Devil Musings

Duke takes on the LaSalle Exploders in game two of the Blue Devil Classic.  Tyrese "Kanga" Proctor led the onslaught with Kyle Filipowski and Sean "SeeSaw" Stewart pitching in ably.

The Duke Blue Devils welcomed the ungrateful Arizona Wildcats and their annoying fan base to sully the mecca of the sports world - Cameron Indoor Stadium.  Caleb Love earns even more hatred for his post game tongue wagging.

Learning experience?  Yeah, okay.

Devils Put the Chainsaw to the Big Green in their season debut.  Dartmouth gets stories to tell their grandchildren in 40 years.

Devils cap off an otherwise magnificently successful season with a heart breaking loss to the Tennessee Voluntears, a bullying brutal squad who advances to the sweet sixteen.

Duke cruelly dispatches the ORU Golden Dodo Birds in Orlando, using a strategy of overwhelming offensive and defensive ass whoop

Jon Scheyer's innaugural season is capped off (so far) with an ACC Tournament Championship, Duke's 22nd so far.  It was an ugly game, but Duke held UVa to a pathetic 34% shooting, to avenge the referee awarded win in Charlottesville.  Kyle Filipowski showed his greatness and the universe has now been righted.

Devils avenge their humiliating loss in Coral Gables by playing tough as nails and taking advantage of the unfortunate injury to Cant's star forward Norchard Omier, which figures into the conspiracy woven by Cant's crybabies who claim it was referee bias and something about area 51, the Illuminati and the Grassy Knoll.

Devils make a statement in taking whatever hopes the Pittsburgh Panters harbored, stuffing them into a tiny container, soaking that container in gasoline, setting fire to it, then feeding the ashes to an actual panther at the Pittsburgh zoo.

Duke demolishes UNC's hopes for a meaningful post-season afterlife, by holding tough at crunch time on senior night, in the Dean Dome.

for Duke, double bye. For the Tarholes, bye bye.

Devil Wreak Vengeance on NCSU who laid an old fashioned ass whooping on the Devils in their previous meeting.  Baby Coach is undefeated at home in his virgin season.  Woot!

Duke Blue Devils take on hostile forces of Virginia Tech and an officiating cabal, hellbent on ensuring an unjust upset by the Turkey Castrata.  This just pisses Duke off, who then enacts revenge on the bad guys.

Blue Devils toy a bit with 4-23 Louisville's basketball "program," but utlimately put them away with strong Dee and some harsh offense.

Blue Devls hold off a desperate but feisty Notre Dame squad with Coach K and the Dutchess in attendance, giving Mike Brey his final Cameron ass whooping.

In the most hideous injustice in the history of humankind,  UVa is awarded a undeserved second chance against Duke, not through nefariousness, but rather, through professional incompetence.

Shame.