Break the Dice: The Improvised Campaign

Greetings, Mortals!

We're off on a new campaign across the Once-Shattered-Lands with two heroes, ready for adventure!

Meet Brazzos, the Gunslinger - an ageless man with a mysterious teleporting tattoo and a potion that grants eternal youth. 

And Adramire, the Ranger - regrown from death as a man now made of wood. Will his new treelike form help him rediscover his worth?

Come along as Brazzos and Adramire attempt to discover the potion maker that sold Brazzos his life-giving (and curse-giving?) magical liquid. But will the knowledge that powers the potion be too much for one mind to handle?

Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure.

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Game Master / Allen Voigt: Insta: @prettgoodstories

Brazzos / Lucas Vonasek: Insta: @Vonwalrus

Adramire / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Insta: @fakejoerapp

NPC / MJ Marsh: Insta: @mj_marsh_

NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills

Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Insta: @jackbarrettmusic

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Greetings, Mortals!

As we wrap up our mini campaign (Season 5.5), we take a moment to overhear a discussion between all of the heroes who helped Phalen forge a new age. What will be their first actions on the new world? How will they approach life on a never-before-seen land that is somehow familiar...and yet completely different? ...and how many tree puns can we fit into one episode? Find out!

Note: This is normally where we would place our post-season chat, but we decided to do something different this time around. We hope you enjoy!

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Game Master / Allen Voigt: Insta: @prettgoodstories

Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Insta: @mj_marsh_

Phinaeus, Patrice, Crabapple / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Insta: @MissMariapants

Brazzos / Lucas Vonasek: Insta: @Vonwalrus

Ælar / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels

Adramire / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Insta: @fakejoerapp

Malone / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills

Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Insta: @jackbarrettmusic

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Greetings, Mortals!

It's all come down to this. Phaelan must face one final battle before forging his New Age (and a new planet!) out of the shattered pieces of the Shattered Lands. Will he best his pirate foe and create an Age of Kindness like he set out to do? Or will he fall to the wickedness of Wild Space and leave his homelands floating in nothingness for eternity? Find out!

Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure.

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Game Master / Allen Voigt: Insta: @prettgoodstories

Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Insta: @mj_marsh_

NPC / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Insta: @MissMariapants

NPC / Lucas Vonasek: Insta: @Vonwalrus

NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels

NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Insta: @fakejoerapp

NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills

Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Insta: @jackbarrettmusic

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Greetings, Mortals!

With our hero Phaelan off "under the covers" on a super-secret mission as he continues to build a new world, we visit his companions from many past adventures - many flung far into the reaches of Wild Space. Who will agree to be part of the new world? Who would rather be left behind? And who will have the most farts?

Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure.

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Game Master / Allen Voigt: Insta: @prettgoodstories

Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Insta: @mj_marsh_

NPC / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Insta: @MissMariapants

NPC / Lucas Vonasek: Insta: @Vonwalrus 

NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels

NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Insta: @fakejoerapp

NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills

Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Insta: @jackbarrettmusic

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Greetings, Mortals!

As Phaelan continues his godlike mission to remake the Shattered Lands into new world, he continues stumbling upon old friends - some thought long lost. What kind of new age will he forge? And who will be welcome inside of it? Join us as our hero sails the Astral Sea to build a new land! 

Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure.

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Our performers:

Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories

Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_

NPC / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants

NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels

NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp

NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills

Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Instagram: @jackbarrettmusic

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Greetings, Mortals!

It's time for the second episode of campaign 5.5! Phaelan heads into Wild Space aboard the Peaked Rime with Ælar by his side! They meet some friends along the way, but also some enemies that sure do suck and push Phaelan off his own ship and is left floating in space. Can he make new allies to help him? Does he know any really hot goss? Let's find out!

Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure.

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Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories

Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_

NPC / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants

NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels

NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp

NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills

Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Instagram: @jackbarrettmusic

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Greetings, Mortals!

Welcome to the FIRST EPISODE of campaign 5.5, our mini campaign! Picking up where we left off with Phaelan in campaign 5 after the hammer had fallen, he must now figure out how to truly forge a new age of kindness and literally bring the world back together while roaming wild space and the astral sea. What does "forging a new age" really mean for Phaelan? And who will help him (and who might hurt him) along the way?

Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure.

Support the Podcast on Patreon

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Our performers:

Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories

Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_

NPC / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants

NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels

NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp

NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills

Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Instagram: @jackbarrettmusic

Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Greetings, Mortals!

Welcome to the season finale of Campaign 5! Heroes Phaelan and Phinaeus have completed all the steps in their mission to free the Shattered Lands from its current Ice Age -- but can they drop the hammer that will forge a new age? Will their friendship be strong enough to survive this final chapter? And what does "forging a new age" really mean?

Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure.

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Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories

Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_

Phineaus Phlash / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants

NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels

NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp

NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills

Special Guest NPC: Alexander Andrews-Villareal Instagram: @mouselesswonder

Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Instagram: @jackbarrettmusic

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Greetings, Mortals!

Our heroes Phaelan and Phinaeus have one final stop on their mission to bring Spring back to the Land of Roving Ice Sheets: raising a giant sunken ship from the frozen depths. But as Phalen descends far below the icy water to retrieve it, Phinaeus is paid a visit by the sinister Frost spirit who has a...very...enticing offer.

Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure.

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Our performers:

Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories

Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_

Phineaus Phlash / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants

NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels

NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp

NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills

Special Guest NPC: Alexander Andrews-Villareal, Instagram: @mouselesswonder 

Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Instagram: @jackbarrettmusic

Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Our heroes Phalen and Phinaeus visit the final clan in the land of the Roving Ice Sheets on their mission to bring Spring back to the Shattered Lands. But will their stop at the Tribe of the Hound connect them in more ways than one? And what magical being could possibly be large enough to wield a giant hammer of the ages?

Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure.

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Our performers:

Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories

Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_

Phineaus Phlash / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants

NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels

NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp

NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills

Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Instagram: @jackbarrettmusic

Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Greetings, Mortals!

Our heroes Phalen and Phinaeus find themselves aboard a giant floating ice bar - but, as it turns out, they are not alone. A lovely (?) lady from Phalen's past is also aboard...and she may have sinister plans for her estranged husband and his new rabbity friend.

Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure.

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Our performers:

Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories

Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_

Phineaus Phlash / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants

NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels

NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp

NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills

Special guest: Lucas Vonasek

Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Instagram: @jackbarrettmusic

Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Our heroes Phalen and Phinaeus journey into the Land of the Bears on their mission to free the Land of Roving Ice from its untimely Ice Age. But will they be welcomed with open arms or given the cold shoulder? 

Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure.

Support the Podcast on Patreon

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Our performers:

Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories

Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_

Phineaus Phlash / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants

NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels

NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp

NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills

Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Instagram: @jackbarrettmusic

Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Greetings, Mortals!

After meeting the Tribe of the Sail on their adventure to save the frozen northland, our heroes Phalen Maerdock and Phineaus Phlash drop their guard. But were they wise to do so? With Phalen now in peril, Phineaus must don the mantle of the lone hero and race to save his newfound friend. But will he succeed? Or will he succeed too well? 

Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure.

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Our performers:

Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories

Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_

Phineaus Phlash / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants

NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels

NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp

NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills

Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Instagram: @jackbarrettmusic

Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Enter our monthly giveaway sponsored by Mox Boarding House

Greetings, Mortals!

Welcoming a respite from the cold and snowy winds, our heroes Phaelan Maerdock and Phineaus Phlash kick back on the sandy shores of a mysterious island in the northern reaches of the Shattered Lands. But is this cabana a trap? And who can help them when chased down by a threatening red-eyed snowstorm with an Irish accent? 

Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure.

Support the Podcast on Patreon

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Our performers:

Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories

Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_

Phineaus Phlash / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants

NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels

NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp

NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills

Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Instagram: @jackbarrettmusic

Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Enter our Monthly Giveaway courtesy of our Sponsor Mox Boarding House

Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure.

Support the Podcast on Patreon

Hang with us on our Discord

Buy Bearded Merch & See Our Live Shows

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Enter our Giveaway courtesy of Mox Boarding House

Our performers:

Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories

Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_

Phineaus Phlash / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants

NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels

NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp

NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills

Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Instagram: @jackbarrettmusic

Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Enter our Monthly Giveaway courtesy of our Sponsor Mox Boarding House

Greetings, Mortals!

A warm welcome to Campaign 5, Episode 1! Join our heroes, Phaelan Maerdock and (new hero!) Phineaus Phlash as they meet a strange, wet man at Martha's Meade. He requests their help solving a mystery: the North is slowly turning to ice - in springtime! Can our dynamic duo crack the code of the cold? Or will they fall victim to a mysterious icy force with red, glowing eyes? Find out this season!

Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure.

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Our performers:

Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories

Phaelan Maerdock / MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_

Phineaus Phlash / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants

NPC / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels

NPC / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp

NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills

Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Instagram: @jackbarrettmusic

Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

Enter our Monthly Giveaway courtesy of our Sponsor Mox Boarding House

Greetings, Mortals!

We wrap up our epic adventures in Campaign #4 of Break the Dice on this episode! We'll touch on all our favorite (and least favorite) moments, answer listener questions, and preview what's ahead in Campaign #5! We hope you come along for the ride.

Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure.

Support the Podcast on Patreon

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Our performers:

Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories

Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels

Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp

Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants

MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_

Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills

Greetings, Mortals!

It's all come down to this. Our heroes Ælar and Adramire have everything they need to finally defeat The Darkness - but do they have what it takes? Join them on this breathtaking final chapter in their adventure to rid Shatterpoint of evil and unleash the good within their hearts.

Break the Dice is an improvised podcast in the style of a classic D&D adventure.

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Our performers:

Game Master / Allen Voigt: Instagram: @prettgoodstories

Ælar Drakal / Tyler Michaels King: Website: TylerMichaels.com, Insta: @tylermichaelsking, Twitter: @tylermichaels

Adramire Molock / Joe Rapp:  Twitter and Instagram: @fakejoerapp

NPC / Maria Bartholdi: Twitter and Instagram: @MissMariapants

NPC / MJ Marsh: Instagram: @mj_marsh_

NPC / Tyler Mills: Twitter: @tydmills

Accompanist / Jack Barrett: Website: jackbarrettmusic.com, Instagram: @jackbarrettmusic

Some background ambiance courtesy of: Tabletop Audio // Support them on Patreon

January Giveaway courtesy of our Sponsor Mox Boarding House