Cold Brew Got Me Like

Nashville's trajectory may be unstoppable, but it doesn't mean you gotta be happy about it. "Liberals" are dividing along property lines. ALSO: Brian Jones's acid-casualty beagle. PLUS: a fresh Brian-Jones-themed Can Do Cold Brew ad, and a song of the week from The Rolling Stones!!!

The Rolling Stones - "No Expectations": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URyqGD99Owg

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Greg's website: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

James Hetfield's propane habit. Chris says liberals who buy political biographies have ruined thrift stores. ALSO: Conservatives are excited about AI because they are incapable of writing good scripts. Vince Neil's horses. The new Can Do Cold Brew ad!! PLUS: RIP Dex Romweber. Song of the week from Flat Duo Jets!!!

Flat Duo Jets - "Crazy Hazy Kisses": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPhhwUGO8PA

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction - Doc Noss/Victorio Peak: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/doc-noss-finds-gold-at-victorio-peak/

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com

Rich people, ducks and berries. The garbage cans of Madison, Tennessee. ALSO: Hanging antlers on the walls of vacant office space, and calling it a boutique hotel. PLUS: Doc Noss, and the Victorio Peak treasure!! A Doc Noss-themed Can Do Cold Brew ad!! Song of the week from Kenny Rogers!!

Kenny Rogers - "Daytime Friends": https://youtu.be/jH5M12DKAsM?si=7HY2MjPT8WPeFkym

Victorio Peak Treasure: https://youtu.be/sH1t2E1bUuA?si=5dbGU1flyAKnHunu

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Dad fights dirty! Irish farmers in therapy!.Greg explains bitcoin! ALSO: Dream-interpreting a motorcycle. PLUS: A couple sketchy edits, and a song of the week from Weedeater!

Weedeater - "God Luck and Good Speed": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz8VhXyYCgM

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Chris demonizes climbing walls, again. Stockton Rush's coffee cup. Greg Abbott's dishonest border war. ALSO: Throwing Elvis impersonators at a problem. The Kardashians are Wild West mummies. PLUS: Greg hopes he doesn't end up a mummy in a funhouse! Can Do Cold Brew! Song of the week from Leslie Stevens!!

Leslie Stevens - "Big Time, Sucka": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uze_VTyvrNM

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction (featuring the Old West mummy doc): Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com

It's true. Chris broke his scapula during Nashville's "blizzard." The hospital offers a glimpse of the lost middle class. ALSO: Chris's greatest hospitalizations! Cat Scan machines are overpriced toaster ovens. PLUS: Can Do Cold Brew, corporate mergers and a song of the week from Eric Bachmann!!

Eric Bachmann - "Heavy Hours": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVviFI54H9A

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Chris has an existential crisis, Greg's audio is f*cked - and it's still a good show!!! ALSO: A great idea for converting an abandoned car wash into a coffee shop, Can Do Cold Brew bringing back vaudeville and the new Advice King!!! PLUS: The new Nashville Confidential, and a song of the week from Alabama!!!!

Alabama - "Mountain Music": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6WfM0cXWSQ

Chris's New Nashville Confidential (starts at 25:30): https://wpln.org/post/episodes/diversely-segregated-nashville-confidential-and-reporter-roundup/

Greg's Documentary Website: Channelnonfiction.com

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Improv: the laziest way to try to get famous. Tap Dancing vs Grunge. ALSO: Private equity should be illegal. The whole financial industry should be illegal, in fact. The best Can Do Cold Brew ad ever. PLUS: A song of the week from The Strokes!!

The Strokes - "OBLIVIUS": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEjdwhVuW74

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Greg's Website: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

"Iron Claw" sucked. Japanese scientists computer-modeled the call of the Moa (in like, 1980) and played it through a loudspeaker in a New Zealand swamp - to little effect. ALSO: Rogue waves, the guys who threw pies at Bill Gates and Bird scooters repurposed as police batons. PLUS: Chris previews the next Nashville Confidential and a song of the week from Sugar!!!

Sugar - "A Good Idea": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dzOsM0gTw

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Some guy put a coffee roaster in his gym. Van Gogh got tweaked on coffee. Where did Van Gogh get all the paint? ALSO: William Friedkin vs Al Pacino. Mortgage companies are where 48 Hours episodes are born. PLUS: A new Advice King!! A new Can Do Cold Brew ad!! Song(s) of the week from Jonathan Richman, Hayden and Flyte!!!

Jonathan Richman - "Vincent Van Gogh": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gkicmH4zao

Hayden - "On a Beach": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WsIHymYwM4

Flyte - "Tough Love": https://youtu.be/ZQmuGz4y7ZI?si=y8pCyA51fUaX6SN2

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Dystopian job listings. A podcast hosted by garbagemen called "The Dump." ALSO: The horror of Moms for Liberty, and a little ditty about seasonal depression. PLUS: An epic Can do Cold Brew ad, and a link to a video of Chris's recent Nashville show (below)!!!

Chris Crofton live at Dee's in Nashville: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbjhQFDmF2M&t=3819s

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

CUBEHEADS! The rodeo clown running Argentina. Corporate media talking about the "complicated legacies" of war criminals. Knowing so much you can't function, vs knowing so little that you play frisbee. ALSO: Harvard isn't for learning, it's for networking. The world's highest bouncing superball. PLUS: The myth of nuanced tasers, the new Advice King column and a song of the week from Big Star!!!!

Big Star - " Back of A Car": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SocFSUlEwtM

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Yeti coolers' marketing team successfully hypnotized the 1%. Elon Musk is TRULY, objectively dumb - case closed. ALSO: Trump did NOT pay back those loans. The new Neil Hamburger album is out!!! PLUS: The new Can Do Cold Brew ad and a bonus song of the week from The Lemonheads (the first is "The March" from Neil Hamburger).

Neil Hamburger - "The March (featuring Bonnie Prince Billy)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueGVMD6N0-M

The Lemonheads - "Fear of Living": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1Xi2Cw1DqY

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Chris says "I don't remember what I used to talk about on these shows." Greg wants to steal all the cars at the airport. Chris says beware of overly energetic people. ALSO: The latest Advice King, Chris's new NPR show Nashville Confidential (link below), and Jared Leto's horrible new song. PLUS: Song of the week (a Bob Dylan cover) from Richie Havens!!!!

Richie Havens - "If Not For You": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZHZ3xOBsHs

Nashville Confidential (Bell Witch) - Chris starts at about 32:00: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4Xgk8SiwjIDq9CjzDpei1P?si=XFZAbg3gSjuUO7Z0bqiwvA

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction (Greg's website): Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Aliens will snatch the earth. Self-driving cars will become sentient and run society. ALSO: Chris's Wealth Hoarding Corner™ PLUS: Dar Robinson supervises a Knoxville furniture salesman's fire walk, and the song of the week from Deodato!!!!

Deodato - "Also Sprach Zarathustra": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJKsp9_L24Q

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Autozone is a sorry excuse for a community center. People marveling at instances when the ultra-wealthy are "nice." Kevin Costner thinks he IS his character from Yellowstone. ALSO: Sherpas, Robert Irwin: "A Desert of Pure Feeling." PLUS: Nashville Confidential's WPLN debut (link below!) and a song of the week by The National!!!

The National - "Hornets": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV_PWzzYBwo

Nashville Confidential with Chris Crofton: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4Xgk8SiwjIDq9CjzDpei1P?si=2AaDKJhoSBiMUhLGL9fwDA

Greg's "A Desert of Pure Feeling" review: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/robert-irwin-a-desert-of-pure-feeling-is-worth-a-long-look-and-then-a-few-more/

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Greg's out of town, so Chris is all alone!!! The police are quiet quitting. Greg Gutfeld thinks it's time for a civil war because of shoplifting. Chris thinks those two things are connected. ALSO: Neil Hamburger!!! PLUS: A song of the week from Nick Lowe!!!!

Nick Lowe - "Time Wounds All Heels": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=998fP8wMHus

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonficton: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Cold Brew Got Me Like™ is big in Thailand??? The Nina, The Pinta and the Santa Maria. ALSO: Americans should spend more time thinking about birds. PLUS: Ayn Rand, again! Song of the Week "Ambulance Driver," by Superdrag!!!

Superdrag - "Ambulance Driver": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiAQPvXxuxQ

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com