Alisa Starr's Thought Of The Day

The coronation will be off the hook. I can't wait to see how many eggs eggs 🥚 get thrown!!!

The US Military pollutes it's soldiers bodies, their homes, and then the rest of us.
This is actual pollution; toxins they put in the water on their military bases, in the air and the soil.
It's fucked up.
If you care about soldiers, you will want them to heal their soldiers and stop ruining everything.
Here are my sources:
https://earth.org/us-military-pollution

https://www.ecowatch.com/military-largest-polluter-2408760609.html

https://pfasproject.com/2021/03/25/the-us-military-is-poisoning-communities-across-the-us-with-toxic-chemical/
https://news.climate.columbia.edu/2020/03/13/fix-recycling-america/

Watching Nazi's get humanized has tripped me the fuck out.

Rich people are so fucking stupid sometimes.

I have chronic pain.
Friends/Strangers and Lovers act different about it.
This episode explains to your some weird shit that happens when people see your pain.

My boobs are important to the world. And you need to know what is happeneing with them. Occasional boob reports are required.
Here is the latest one.

America's Favorite Couple need to answer some questions.
TW: S.A.

The evolution of sex with yourself.

TW: physical abuse
This is what I did when I heard someone being beaten in my neighborhood.
Decide for yourself if I did the right thing.
Every time a story like this is shared, people have strong opinions on how it should be handled. I really want to hear yours.
Moose is my model for the ep; for comfort.

Not all farts can be trusted. And sometimes, they can wander.
Miriam Margolyes will crack you the fuck up.
https://fb.watch/esiAI50ZlH/

People say some weird shit to me after they read my cards. And the weird shit they say to me changes, from year to year. Gen X vs Gen Z.
This was Gen X, 2008-2013.

Alisa pokes holes in the Zombie Apocalypse.

Alisa presents the pros and cons of being nuclear bombed.

We were all babies.
And all babies are gross.
This is about that.

Why is Corey Booker the only one to back up KBJ?
Alienating a supereme court justice also seems like a dumbass move for the Democratic party.
They could fucking back her up. Bring an ally requires so little action here.
Fucking racist pricks.
But that isn't what this episode is about.
This episode is a joke.

Abortions have always been hard to get. But now we're gonna have to go back to throwing ourselves down the stairs.
Wire hangers don't exist anymore. I think a whisk is gonna be the alternative to that.
If you're under 20- don't worry! Alot of us remember how to do illegal abortions. We all learned because we thought this day would come. We'll show you how.
Alisa says some more stuff like that

Alisa got cut off before she read the abortion card. Technical difficulties. Gen X probs.

TW: Accidental incest jokes.
Date a 20 yr old at your own peril.

Alisa tells you about her dumb ideas.

Alisa reminisce s about a guy named Mike.

Alisa is reviewing her old relationships now that she is On Medication.
She tells everything.
Is this episode about you?
Maybe.
Were you an asshole to her?