Astrology Roast

Hi hi hi.... why is 'how are you' such a triggering question? what would you bury at the funeral for your insecurities and what is your wish for the Jewish New Year?

Xoxo
Keren and Etai

Hi everyone!!!
Hope you are surviving this retrograde... In times of need and despair, we look up to the wise Aquarius, Oprah.
This episode we are trying to figure out how to keep the spark alive using Oprah's tips. Are they helpful? mmm......
We also try to figure out what the fuck is happening with Jlo and Ben - double Leo, can it work 18 years later?
Anyway, as always, it's a bumpy ride.
Xoxo

What a wild ride. Addictions. Demi. Montero. Aries Season. All of it. xx

Sex And The City is coming back! (minus Samantha) and we got some things to say about it. We also talk about Astrology and conspiracy theories and of course Anti by Rihanna,

Quoting the legendary miss Britney Spears, we know we shouldn't have kept you waiting, but we're here now.
Inspired by Esther Perel's webinar, this episode is all about mentors, the people who see us and leave a mark in our story.

Say hi to one of our favorite episodes to date. We had the privilege of speaking to Jessica Lanyadoo, the Capricorn we all need in our lives. Wise and practical! Join us in this conversation on queerness, tennis balls, vitamins, hope, determination, Jesus and a million of other things.

Mercury retro is over, so it's safe to speak again.
This episode we share some of our retrograde horror stories, but also look up to the most iconic rebels out there who inspire us to rebel against the evil forces in this world. We even managed to not talk about politics at least 5 times this episode. Enjoy xx

Do you believe in the evil eye? well whether if you do or you don't, we got some new for you - it's real and it was probably placed on you by a Scorpio.
How to know if you're affected? How to fight it? all the answers are in this episode. Sorry for the shitty sound, the cat dropped the mic!!!

The amazing people at Fojam Melbourne invited us once again to do a live episode. We spoke about regret, atonement, people who need to ask us for forgiveness, reparenting, and so so so much more. Tune in here or watch the live episode on our IGTV. Please check out @fojammelbourne for incredible content.
Xoxo

The two things that affected the past month the most for us were Chromatica, Lady Gaga's new album and way of understanding life, and the hashtag reparenting, which is all th evalidation anyone can ask for. Of course Virgo month had some effect on us as well, but that's only if you believe Astrology is real.

Did you hear about Eris? She is the sister planet of Mars, and she is not playing around.
This week we spoke about how society treats the Eris women in our lives, and why they are so important. We also came up with a genius plan (if we say so ourselves) of how to fix all the problems in the world. (spoiler: it has to do with the Mean Girls screenplay)
Love you all.

Many of you asked for this episode - so here it is!
It's no secret Brtney Sagittarius icon means a lot to us so we did our best making this episode with respect and care for her.
On Thursday the 30th 8PM Australia time we are going live on our Instagram page as part of the FOJAM festival. Make sure to join us :)

Hi everyone!
Cancer Season is here! We decided to ditch the questions on focus on things that are more important, like how to get your grandma off your back when she asks you about when are you going to get married but you are actually a lesbian but you don't want to come out. We also talk about how to control your ex's narrative, we pull out some cards and discuss the retrogrades! This Ep has got a little bit of everything.

Part 2 is here.
Tune in to here us answer fun questions like "what is your most treasured memory?" and horrifying questions like "do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people’s?"

So apparently there are these 36 questions designed to make you fall in love with someone. As a podcast which celebrates platonic love, we decided to do it and report.
In this episode we are doing the first set of the 36 questions!
Did we become closer? did we end up fighting? this is only the beginning.

IT'S OUR 2ND BIRTHDAY!
Against the odds, and Aries and a Gemini kept a podcast alive for 2 years now. Who would've thought. Anyway, we made a sweet birthday episode, talking about some of the most iconic characters and star signs who were a part of these two years, where are they now? Tune in to find out. We talked a little bit about the meaning of Solar Return, the implications of living with a Virgo moon, with a Gemini moon, and just in general. We also talked about the worst thing you can do to a Leo (hint: #poormichelle) Also, it wouldn't be an Astrology Roast episode without talking about J.lo, Britney and heartbreak. Shout out to our Pisces couch RIP. Thank you for listening to our podcast!!!

This episode we are talking about the H word. Hope. If you heard more than one episode of this podcast you know it isn't a topic we are so good at, but we sure did try our best.
Obviously our way of talking about hope was through Britney burning her gym down as well as classic Hollywood movies such as Erin Brockovich and Coyote Ugly. We manage talking about a mung beans cleanse that maybe worked and maybe didn't work. We did manage to talk about reincarnation, the Bechtdel test, and much much more.

So this week there is still a world pandemic so we decided to address the elephant in the room and talk about a topic we know very well - grief!
What are we grieving for? and where are we on the staged of grief?
But obviously we can't be just serious, so we talk about the Scorpio from Instagram, the loss of a mirror, and some other stuff.
This episode we also mention and learn from all of these amazing people: Esther Perel, Colin Bedell, Aliza Kelly and Nadiya Shah! Follow all of them!!!