discovered during karaoke sessions. The first day set the tone with a remarkable encounter between a comic and two women, leading to a sold-out cruise with a potential expansion to a bigger boat the following year. The comics not only put on shows but also hosted podcasts and daily activities, creating a family-like atmosphere. A standout moment was the karaoke night, where an unassuming fan with an astonishing voice brought the house down, leaving everyone in awe of the unexpected gifts that can be discovered in the most unlikely places.

    • Leanne's support helps friend enjoy cruise vacationLeanne's encouragement and thoughtful planning helped her friend overcome fear and fully enjoy their cruise vacation, creating cherished memories and bringing them closer together.

      Leanne's enthusiasm and encouragement helped her friend overcome his fear of drinking again and fully enjoy their cruise vacation. Leanne's thoughtfulness, from suggesting a nice bottle of champagne to arranging a private party with the doxiders band, made a significant impact on her friend's experience. The shared love for music and good company created cherished memories for both of them. Despite some unexpected challenges, like being stuck at sea, they found joy in the simple pleasures and each other's company. The friendship and support they shared during this trip brought them closer together and created lasting memories.

    • Comparing relationships to attachmentsBeing aware of unhealthy patterns and striving for balance and healthy communication in all relationships is crucial.

      Relationships, much like attachments to substances, can have their ups and downs. The speaker shares a story about his honeymoon experience where his wife got severely ill, and he was so consumed by the situation that he couldn't focus on anything else, including food. Later, he compared his relationship with alcohol to a high school girlfriend and a new girlfriend, suggesting that sometimes we return to past attachments because of familiarity and comfort. However, he also acknowledged that unhealthy patterns can emerge when we become too engrossed in these attachments, neglecting communication and emotional connection. Ultimately, it's essential to be aware of the potential pitfalls and strive for balance and healthy communication in all our relationships.

    • Navigating complicated relationships and substance useAcknowledge negative behaviors and prioritize healthy coping mechanisms to maintain healthy relationships.

      The speaker in this conversation found himself in a complicated situation where he was dating multiple people and using weed to cope with his emotions and thoughts. He admitted to cheating on his new girlfriend with his ex, but ultimately took his ex to a school event and had a good time with her. He also shared how he became heavily reliant on weed, even consuming it before bed and while scrolling through Instagram, which led him to dark content. The speaker seems to be acknowledging the negative effects of his actions and substance use, but also expresses a sense of frustration and a desire to continue using weed. It's important to remember that engaging in dishonest or harmful behaviors, such as cheating or excessive substance use, can lead to negative consequences and hurt relationships. It's crucial to communicate openly and honestly with partners and prioritize healthy coping mechanisms.

    • Finding Inspiration from Unexpected SourcesStay open-minded and willing to learn from diverse sources, even if they seem unconventional or ordinary at first.

      It's important to find inspiration and motivation from various sources, even if they may seem unconventional or ordinary at first. The speaker shares how he was initially focused on comedy and podcasts but felt unfulfilled and demotivated. He then discovered new sources of inspiration from people like Cam Haines, David Goggins, and Jesse Itzler, who embody hard work, dedication, and authenticity. However, he also learned the value of humility and accessibility to self-improvement from an unexpected source – a regular guy who shared his simple meal prep routine. The speaker's new girlfriend helped him see that everyone, regardless of their circumstances, can work on themselves and make small improvements every day. Ultimately, it's essential to be open-minded and willing to learn from a diverse range of experiences and perspectives.

    • Lessons from unexpected sourcesStay open-minded, learn from diverse sources, and find joy in the everyday. Unexpected experiences and communities can provide valuable insights and inspiration.

      Everyone, regardless of their background or socio-economic status, can benefit from simple life hacks to make their daily lives more manageable. The speaker found inspiration from unexpected sources, such as blue collar life coaches, and learned valuable lessons through experiences like using marijuana to think creatively. The importance of community and collaboration was also emphasized, as the speaker mentioned the upcoming YMHstudios.com streaming special featuring various comedians and staff members. Despite the challenges and criticisms, the speaker remains excited about the project and continues to seek out new adventures and experiences. Overall, the conversation highlights the importance of staying open-minded, learning from diverse sources, and finding joy in the everyday.

    • Helicopter Ride with a Friend's Mom: A Wild and Hilarious AdventureTom Segura's unexpected helicopter ride with a friend's mom turned out to be a hilarious and memorable experience, leaving him with a newfound appreciation for her adventurous spirit.

      Tom Segura had an incredible experience taking his friend's mom on a helicopter ride, which turned out to be a wild and hilarious adventure. Segura had always wanted to take her swimming with sharks, but her fun-loving and adventurous spirit surprised him when she agreed to the helicopter ride. The helicopter, an MD 500 with five fully articulating blades, was capable of impressive maneuvers that left Segura's friend screaming and laughing. Segura's friend was so entertaining and enjoyable to be around that he wished she could adopt him instead of Segura. The experience left Segura with a newfound appreciation for his friend's mom and a memory that he will cherish. Segura also mentioned his admiration for comedian Colin Quinn, who he identified with and considered a legend in the comedy world. Overall, the conversation highlighted Segura's love for adventure, comedy, and the unexpected joys of spending time with new and old friends.

    • Handling unexpected success wiselyUnexpected success can bring fame and fortune, but it's crucial to stay grounded and make thoughtful decisions to sustain it.

      Unexpected success can come at any time and it's essential to handle it wisely. The speaker shares an anecdote about a comedian, Kurt Metzger, who made a joke years ago that he doesn't remember telling. The comedian in question, Matt Rife, went from making $300 for a gig to having a Netflix special that received seven million views in just a year. The speaker admires how Matt Rife is handling his sudden fame and making sound decisions despite his young age. The speaker also draws a parallel between Matt Rife and Dave Chappelle, both of whom experienced meteoric rises in their careers. The industry can sometimes overlook other talents, and it's crucial for newfound success to be managed effectively. The speaker emphasizes the importance of staying grounded and making thoughtful decisions when unexpected opportunities arise.

    • The road to comedy success is filled with challenges and setbacksSuccess in comedy, or any field, requires perseverance, hard work, and a deep sense of gratitude for the journey and eventual achievement.

      The journey to success in comedy, or any field, can be long and challenging. Dave Chappelle and Matt Rife are examples of comedians who experienced emotional bumps and setbacks along the way, but eventually came out on the other side with valuable perspective and gratitude. Ashton Kutcher and Josh Hartnett also experienced quick success, but the importance of perseverance and hard work should not be underestimated. Success doesn't come easily or quickly for most people, and it often requires a lot of self-doubt and questioning along the way. But the reward on the other side is a deep sense of gratitude and fulfillment.

    • Fascination with Unpredictable AttractionsPeople's attractions can be diverse and unpredictable, adding excitement and intrigue to our daily lives

      People, regardless of their profession or age, can captivate our attention and admiration. Whether it's a pilot, a designer, or a reality TV star, we often find ourselves drawn to their physical attractiveness and charisma. The speaker in this conversation expresses his fascination with various individuals he's encountered, from a hot pilot to Chris Hemsworth and Leanne, and even a potential silver bachelor contestant. These crushes and fantasies show how our attractions can be unpredictable and diverse, and how they can add excitement and intrigue to our daily lives.

    • Understanding the Creative Process through the Analogy of a Double-Decker BusThe creative process involves both logic and imagination, with the storyteller (Tom) leading the way on the upper deck and the machine (Bert) turning ideas into tangible products on the lower deck. Embrace the messiness and imperfections for effective storytelling.

      The dynamic duo, Tom and Bert, represent the creative and logical sides of storytelling. Tom, the storyteller, is likened to the upper deck of a double-decker bus, where ideas and imagination reside. Bert, the machine, is compared to the lower deck, responsible for turning those ideas into a tangible product. The duo's messy process is an inevitable part of their creative journey. Additionally, some people believe that the sensation of being cooled down is felt more in the upper part of the body. This idea was casually mentioned during the conversation and adds an interesting layer to the discussion. The use of the term "upper deckers" was a humorous reference to their position in the storytelling process, with Tom leading the way and Bert following. This analogy highlights the importance of both creativity and logic in the storytelling process. Furthermore, the duo's inability to keep things clean is a testament to their messy but effective approach to storytelling. They embrace the chaos and imperfections, knowing that it's all part of the process. In essence, the conversation underscores the importance of embracing the messiness and imperfections in the creative process and recognizing the value of both logic and imagination in storytelling.

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    108: Joe Baggs & GKBarry Rates Their WORST Outfits, Performing With Sugababes & Vibrator Dilemma!

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    Joe Baggs & GKBarry rate their worst outfits, share wild stories about performing with Sugababes, and dive into listener dirty dilemmas! 

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