Caffeinated Humor: Sarcastic Comedy For The Masses

Because Evil people don't just come from nowhere.

I know what your saying.

"Another Evil Couple post.....Seriously?!?!"

You're God damn right!

You never realize how much you miss the dysfunctional people in your life until the come back to you. 

Sometimes I am innocent of all charges. 

Can't have love without hate. And who better than the French?

You could call it people-scaping for the PC non-binary crowd, but it just sounds weird.

If we are at least honest with ourselves, we are pretty judgy and vicious at a people.

Just sayin.

I never realized that fruit had a taint.

Let's face it, this is all of us at one time or another. 

Yes, you too.

Because some things stay with you.

Entitlement is not a skill. 

When it's on, it's on!

Even if it's grandma!

(No grandmothers were injured in the making of this podcast.)

[[TRIGGER WARNING: GRANDMA]]

Because I am frequently wrong. 

Plus, its a feel good story.

Participation trophies.

Did you want to raise losers? 

Cause that's how you get losers.

First of all, I didn't say that.

Cater to the child within, even if he's a bad kid.

Manners maketh man. 

Hmmmm, can I get back to you on that one?

Manners are kind of off the table and what we are left with is a social media world of smarmy shade throwing and out of control virtue signalling. 

Asshole maketh man makes more sense.

And then you find out you are the beast. 

Spoiler alert! (And maybe a trigger warning?)

You don't want to stare, but you do. 

See how that works?

Hell is a perspective, not a place.