Ad Creeps

Who and what on earth is “Finfin?” In this episode, Al bares their soul to Dee who threatens to fight a computer game character as a result. But there’s so much more! Horny mouse drawings from an anime god, a classic voyeur FMV game, an iconic queen from Japan and some truly lovely lamps.

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Another big game has come and gone, but this week Dee makes a triumphant return to the hosting chair as they tie Al down for a quick chat about torture tactics, Foucault’s horse follies, and how to lock it down. Plus, a catchy campy jingle from Corrimal, NSW.

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk8BBGV2ypI

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsSGn5HSKkw

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We can be your hero, baby. This week, Al drags Dee off the garden path and deep into the prickly thicket of theology, macaroni men and almost certainly blasphemy. From heroic dolphins to cereal aces and everything in-between, plus a catchy jingle from Lubbock, TX (and we ain’t kiddin!)

CW: The audio for the main ad is a bit crunchy, apologies!

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cutRNspwLtY

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWDsschC_jw

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Welcome back for Season Four!! In the first ep of this new season, Al ruins Dee’s day and Dee’s hair. We’re talking about weird fragrance additives, foul teen stink cannons, and, of course, returning champion benzene. Plus, cornhole fun!

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvIFujrcjw

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_tIINLCRA

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At long last, it’s come to this. In the ultimate episode of Season 3, Al pooks Dee so hard they become instantly tummy ache-coded. The culmination of one long year of work and a BIG reveal, plus Saw sex traps, big yumbos, danger chaps, and a local ad that nearly takes one of our hosts out of commission.

FYI: There are some crunchy audio peaks just after 35:00 due to uncontrollable Dee excitement. For those wanting to hear a clean version of the full “Prestige” track, it’s after the end bumper.

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvfZKbm8CNk

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqftKFJ7H8c

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We’re back in the saddle again, folks. This week, Al and Dee try to find the line between craft and industry when it comes to safety— and they’re not afraid to get a little rough and ready. Plus, signature scents, inedible eggs, and the enduring majesty of Tussy.

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Who gets to pass Go? Al digs deep into the annals of World War I history to bring Dee along on this story about money, borders, empire and oil. Plus, a few misty watercolour tamagotchi memories.

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5__MEfm-7Vw

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrQ2mnX0_nQ

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Oh, how we have missed you. Making up for the new bi-weekly schedule with a chonky ep, Al is determined to really use the space as they plunge Dee into the cold-tank of history and the sauna of generational change. Plus, another local banger.

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VafncQV5MM

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XLshEBvYdw

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It’s time for a matter close to our hearts, and guts and spleens and butts: pharmaceutical advertising. Al pulls Dee through the history of American drug regulations and how they turned television into a 24-hour list of side effects. Plus, a pit stop in Kentucky.

CW: Infant death, animal testing

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Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX6U0vdmRnY

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/336-entyvio

Picture it: You step into a bookstore, thousands of titles lining the shelves… what’s the first thing you do? On this episode, Dee shows Al the data on a very scientifically intriguing tale about digestion of both the physical and mental kind. Plus, a Pennsylvania pizza rap.

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFgHGi-HnOA

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYo8ITYMjaU

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Since you last heard them, Al has gained three new holes and one fewer organ, so this episode may not be perfectly edited, but! Al makes up for it with enthusiasm as they take Dee through the trials and travails of 1920’s wheat ingestion, sports star product endorsements and a commercial we truly hate to love.

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cztmXZR0sJ0

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c3VT6662qs

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You live in a series of numbers (& letters), this podcast is a series of words. It’s time for Dee to finally explain to Al what, why, how and WHO is Mr. Zip. Plus, bad CGI from Odessa, Texas.

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Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YozMDzOAGxk

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Have you checked the classifieds lately? Al takes Dee on a whirlwind tour through the origin and impact of post-Vietnam era magazine Soldier of Fortune, fascist inspirations for modern masculinity, and a much beloved Sly Stallone property. Plus, did you see that antelope driving a car?

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewf9sYHnVnA

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs

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Recently, Dee learned that when God closes a laptop, he opens a bracket, so on this episode we’re doing things a little differently… Grab your favorite stadium snack and get ready to hear the top 16 MLB mascots face off according to our very strict adjudication methods and discerning criteria.

See the big beautiful boys we’re discussing right here: https://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery/sports/mlb/2018/04/02/ranking-every-mlb-mascot/33484607/

One weird trick to teach your pig that women hate! Al takes Dee on a whirlwind tour of clever creatures, sports’ most normie mascots, and the reign of Dwight D. Eisenhower, if you please. Plus, a local ad straight outta Dee’s summer vacation!

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/YmCDaXeDRI4

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/j8o5Zv1rYHA

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/330-ilikeike

A rocky canyon, a running river, and a pack of sweaty football boys… Dee is covering their latest fascination on this week’s episode as they take Al on a perilous journey into America’s biggest hole. Plus, we have a chilli dog with Cinderella.

CW: Medical Distress, Piss

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/N6QIytUgCj4

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/3XOWYe9TgaU

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/329-gatorade

We’re breaking into Cloggust with a vengeance this week as Al tells Dee all about how the first World War was a turning point for the queer community. Plus, we’ve got Disney details, saucy excerpts, and a listener submitted local ad from the Smallest State!

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/oUsygWvMV7A

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/6iruxXjzIvY

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/328-harplager

Did you really think we’d let this SEO slip through our fingers buddy? We don’t need to, we’re hands-free over here. Dee regales Al with the sordid tale of Lilli, Barbie, Ruth & Jack. Plus, we’re putting ourselves in Bill’s Hunky hands for a potato-based treat from Winnipeg, MB.

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/h8-avPUxyno

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/gsNOvWXSl-E

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/327-firstbarbie

This episode has it all: F1 scandals, Italian post-war history, the inception of shockvertising, and mention of a mysterious worm. Dee ponders their life choices as Al dissects the work of photographer Oliviero Toscani and issues a challenge to the Vatican.

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/ukZpBbAjRuU

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/6aTO6Iv4f3A

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/326-benetton

Come on you rapscallions, grab that candy with your sticky hands and let’s cause trouble! This week, Dee gets animated about cartoon origin stories, Al reveals some childhood lore, and we head to the safest amusement park in Scotch Plains, NJ.

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Local Ad: https://youtu.be/FJyuNTkA2qA

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