DeHuff Uncensored

There are way too many issues with airplanes as of late. Just this past week:

• Boeing says it can't find documents on the door plug that blew off mid-air on the Alaska Airlines.
• Alaska Airlines flight carrying pets arrives with cargo door open.
• Indonesian flight strays off course after both pilots fell asleep.
• United flight from San Francisco to Japan diverted after tire falls off during takeoff.

8% of Americans think they could win in a fight against a lion, an elephant, and a gorilla.

Update on a story from last week: Long Island vegan bakery under investigation for allegedly trying to pass off Dunkin’ doughnuts as its own.

Colorado Bureau of Investigation found Yvonne Woods manipulated data in hundreds of cases over decades

Mo Hasan had 17 career pass attempts and never made a start, but the former Vanderbilt quarterback said the Italian mob knew enough about him to offer $300,000 to fix college football games.

Some Chiefs, Dolphins fans who attended record-cold playoff game now need amputations.

Russell Wilson is headed to the Steelers - Is the Russ deal the worst deal in Broncos history?

A Long Island vegan bakery is being accused of reselling Dunkin’ Donuts.

Want to break a Guinness World Record? A St. Louis museum is getting 314 people together to put underwear on their head to break one.

UPDATE  - Iditarod musher in Alaska received a time penalty for not properly gutting moose he killed during the race.

RAPID FIRE:

I potty-trained my pet pigeon — now I treat her to NYC's finest restaurants, cool parties and Uber rides.

I'm trying to lose 5 lbs — by eating spoonfuls of sugar, drinking 5 sodas a day.

Millennials are obsessed with expensive destination weddings — and it's costing them friendships.

Canadian 'influencer dog' travels the world, lives luxurious life with 75-piece wardrobe worth $2,500

MAILBAG:

Did the Denver Broncos use Russell Wilson as a scapegoat? The Broncos also just cut Justin Simmons. Who’s next to get cut? And does Broncos Country trust George Paton and Sean Payton?

In Anchorage, Alaska a veteran musher had to kill and gut a moose after it injured his dog shortly after the start of this year’s Iditarod. Dallas Seavey had to do the deed after the moose got tangled up with his sled and dogs.
Middle school principal in Japan was fired after stealing 47 cents worth of coffee. Now, he won’t receive his $133,000 pension. Who is right and wrong in this situation?
The new A’s $1.5 Billion stadium renderings look exactly like the Sydney Opera House in Australia!
Speaking of Australia, a Queensland high school teachers’ explicit photo calendar has been leaked, and people are freaking out.
Some of the creepy Hugh Hefner - Playboy mansion items are being sold off.
The truth about the Roadrunner and Coyote.

When Facebook and Instagram crashed, the world stopped, forcing employees to actually work and interact with people. It was chaos.
Pittsburgh area naturalists are hosting another Balls Out bowling event, where you can bowl in the nude. Cowboy DeHuff endorsed the event. But there is room for caution.
A pilot had a passenger going into labor, and he helped deliver the baby… while his copilot flew the plane.
A story came out of a man who got trapped in a plane bathroom, and the pilot came to his rescue and helped break the door down.
A man was staying at the Venetian in Las Vegas back in December, when he was stung in his testicles by a scorpion.
A University of Cambridge academic who was trapped in the bathroom of a medieval tower for seven hours said she took inspiration from MacGyver to make her escape.
Also, MacGruber with Will Forte is an under-appreciated comedy, that also stars Val Kilmer.

The Philadelphia Phillies had to get rid of $1 hotdogs due to wiener fights in the stands.
Movie merch is getting very popular. Whether if its the dirty looking Dune bucket or the ghost trap popcorn holder for Ghostbusters, some items are really cool.
A potential helium reservoir was discovered in Minnesota, and it reminds me that we should stop using the limited gas for dumb stuff. Talking to you, birthday parties.
And the Denver Broncos and Russell Wilson are preparing to part ways. So, who will be the next Broncos QB?

An influencer named kiaraakitty - Cheng Wing Yee, is selling her farts in a jar. Just like Stephanie Matto did a few years ago.
A 26 year old Indian man ate 39 coins, 37 magnets because he thought zinc helps in bodybuilding.
The billionaire boss of a South Korean construction company Booyoung Group is encouraging his workers to have children with a $75,000 bonus.

That Can't Be Right:
Woman is allergic to semen.
Salon prompts customers to give 90% tip on walk-in haircuts.
Someone asked - Was I wrong to not give up my airport seat for a person in a wheelchair?

And Henry Cavill will be playing a MacLeod in Highlander - but which one?

After I ate one of my daughters Dorito's, she told me she had licked the entire thing... for security reasons.
The queen of country music, Dolly Parton, endorsed Beyonce and her new single, Texas Hold 'Em, as well as her upcoming album. So many musicians cross-over to other genres: Taylor Swift, Darius Rucker, Garth Brooks, and more!
Someone removed an Arvada, Colorado couple's tree without anybody knowing.
A few commercial airliners broke the speed of sound due to a rare weather pattern.
A suspicious balloon was spotted over Colorado and Utah, and fighter jets had to investigate - again.
Teen suspended from $20,000-a-year school after soaking a group with milk during boat ride. Now, the teen is mad because he got in trouble.
Should fans be able to storm the Court or field after a big win? A Duke player was hurt the other day after a fan ran into them.
DON'T YUCK MY YUM! - What's something you enjoy but others can't stand?

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I spoke with former Denver Broncos, New York Jets, and Houston Texans defensive back - Nick Ferguson.
Nick spoke about his love of fashion, and how he could save me from looking not fashionable.

Plus, he talked about a great way to educate kids on the dangers of drug use. More info at www.drugfreeworld.org/mf