My longtime boss/colleague/friend and mentor Billy A. Redus is retiring this summer. This is a small tribute to him that reveals my song-writing talents and my unwillingness to tell him goodbye...ever.
I am quite sure the admiration I have for him is probably one-sided. I am okay with that. I know I am...a lot. I would apologize, but my intentions are good, I swear. All joking aside, Billy is a man who makes everybody a little bit better with his sheer presence in a room.
He is a little bit Marionville Comet, Crane Pirate and Aurora Houn' Dawg all rolled into into one.
(I apologize for the heavy breathing. The pollen count in Barry County seemed really high this morning.)
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Here are my lyrics to the song spoof...50 Ways To Leave Aurora.
Eddie Valen added a little bit of creative license to them, too.
The problem is all
Inside central office they said to me…
The answers are camouflaged if you take it personally…
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free.
There must be—50 ways to leave Aurora.
She said it’s really not my routine to rebel.
I really hope you know you can’t really be expelled.
But I’ll repeat myself…at the risk of causing hell.
There must be 50 ways to leave Aurora.
You just jump out the door, Billy.
Get a little silly with Willie!
You don’t need to be witty…sh…bitty.
Just set yourself free.
Hop in the jeep, creep.
You don’t need to really weep.
Just drop off the keys, Redus.
And get yourself free.
You just jump out the door, Sqwilly.
Get a little silly with Willie!
You don’t need to be witty…sh…bitty.
Just set yourself free.
Hop in the jeep, creep.
You don’t need to really weep.
Just drop off the keys, Billy.
And get yourself free.
She said, “It pains me so
To see you in such grief.
I wish there was something I could do
To make you really leaf.
I said, “I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways?”
Mobley said, “Why don’t we both
Just sleep on this thing so dire.
And I believe in the morning
I’ll probably get fired.
And then she hugged me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave Aurora.
Fifty ways to leave Aurora.
You just jump out the door, Billy.
Get a little silly with Willie!
You don’t need to be witty…sh…bitty.
Just set yourself free.
Hop in the jeep, creep.
You don’t need to really weep.
Just drop off the keys, Billy.
And get yourself free.
You just jump out the door, Bill.
Get a little silly with Will!
You don’t need to be witty…sh…bitty.
Just set yourself free.
Hop in the jeep, creep.
You don’t need to really weep.
J