Caffeinated Humor: Sarcastic Comedy For The Masses

I'm like a twitchy super hero

Loyal, playful, loving,sweet, and most of all...... they aren't cats.

Because Dorothy was hot.
(I was 5, don't judge me.)

Crazy or not, public speakers in long black coats get your attention.

Not my first time realizing this.  I hate the phrase, walk a mile in their shoes. Maybe it's just enough to realize that the shoes are really uncomfortable. 

Some things never come clean, like your memories.

Because all Cretans are liars... Politicians too. 

Yadda yadda ...know when to run. 

Sex has the same rules as boxing.

See also "Beating a dead horse"

Because life has more reruns than on tv.

People say "Don't hate." - Hold my beer.

Because thats job security.

Some days fly by, this was not one of them.

The odds always favor the House

What is the cost of living on Memory Lane these days?

Organic viral moments can confuse.

This one still haunts me.

You mother's advice was not based on guesswork.

Whatever happened to old school manners?