Have you ever tasted your significant others cum and been like âWOW, this tastes exactly like gerbils, my favorite spicy chicken salad, or fish â but good fish?â Well in a recent article from Thought Catalog, couples said those things exactly! Todayâs guest is 20 year old sex blogger Oli, aka Essex Lad; we spoke to him about his âMasturbation Detoxâ - sustaining from masturbation, sex, and any form of cumming for 30 days. When heâs not on this detox he masturbates upwards of three to four times per day, #YouCanDoItOli. Plus, itâs another chapter of âSimon the Dongâ and Sunny in the Jacuzzi, but this time her pussycat (like the kind with four legs & a tail) ended up jumping in the hot tub unexpectedly.