Crispy Coated Robots

This episode should have been about Sexy Space Ladies.

 Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best movie scenes from other planets.

By Grabthar’s hammer, what a savings.

In space, no one looked at what teenage Jim was doing while watching Sigourney Weaver.

Carbon-freezing old friends goes well with the smoothness of Colt 45.

Jim: The Last Airbender?

Earworms and Corinthian Leather.

Which aliens were sentenced to space travel via album cover?

Why is space underwear so controversial between Joseph and his wife?

Jason, Jim, and Joseph dream of a better world when the Academy awarded the right Oscar nominations. 

Can you believe Brando lost to a mediocre performance by Bogart? "Stella!"
How is Alvy Singer preferable to C3PO? 
Who is sleeping Au Buffo?
Why is Jason is mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore?
Which actor should have won for the Big F’n Giant?
Was DiCaprio robbed because of his age or for going full Norbit?

And who is the guest that never leaves?

This episode has booty sweat!

Jason, Jim, and Joseph introduce the best opening scenes in a movie.

Buckle up!  You’re in for a surprise!

Joseph surprises Jim and Jason with Valentine’s gifts!

Jim describes his first experience with porn at a school’s book fair.

Jason pleads a case for the ethics of criminality.

Inca-Dinka -Do. I’m an Inca too!

So many impressions of Nick Nolte it may be illegal.

Who is Jim’s pugilistic DJ persona?

Can the boys choose the best high school acting role of Jason?

This episode wants a lollipop.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph prescribe the best TV series to watch while recovering.

It's not fair! There was time now. Time to do another Burgess Meredith impression.
Don't make Jason laugh. He may throw out his  back.
Baby, you got a stew going.
Nothing puts you to sleep faster than Ice T complaining about murders.

How can a substitute teacher and dog walker afford a million dollar house? And why would they buy one built during the William McKinley presidency?
Who blue himself?

This episode allows you yo go to the movies... by yourself.  

Jason, Jim, and Joseph take solace in offer the list of best comfort movies. 

The NFL angers Jason, makes Joseph cry, and allows Jim to do more impressions. 
Nothing brings Jason more comfort than Christopher Walken and Russion Roulette.
Julius Erving, a great athlete, but even greater actor.
Jim names Bill Murry as an early influence on his radio career and driving habits. 

Did Popeye suffer from Tourettes in the 1930s?
Who's lying? Who is always lying?

This episode has music that goes well with salad dressing.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph offer the best movie soundtracks ever assembled.

Bow, bow, bow , bow bow...
Joseph insults strippers with Purple Rain.
So many songs about running.
No one puts Jason in the corner.

Why is the Coal Minor's Daughter singing R&B?
Why don't cowboys sing Swahili and more importantly why doesn't anyone want to touch Michael's snake?

It’s Episode 206! Best Winter Scenes in Movies and TV! BRRRRRRR!

It takes 57 hours to listen to “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich” on Audible. How far is Joseph into this historical saga?

Why isn’t cannibalism funny anymore?

Jim answers the most important question, “Is Patrick Schwarzenegger a good actor?”

Can Jason do a William Shatner impersonation? 

Speaking of Schwarzenegger, why didn't anyone mention Arnold’s Mr. Freeze from 1997’s “Batman and Robin”???

This episode has a lucky frame!

Jason, Jim and Joseph roll out some of the best bowling scenes in movies and TV.

Jason raves over the amazing Klingon choir.
Grease 2 - a great film, but not good enough for the two screens at the Humble Theater.
Jim talks about  his favorite things in life: bowling, milkshakes, and Daniel Day Lewis.
Joseph and Jason discuss whether Nixon was more paranoid of the media or the 7/10 split.


What is a " Brooklyn Stike"and why should we care?

The episode that will slap those teeth straight.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph the best TV series of the year.

Wookie porn for family entertainment.
Joseph discovers Mario Bothers wasn't based on a true story.
Jason laments about his beloved Jets.
Jim announces his upcoming Tunnels Tour in Houston.

Why can't Jim get past the first episode of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel?
Which actor is redeemed after a close encounter with a butt?

The episode about a powerful force unleashed upon the world.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush over the best films of 2023.

Joseph admits to abusing his friends with texts of movie reviews.
The ‘pro sex” films reign supreme in 2023.
Jason let’s out his inner Cage.
Dutch Ovens and Umpaloompas.
Jason turns Jim and Joseph into Swifties.
The boys are super excited about the possibility of an Oppenheimer 2.

What documentary is recommended by Jim to view without prejudice?
Do Fail Army videos meet the Academy Awards new DEI requirements?

The episode with “Zee Breakdancing”.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph rattle off things they are looking forward to in the new year.

Jim is shunned by Joseph for not remembering his birthday.

Jason and Joseph nerd out over calendars, eclipses, and jingoistic sporting events.

Jim and Jason are possessed by the ghost of Maurice Chevalier.

Dune 2: More worms and cowbell.

The guys will use their AARP memberships to rock out in 2024.
Jason gives a great tip to offend everyone at rock festivals. 


Which is harder to believe: Jason liked the Barbie Movie or that he is middle aged?

Which bot will be DJing a Bonnie Tyler classic with a box on his head?

The episode with a  "rock n roll attitude".

Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the task of listing the best holiday scenes in movies and television.  

Joseph reveals the real reason he is obsessed with watching It's a Wonderful Life multiple times each year. 
Jim describes the week in college he and Joseph lived in Bizarro World.
Jason admits to learning the true meaning of Christmas from mafia movies.
Is Ned Ryerson the devil?
Is Jason in shape to take on his son this holiday season?

Episode 200:   “Prepare to be pelted!” 

 Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Romantic  Comedies and they nostalgically weigh in on toys from the past.

·        What does Joseph consider the most dangerous toy he ever owned?

·        How does Sandra Bullock identify Peter Gallagher when he’s in a coma?

·        What was the first movie that Jim went on a date with his future wife?

·        Joseph’s pinecone gauntlet

·        Dogs urinating on John Wayne dolls?

·        What doll looks like a jacked-up Leslie Nielsen?

·        Which is better: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots vs Kar-a-a-ate Men?

·        What are the first items that Jim purchased at a garage sale?

·        Action Jackson’s pubis 

·        Which 2 of the podcast hosts wanted (but never got) Hugo: Man of 1000 Faces?

·        What was the most profitable hand-held game ($400 Million in sales) before the GameBoy? 

…and a shocking cliff-hanger ending that will change everything!

ENHANCEMENTS:
Carl Eller and John Brodie TALKING FOOTBALL Commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdR1va-yTQQ 

All in the Family plays Kar-a-a-ate Men
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=v1ZUZR-x8UE&feature=youtu.be 

An introduction to Crispy Coated Robots: The only podcast that matters! 

That’s right, many podcasts are funny and engaging as they entertain, interview interesting guests, discuss vital current events, and ponder deep intellectual subjects… what none of them appear to care enough to do is SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE NUCLEAR WAR TO COME! But hosts Jim Kovacik & George Wright Padgett (and now Joseph Johnson as Nebulor) are up to the task. Every Tuesday they send information to the future about pop culture items of today and yesteryear in hopes of avoiding the ‘Big Glow.’ 

Listen in as they debate two unrelated Top 5 lists to insert into the time capsule container for the world to come. 

“It’s Mystery Science Theater 3000 meets David Letterman’s Top 10 lists delivered with an absurdist quality that Monty Python fans would find familiar.”

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Episode 199:   “So it all started when I ran over a Happy Meal toy in my car…” 

Jim, Joseph, and George offer the best musical duos and their Top 5 Personal Holiday Traditions. 

·        A Hall & Oates bass player sighting by the Stu. Co.

·        Is George a Closet Eggnog-ist?

·        Why did Henry Kissinger hat The Captain and Tennille?  

·        What is Joaquin Phoenix’s favorite movie

·        Which hit song began as a bank jingle?

·        Which podcast host’s spouse is a ‘White-est’?

·        The ‘Scrapbook Tree’

·        Joseph watched which Christmas classic 17 times one year? 

·        Which band was named after an Arthur Miller play?

·        “NO WAY OUT”

·        Who turned down a record deal because of a green sticker?

·        Santa fights with the Devil?

·        “We watch it for the racism.”

·        Alan Parson’s Prostate 

·        What record did first-grader Jim repeatedly play at his first DJ gig? 

Episode 198:   “I had all my hate ready to pour onto this movie.” 

Jim, Joseph, and George reveal their Top 4 movies of 2023 + one stinker. In a year that boasted the release of 180 full-length movies, which will make the cut 

·        Did DC Comics finally crack the code for their feature films?

·        A sequel to Napoleon Dynamite?  

·        Intermission controversy?

·         “Why are those dogs being so mean?”

·        What does Gandhi, Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang, and 2001: A Space Odyssey have in common?

·        Can people in Hollywood read?

·        Which movie was so bad that Joseph went out into the lobby restroom to text his brother his rage about it?

Episode 197:   “It’s like a wax museum with a pulse.”  

Jim, Joseph, and George tackle the Top 5 Guitar Solos of all-time while contemplating the best fictional restaurants in movies.

·        Kerri Russell turns pie into a Broadway play.

·        Why did Prince call Journey’s keyboardist?

·        Shenanigans’ floor plan and making desserts

·        The 3 versions of LET IT BE

·        A David Gilmour tug-of-war

·        Jennifer Aniston shows her flair finger.

·        Is the burger tainted or not?

·        Who was the only person to make money of the WALL tour in the 80s?

·        What is Joseph’s obsession with Rush’s  nine-minute instrumental LA VILLA STRANGIATO? 

Episode 196:   Guilty Pleasures IV: The Guiltiest!

Another installment of Jim, Joseph, and George baring their souls and revealing their guilty pleasure movies.

Episode 195:   “More blood, more nudity, more CGI-enhanced penises”  

For this episode the guys ‘battle it out’ in the debate arena for what is the Top 5 Gladiator stories in film and TV. Also considered is the best use of eyewear in film.

·        Michael Caine breaks out his old glasses from 1965.

·        Jim’s humiliating incident  with John Lennon spectacles

·        The gladiator story template

·        The symbolism of the Terminator’s shades

·        What is the ‘Godfather of Gladiator Flicks’?

·        “We didn't land on Lens Crafters. Lens Crafters was landed on us.”

·        Ridley Scott surprises everyone with a genre-revitalizing tale.

·        The time that Joseph hijacked Miss Mabry’s English class to teach ‘true’ Greek mythology.  

Episode 194:   “Wow! They have a hit song and they’re a cartoon!”

Jim, Joseph, and George discuss songs with food in the title and the Top 5 appearances of motorcycles in film.

·        Grunge piano and cornflakes  

·        At age 26, who was the first person to win an Oscar for a musical score?

·        Which quirky pop song inspired John Lennon to return to recording after a 5-year hiatus?

·        Which movie was banned in England for a decade and half for fear that it would embolden motorcycle gangs?

·        What does George consider the 80s version of the POPOCORN song?

·        What is the movie that Joseph considers to be the ‘Godfather of Anime”?

·        A fever dream of a starving Jimmy Buffett leads to a hit song