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    Atheist Underground

    The Atheist Underground is your source for atheist news, comedy, personal stories, and more..... We are an atheist podcast supporting the rights and needs of the secular community and exposing the harm done by religion through satire and commentary. Join the Psychological Emancipation Railway!
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    Episodes (28)

    Station 28: Moless Station

    Station 28: Moless Station

    Explore the creepy relationship between religion, sex, and abuse as the train arrives at Moless Station!

    Random Rider  Gustavo explains why he's an atheist

    Don't Touch Me There  Sex scandals span the spectrum of world religions 

    Marcia's Journey One woman's tale of religion, rape, incest, and recovery Watch the full documentary "The Process of Recovering" on Vimeo  https://vimeo.com/452757010 

    The Limericists  Dirty Dick The Leprechaun contributes!

    ....And More!

     

    Station 26: Avenue 51

    Station 26: Avenue 51

    As the train pulls into Avenue 51 station, we examine the pseudo-science of Alien Origins Theory.

    In This Episode:

    Random Rider:  Tony B tells his tale

    Chariots of the Gods: The gang discusses the book that started it all...

    The Limericists:  Mickey Mouth regales us with his Limerick, Space Junk.

    T-Rexpert:  Paleontologist Thomas Carr Explains how life really began on rocky planets.

    Weather Jesus:  A redox of the Area 51 report.

    Station 25: Conspiracy Corners

    Station 25: Conspiracy Corners

    In this episode:

    Random Rider Eric...  notices prayer doesn't produce

    What Counts as Conspiracy? with Balloon-animal Jason

    Meta-humanist    Interview with the Friendly Atheist, Hemant Mehta

    Rest in Particles  Farewell, James Randi.

    Plus More!

     

    Atheist Underground
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    Sidetracked: The Covidiots! and BLM

    Sidetracked: The Covidiots! and BLM

    The train is sidetracked for months by Covid crisis, and now the riots have taken hold of our hometown! 

    In this episode:

    America, O Shame On Thee  a stirring rendition of the classic

    The Covidiots!  Conservative or Liberal, who cares?...Where is the leadership?

    Grumpy Jim  Will a libertarian be in favor of mandatory masks?

    Atheists Less Likely To Die From Coronavirus  research finds!

    Kenosha Burns for BLM Observations from Ground Zero

    Blacks Bop vol. 1!  The AU Train goes Soul Train with the Ghost of Don Cornelius 

    plus more!

     

    Station 24: Darwin

    Station 24: Darwin

    In the midst of Covid-19, with a team of science-deniers leading the American response, the train pulls into to Darwin Station, with a big dose of medicine for the un-evolved!  Get on board and help us bring Science back into vogue.... with Special Guest....Aron Ra!

    In Darwin:  

    Random Rider  Josh thinks it's wrong to lie to kids...

    Darwin-Diggety  These monkeys weigh in on the atheist hero and his legacy.

    Ra-Volution  Interview with Creationist Wras'ler Aron Ra

    Secular News and Events....and Commentary

    .....and More!!! 

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    Station 23: Church and State

    Station 23: Church and State

    Two streets that should never intersect!  Why are Christian civic planners trying to bring them together?  And how can we stop them?

    At Church and State:

    Random Rider:  Steve, Steve, could never believe

    The Panel:  Religiots vote as a bloc.  So should we.

    Welcome to the Family: A report on the Netflix horror documentary

    Separation Anxiety:  The great secular constitution just doesn't quite work for everybody.

    Secular News and Events..... Vouchers in Montana; Mormons are big bizz!

    Plus More!

     

    Station 6: Rational City

    Station 6: Rational City

    The train arrives in Rational City to talk to Dr. Stephen Law, who disproves God!  Now that's rational!  Also, the final chapter of the circumcision story, Missing Pieces.  Sir Hugo unveils some anti-religious dirty limerick and Jo-Jo has the news as always....

    In Rational City:

    Brew City Breakdown

    Rob and Jason wrap up the event that saw Aron Ra on a bed of nails, and try to define rationalism.

    Law of the Universe

    Oxford philosopher Dr. Stephen Law disproves Yahweh, and explains why we should teach kids philosophy at an early age.

    The Limericists

    Sir Hugo introduces a fine poem by Malcolm XXX.

    Third Rail

    Missing Pieces: Circumcision in America, Part III - The Shaft.

    plus....Secular News and Events

    Station 5: Humanistopolis

    Station 5: Humanistopolis

    The train arrives in Humanistopolis, where all real world solutions happen, and where we pick up the Missing Pieces with part two of the big penis story!  In this episode:

    Joe Human  Joe Magestro talks Humanism and the new Brew City Benefit

    Weather Jesus  An update from Salt Lake City!

    AU's Third Rail  Part 2 of Missing Pieces, Circumcision in America: The Head!

    Plus....Secular News and Events

    Station 4: Mythicistopia

    Station 4: Mythicistopia

    The train finally arrives at Mythicistopia!  A shadowy land packed with the following adventures:

    Missing Pieces: Circumcision in America,  Part 1. "The Tip"  The provocative first thrust of a three-pronged story on the persistence of the bizarre practice.

    Argonaut and the Jasons The panel talks Mythicism, Batman and Jesus and more...

    Pagan Priestess There's more myths than just Jesus....Thor, Odin and the gang get their due. With gyðja Dawn Thomas

    Profiles in Pedophilia Sir Hugo shines a light on another offender of all.

    Creationist Asshole of the Podcast Hellmo takes a CrAP out behind the woodshed....and beats his ass! 

    Plus Secular News and Events......and more!

    Station 7: Secularia

    Station 7: Secularia

    The train pulls into the completely fictional town of Secularia, where they still have to fight the government to stay free of religion.

     

    In Secularia:

    Sally B Goode:  Sally B Hunt is fighting the real fight by attacking In God We Trust! 

    Weather Jesus checks in from Stonehenge on those who would wield the power of Merlin!

    Jason and Rob grouse about some shit plus...

    Secular News and Events

    ...and more!

     

    Station 8: Freethinker Falls

    Station 8: Freethinker Falls

    Is "Freethought" a viable term for the movement?  

    In Freethinker Falls:

    Masterpiece cake cluster-fuck

    More dead-ass atheists

    Hellmo's ABC's of Faith

    Sir Hugo Presents The Limericists

    plus... Secular News and Events! 

     

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    Station 9: Los Datos

    Station 9: Los Datos
    The all-Hispanic stop!  The group discusses a potential Mexican president, Weather Jesus checks in from Mexico City, and HAFREE founder and America's top Latin Atheist rides the train!... All this plus Jason and Rob's snark spicing up the news...

    In Los Datos:

    Random Rider: A Latino atheist tells his story.

    Group Gripe: An Atheist sewing circle discusses the issues.

    Weather Jesus:  From Mexico City!

    David Tamayo:  An Interview with the nation's top Latin atheist.

    Secular News and Events:  This time with commentary!

    and more...

     

    Station 10: Doubtington

    Station 10: Doubtington

    The train pulls into the cynical suburb of Doubtington, where everything is suspect...Check your own naivete levels with a trip through the town where folks just don't believe shit, even their own long held assumptions...

    In Doubtington:

    Random Rider: Sharon just couldn't buy it.

    Group Gripe: What's the first thing you remember doubting?

    Book Report:  Merchants of Doubt

    Doubting Lorence:  The Atheist Sunday School teacher breaks down the most famous doubter in western culture.

    Secular News and Events:  with commentary!

    and more...

    Station 11: Reasonville

    Station 11: Reasonville

    If only we had a reason for the stupid shit that goes on.  If only we had a government guided by reason.  If only it were still the Age of Reason.  Give us One reason to stay here....you get the gist.

    In Reasonville:

    Random Rider  Sandra is leaving the country!

    Kavanaughty  What's the reason they wanted this asshole so bad, instead of simply finding a less rapey candidate?

    Age of Reason  Young Bobby Science has some thoughts on the brain, as always...

    Pennsylvania Blues The Keystone State hits a rough patch 

    The Limericists   Guest Limerick by Chicago's Johnny Dupa 

    Secular News and Events....

    and more!!

    Station 12: Solstice Village

    Station 12: Solstice Village

    In Solstice Village:

    Random Rider - Surprise celebrity appearance!

    Godless Gab - How does an atheist spend the holidays?

    Weather Jesus - From the North Pole!

    The Limericists - A filthy holiday poem...from Sir Hugo and the gang!

    Sister Josephine - The Secular Nun..with advice for the season.

    Hellmo's 12 Days of Christmas - What did the Bible give to you??

    Plus Secular News and Events...And More!

     

    Station 13: Agnosticenter

    Station 13: Agnosticenter

    Nobody Knows Shit!  

    The train rolls into the very heart of indecision as we examine the preferred euphemism of the fence-sitters

    In Agnosticenter:

    Random Rider:  Sid Brixton

    Godless Gab: The gang weighs in on the word, and whether ugly sweaters are actually creepo uniforms!

    A Man Named Cass:  Interview with Everyone's Agnostic podcast host Cass Midgley!

    plus... 

    Secular News and Events...and Commentary!

     

    Station 14: New Age Square

    Station 14: New Age Square

    Head Bumps? Sacred Crystals? Tarot?  Whichever Woo is You, Do do that Voodoo that you do so well.  The train pulls into New Age Square, where spiritualism is the order of the day.  Can one still be an atheist?  Decide for yourself...we're just taking the piss.

     

    In New Age Square:

     

    Random Rider  Mara tells it like it is, ya know?

    New Age Natter  Superstition, Pseudoscience, Homeopathy.  The train gang disses all of it.

    Weather Jesus  Globetrotting Weather-person and Savior-chaser Stormy Jo visits the center of the metaphysical universe: New Hope, PA 

    God of Memes  Author Sid Brixton discusses his futuristic, atheistic, science-fiction literary creation. 

    plus...

    Secular News and Events.....and more!