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    BUDDHA and the S**T

    What happens when an award-winning writer hits 'eject' on the 9 to 5, grabs a backpack, and dives head-first into the weird and wild world of 'digital nomads'? After 7 YEARS in Asia, Europe, and parts unknown, BROOKE BURGESS (Broken Saints, Becoming, The Cat's Maw) shares candid tales of culture shock, creative inspiration, sex and relationships, psychedelics and spirituality, and much MUCH more... It's a mid-life renaissance man's 'Eat, Pray, Love' — but with the naughty bits proudly intact — it's BUDDHA AND THE SLUT!
    enBrooke Burgess62 Episodes

    Episodes (62)

    WHO IS NUMBER ONE?

    WHO IS NUMBER ONE?

    Daddy gets lovingly schooled by the Buddha-boy, who ends up delivering a LONG overdue zen masterclass in self-esteem.

    Feat. ONE & ONLY from the new album DADBOD, plus tunes from Stillness 3.

    BUDDHA and the S**T
    enJanuary 30, 2022

    THE BEST FRIEND QUEST — Searching for Deeper Connection

    THE BEST FRIEND QUEST — Searching for Deeper Connection

    The irony when you search and dream and pretty much BEG for profound connection with others...but that same intensity of longing only pushes people away. Uggh. As a middle-aged male in a society that puts little value on men's need for deeper bonds and friendships, is it any wonder there's a troubling loneliness and mental health epidemic? 

    All I ever wanted was a 'best friend'. And maybe, just maybe, my prayers were answered...

    I GOT CAST ON SURVIVOR! (Be Careful What You Wish For...)

    I GOT CAST ON SURVIVOR! (Be Careful What You Wish For...)
    Yes, it's true: I WAS cast on Survivor.😲
     
    But, as is often the cast in my Charlie Brown football-kicking history..? CBS execs changed the format plan last minute, and I got the call to UNpack my bags 🙄
     
    With the new season 41 out now after a LONG pandemic hiatus, it feels like the right time to dish on this crazy dream (almost) come true = 90MIN of dirt dishing on the whole wacky process, from audition tape right through to finals week.
     
    Buckle up, children - THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN!

    SEASON 3: A New Era for Love...and Other Contagions

    SEASON 3: A New Era for Love...and Other Contagions

    A heartfelt 25MIN Pre-Covid Revelation heralds the surprise premiere of SEASON 3! New art + tweaked title = new Daddy! Finally, it's crystal clear who's the Buddha...and who's the S**t =)

    HUGE thanks to all you amazing listeners for keeping the show in the Top 5% of podcasts globally, even in my absence <3 And with that...the monthly storytelling adventure continues!

     

    FATHERS ON FIRE: A BatS Album Release Special!

    FATHERS ON FIRE: A BatS Album Release Special!

    https://dadbodthealbum.com — my new DADBOD album is on FIRE, so we're doing a shameless nod to Sean Evans' interview high-bar HOT ONES to celebrate!

    From Best Friend funk to Little Guy folk to hip-hop autobiography in BUMPY w/ Chrystal Leigh (Sons of Daughters), co-composer extraordinaire TOBIAS TINKER is in the house from Berlin to conquer 8 wings from Hell and share tales of creating this massive 20 song and 20 video epic for my young prince. And we finish off with a HUGE video preview for 80's homage ONE & ONLY in full Genesis/Gabriel style. Get your swoon on!

    https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/bro... - for album samplers, the BEST FRIEND video, and links to Spotify, Apple Music, Bandcamp, Tidal, Amazon, and more!

    Wanna skip straight to the good stuff?

    Wing 1 - 3:00 Aardvark Habanero

    Wing 2 - 5:30 Heartbeat Hot Sauce

    Wing 3 - 9:00 Christian's Cherry Bomb

    Wing 4 - 14:00 Dawson's Hot Sauce

    Wing 5 - 15:00 Christian's Tomato Haste

    Wing 6 - 17:30 Bravado Black Garlic Reaper

    DA BOMB! - 21:00 WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!

    Wing 8 - 26:12 Burn After Eating

    MUSIC VIDEO PREVIEW — 29:30 ONE&ONLY

    BUY THE ALBUM w. TONS OF EXTRAS: https://brookeburgess.bandcamp.com

    A VERY CORONA CHRISTMAS -- Your 2020 Doom Antidote Has Arrived!!

    A VERY CORONA CHRISTMAS -- Your 2020 Doom Antidote Has Arrived!!

    When a good friend pulled me aside to share that they were Googling 'most painless ways to kill self'...?

    WelI...that triggered a powerful revelation about the trials and tribulations of the past year.

    2020, people. We're all in it together.

    And there IS a way out <3

    FEAT. music from Owl Cave Dreams (new Winter Solstice double-album available now!)

    DREAMTIME 4

    DREAMTIME 4

    Take a DEEP dream-dive with me for 20MIN! Featuring music by OWL CAVE DREAMS:  

    Happy Halloween one and all! It's the season of the witch, so I'm bringing you a fresh DREAMTIME journey — this is where I walk you (and myself, let's be honest) through the strange symbols and trippy moments and flickers of lucidity to try to get at the root of what a particular dream was trying to communicate. If you've got any hunches, inklings, or ideas, please pass 'em on!

    (And yes - I DO believe that dreams are important messages from the subconscious...and that the ones we remember upon waking are remembered for a REASON)

    GAME WRITER HUSTLE: The Writing Test (IE: How Studios Get You Doing Free Dev Work)

    GAME WRITER HUSTLE: The Writing Test (IE: How Studios Get You Doing Free Dev Work)

    I've been a game writer and interactive narrative guy, in some capacity or another, since 1997.  23 YEARS. Let that sink in for a minute. And even with all of that storytelling experience, heaps of professional accolades, high-level game writer recommendations, and some acclaimed self-created indie projects? I still get asked, more often than not these days, to do a test story or provide an exclusive 'sample' for game writer gigs.

    Seriously. 

    In this age of Covid-19 and the (re)rise of remote work? I've been batting .500 on these 'auditions', which ain't bad. Especially when said gig ends up being fun, creatively challenging, and networking boon, and wallet steroids. But that still means that there were a handful of game writer jobs I applied for and didn't hit the bullseye. Ones where — after the headhunter or studio HR got my CV and reviewed my past work samples and learned of my (modest but fair?) salary expectations — I was asked to spend 1-2 weeks on a game writer 'assessment'. A test that would most certainly be based, at the very least tangentially, on the design parameters for an upcoming title they had in development.  And they'd expect it for FREE.

    And, like a schmuck, I'd deliver. Buyer's market, and all that. But consider the math for a second; they knew my salary range and industry history, which made them painfully aware of the real-world value of my time. (at least 2K per week, being frank...or...well...Brooke). And yet, even after delivering more than expected and ahead of schedule and always with a thank-you note peppered with gratitude and genuine interest in their project moving forward, whatever their choice..? I'd get a three-line form letter rejection. At best. Which is kinda shitty, especially in these uncertain and heavy-hearted times. For everyone.

    But since I tend not to sign NDAs until there's real contract tact, I'm more than comfortable sharing a recent example with you here. Embedded audio, too! I've taken the liberty of omitting some potentially incriminating chunks of design-related stuff; that's probably why I'm not posting from the massive game writer test I sank two weeks of my life into for that now-infamous IP that rhymes with SHMARY SMOTTER). Instead, this is one I whipped up for a AAA Chinese developer back in July.

    And after weeks of badgering their headhunter for any post-submission feedback whatsoever?

    'Sorry, but you were overqualified.'  

    Thanks for the ass-smoke, lady...I hope you enjoy the freebie.

    LASTCAST: It's the End...and the Beginning

    LASTCAST: It's the End...and the Beginning

    Closing time
    Time for you to go back to the places you will be from.
    Closing time
    This room won't be open 'til your brothers or you sisters come.
    So gather up your jackets, and move it to the exits
    I hope you have found a Friend.
    Closing time
    Every new beginning comes from
    some other beginning's End, yeah.
     
    Instagrammin', slammin'.

    BECOMING: 10th Anniversary Reading and HD Giveaway) Graphic Novel

    BECOMING: 10th Anniversary Reading and HD Giveaway) Graphic Novel

    It’s the 10th anniversary of my creepy AF graphic novel BECOMING — published by ARCANA Comics — so what better way to celebrate in remote lockdown than a suitably spooky reading + hypnotic new music by Owl Cave Dreams?

    SKIP TO 4:10 to dive straight into the narrated goodness of the first act of the story. If you like what you’re hearing? Then drop me a line and maybe…just maybe…we can figure out a way to get an HD PDF of all 98 pages into your grubby virtual paws!

    BECOMING

    Here’s the summary, along with an embed of the original trailer for the comic:

    At a remote university, an angry young student faces the harsh realization that he has nothing to show for years of study. When he threatens his professor to teach him something real, he is drawn into a horrifying game of life and death. Soon, he will learn that the only rule is pain, and that true knowledge only comes when everything you believe…has burned away. Written by Brooke Burgess — the award-winning creator of Broken Saints — with art by Dane Cypel.

     

    DREAMTIME 2: Of Cat Tragedy, Super-Gods, and the Prison at the End of Time

    DREAMTIME 2: Of Cat Tragedy, Super-Gods, and the Prison at the End of Time

    This is # 2 in a 'DREAMTIME' series I've been recording live and unfiltered, where I share profound 'visions' downloaded in sleep. Prophecies? Well...that's for YOU to decide.

    You can find VIDEO of the first—a super emotional symbol dream on the eve' of my 50th— over on my FB and Youtube pages (5000 FB views and counting!) 

    Featuring hypnotic new tunes by OWL CAVE DREAMS.

    50 for 50: The Shameless Birthday Begging Special!

    50 for 50: The Shameless Birthday Begging Special!

    Jesus H Christmas...it's true...I'm turning 50

    And with just a few weeks left to brace before the 'oldometer' rolls me into flattened obsolescence? I wanted to reach out to my most loyal and loving listeners with a request.

    You see...after 3 years of giving this show away for zip, nada, bupkis, nothing, FREE...I figured it was fair time to hit you up for some sweet b-day charity. Fiscal love. Cash-cash-money, y'all.

    And if just 5% of you send me a little somethin-somethin'? Then this Southeast Asian Lockdown mid-life nightmare might just transform into this storyteller's creative dream...

    LOCKDOWN GIVEAWAY: It's Free Audiobook Time! (The Shadowland Saga)

    LOCKDOWN GIVEAWAY: It's Free Audiobook Time! (The Shadowland Saga)

    books free giveaway YA kidslit writing cats Shadowland audiobook Audible

    It's FREE AUDIOBOOK BINGE TIME, folks! For the next 30 DAYS I'm giving away copies of our HD deluxe bells-and-whistles #audiobook extravaganza The Cat's Maw to any and all who want it — that's 8+ HOURS of award-winning storytelling, FREE!

    Listen to the latest ep for how to snag it (of course there's a catch, but it's mere minutes of effort) — if you're still on the fence, I've included THE pivotal chapter in the story for your listening pleasure!

    So spread the good word, get those headphones ready, and be sure to set your Audible account to HD Downloads — I promise you are in for a feline-lovin' trip <3

    WHEN I LOVE YOU: A Valentine's Podcast Special

    WHEN I LOVE YOU: A Valentine's Podcast Special

    If there’s anything I've learned in my near 5-decades wandering the plains and crags of this waterlogged rock spinning in the deep, deep dark, for God Knows What Purpose before this soul of mine pops off like the last bubble in a dirty kid’s bathwater..?

    It’s this: though the essence underneath it is the same, the human act of LOVE represents something different to everyone.

    And here's what it means to me...

    (Featuring original music from OWL CAVE DREAMS)