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    Ditka, Sausage, & Fantasy Sports

    Razzball's own B_Don and Donkey Teeth bring you player profiles, news, pickups, and more from around baseball and football. Who wins a fight between Ditka and a hurricane, but the hurricane's name is hurricane Ditka?

    If you have any questions or comments, you can reach the show at ditkasausagepod@gmail.com, or on Twitter @DitkaSausagePod or @DonkeyTeeth87.
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    Episodes (82)

    Football Podcast - The Hockenson's Gonna Rise

    Football Podcast - The Hockenson's Gonna Rise
    On this week's football show, Donkey Teeth and B_Don discuss their RazzBowl drafts off the top before diving into their rookie tight end profiles. The guys agree on the two exciting young Iowa tight ends as their top two in this class, but the agreements are short lived.

    B_Don explains what he loves about both former San Diego State rookies, Josh Oliver and Kahale Warring aka future Gronk according to B_Don. And Donkey Teeth makes his case for the Vikings second round pick Irv Smith Jr. Other rookie tight ends discussed include Jace Sternberger, Drew Sample, Dawson Knox, Trevon Wesco, Foster Moreau, and Alize Mack.

    Then Ditka dudes each share their favorite of the undrafted rookies: Indy WR Jonathan Duhart for B_Don and Tampa RB Bruce Anderson for DT. And for dessert, the sausage fest is topped off with a top 25 dynasty rookie list from each of the co-hosts. Eat up!

    Baseball Podcast - Do You Have The Prospect Itch

    Baseball Podcast - Do You Have The Prospect Itch
    Only hours after the MLB trade deadline, Donkey Teeth and B_Don are joined by Razzball's new head prospect writer The Itch (starting Sept 1st). The gang breaks down the fantasy implications of the most impactful deadline deals including the Bauer, Greinke, Stroman, Castellanos, and Gallen trades. Guest Itch also gives his thoughts on the most relevant of the prospects involved in each deal.

    Then B_Don and Donk grill Prospector Itch on the early edition of his late season top 100 prospects list. The youngsters discussed include Luis Robert, Jo Adell, Bo Bichette, Kristian Robinson, Marco Luciano, Gavin Lux, Josh VanMeter, CJ Abrams, George Valera and Tommy Edman. 


    Finally, The Itch proclaims one of his favorite prospects Trent Grisham aka The Reckoning, "Should be in the majors right now". Just minutes after the show recording is complete, Trent Grisham is called up by the Brew Crew! Get your lotion out, The Itch is here to stay!

    Football Podcast - SFB and Rookie Rankings with Ryan McDowell of DLF

    Football Podcast - SFB and Rookie Rankings with Ryan McDowell of DLF
    Donkey Teeth and B_Don are joined by a special guest on this week's podcast, Ryan McDowell of Dynasty League Football and Rotoworld.

    While B_Don fights technical difficulties, DT and Ryan discuss the Scott Fish Bowl draft and some situations including the NE and SF running back situations and expectations for top tight ends this season. Once the whole crew is together, the guys look at B_Don's approach to super flex/OP drafting and then get into some rookie rankings with the dynasty guru.


    During the show, we talk about some ranking differences between the 3 of us including Darrell Henderson, Hakeem Butler, and what to do with rookie TEs for this season and going forward. Get you fill of Ditka, Sausage, and Fantasy Sports right here. 

    There's so much smoke when Ditka smokes stogies because Ditka's 'stache smokes its own cigar.  Ditka did attack Area 51. Lastly, Sweetness, Walter Payton would've turned 65 on 7/25/19. In honor of his greatness as the best RB of all time (don't @ me).

    Baseball Podcast - Grey Finds Drying Starfish in Portland

    Baseball Podcast - Grey Finds Drying Starfish in Portland
    The Fantasy Master Lothario joins the Ditka Boys again on this week's baseball podcast. They discuss Grey's industry leagues for way too long before diving into some real baseball talk about 2nd half rankings. Grey discusses his process in compiling his preseason rankings compared to his 2nd half top 100 and then Donkey Teeth grills him on ranking of Vlad Jr (#71). 

    After some discussion about mid-season fantasy baseball trading, the guys chat about Donkey Teeth's ranking of Trevor Bauer in his most recent Top 100 Starting Pitchers post. And finally Grey really begins to sweat when German Marquez's name is brought up. Find out what Grey, B_Don, and Donkey Teeth expect from Marquez moving forward, and don't miss out on the big announcement from the football side!Â

    Football Podcast - Rookie Wide Receivers Pt. 2, Hakeem the Dream

    Football Podcast - Rookie Wide Receivers Pt. 2, Hakeem the Dream
    A lot has happened since B_Don and Donkey Teeth were last on the air talking Rookie Wide Receivers Part 1. Zeke Elliot was allegedly a victim of extortion, Melvin Gordon is threatening to hold out, and Richie Incognito was suspended for trying to cut his dead father's head off. Just another normal week in the NFL!

    On this week's episode, the guys discuss all of the wide receivers drafted in rounds 3 thru 6 of the 2019 NFL Draft. They go in depth profiling Diontae Johnson, Jalen Hurd, Terry McLaurin, Miles Boykin, and Hakeem Butler. These in depth profiles are followed by more quick hitting profiles on Gary Jennings Jr, Riley Ridley of Da Bears, Hunter Renfrow, Darius Slayton, KeeSean Johnson, Travis Fulgham, Juwann Winfree, Marcus Green, Kelvin Harmon, and Scott Miller.

    There's a ton of valuable information jam packed into this episode to help you dominate your dynasty rookie drafts. And if you make it to the back end of the show, there just might be a surprise announcement and opportunity waiting for you. Grab your sausage and get ready for some football!

    Baseball Podcast - Captain Jack Sets Sail on the 2nd Half

    Baseball Podcast - Captain Jack Sets Sail on the 2nd Half
    Back from break, B_Don and Donkey grab their sausages and dig right in on some genius all-star break ideas. For profiles this week, the guys look at 2018 vs 2019 for two under-performing starting pitchers: Jack Flaherty & Zack Wheeler.


    The Ditka dudes profiled Flaherty on a podcast last season if you're looking for a more in detailed description of his offerings, demeanor, and more. For this show, Donkey Teeth explains what he thinks went on with Flaherty in the first half and why the Cardinals' youngster is his favorite buy-low pitcher for the second half. Then, B_Don breaks down Wheeler's repertoire and looks into the numbers from his 2019 first half compared to his dominant second half last year. Should you be buying Zack Wheeler also? Find out now on the one and only Fantasy Sausage Podcast. 


    The Sausage Bros also run through some quick pick up recommendations to round out the show. Taste that sausage.

    Baseball Podcast - Get Alzolay'd

    Baseball Podcast - Get Alzolay'd
    B_Don and Donkey are back at it this week profiling two more young ball tossers. But first DT has a few words for B_Don regarding some of his pickup recommendations on the Razzball Podcast earlier this week.

    Donkey then digs in on his profile of exciting Cubs prospect Adbert Alzolay, who features two impressive off speed pitches. The guys speculate that a longer-term opening may arise in the Chicago rotation for Alzolay; since recording Cole Hamels has hit the IL, so be sure Alzolay is owned in all leagues.


    For his profile B_Don breaks down Marlins youngster Jordan Yamamoto, who has burst onto the scene with three very solid outings. The show is topped off with some rapid fire pickup suggestions: B_Don loves Ian Kinsler and Mike Fiers. Sausage, sausage, get your sausage here!

    Football Podcast - Rookie Wide Receivers Pt. 1 - What Can Brown Do For You

    Football Podcast - Rookie Wide Receivers Pt. 1 - What Can Brown Do For You
    B_Don and Donk Teeth are back talking football and sausage on the Ditka Pod this week. Digging in on the 2019 rookie wide receiver class, the sausage stuffers profile each of the wide outs taken in the first two rounds of this year's NFL draft. It's a deep class with lots of speed and deep threats.

    Marquise "Hollywood" Brown was the first WR off the board this year, mainly because he's Antonio Brown's cousin...and he's good at football too. N'Keal Harry was the only other receiver taken in the first round of the NFL draft, but the second round saw a whopping seven receivers go off the board: Deebo Samuel, A.J. Brown, Mecole Hardman, JJ Arcega-Whiteside, Parris Campbell, Andy Isabella, and D.K. Metcalf. Find out which of these studs to target in your dynasty rookie drafts, who has the most redraft potential, and who to invite over to your house for stimulating conversation over a juicy bratwurst.

    Baseball Podcast - Ran to the Store for a Gallen of Sexy

    Baseball Podcast - Ran to the Store for a Gallen of Sexy
    On this week's Sausage Fest, B_Don and DT discuss the call up of top pitching prospect Zac Gallen off the top. DT then profiles another young Marlins arm in Elieser Hernandez, which leads to a bit of disagreement between the hosts regarding Elieser's current fantasy value and future outlook.

    B_Don later delves in on his profile of Astros starter Framber Valdez. The fellas are mostly in agreement on Framber's upside as well as some risks involved with owing the lefty. The Ditka Crew stuffs the sausage to the brim down to the last minute with a flurry of rapid fire pick up options. Touch and squeeze the sausage today!

    Football Podcast - Rookie RBs Pt. 2 - A Call for Justice

    Football Podcast - Rookie RBs Pt. 2 - A Call for Justice
    Back for a second week talking rookie running backs, B_Don and Donkey Teeth roll through the rest of the 2019 RB class. The guys both have rose colored glasses for Justice Hill in Baltimore; they also dig deep on boom or bust candidate Bryce Love in Washington and Bowling Ball Benny Snell in Pittsburgh.

    Later in the show B_Don highlights a few of his favorite deep targets from this class in Ty Johnson, Travis Homer, and Miles Gaskin while DT expresses some strong feelings for late rounders Darwin Thompson and Rodney Anderson. Other under the radar names featured on this episode of The Sausage Fest include Tony Pollard, Ryquell Armstead, Trayveon Williams, Dexter Williams, Jordan Scarlett, Kerry Whyte, Mike Weber, Qadree Ollison, and Bruce Anderson. We're giving away our football summer sausage, come and get it!

    Baseball Podcast - Grey Makes Large Deposits at the Sperm Bank

    Baseball Podcast - Grey Makes Large Deposits at the Sperm Bank
    B_Don and Donkey Teeth are joined once again by the Fantasy Master Lothario on this week's special guest edition of the Ditka, Sausage, and Fantasy Sports Podcast about Baseball. As a warm up, Grey ejaculates stories of his many, many, MANY visits to the sperm repository. Once the guys finally pry Albright's mind away from Porn Hub, they get to discussing their level of belief in some of this year's mid-season breakout players. 



    As late June approaches, find out to what degree you should trust hot hitting Eduardo Escobar, Josh Bell, Rafael Devers, Edwin Encarnacion, and Hunter Pence. The Ditka Dudes featuring Albright also chat about a couple of the hottest arms in the game: post hype breakout, Lucas Giolito, and surprise ace, Jake Odorizzi. Grab a cup, some lotion, and your favorite nudie magazine; we're heading straight to the bank!

    Football Podcast- Rookie RBs - Da Bears Go Full Monty!!

    Football Podcast- Rookie RBs - Da Bears Go Full Monty!!
    Our sausages are half staff for this year's rookie running back class, but don't worry, there's a few youngsters that can still help get your blood flowing. Tune in as we give an in depth breakdown of every running back selected in the 1st three rounds of the 2019 NFL Draft.

    We'll tell you everything you need to know about Josh Jacobs, Miles Sanders, Darrell Henderson, David Montgomery, Devin Singletary, Damien Harris, and Alexander Mattison. And find out which of these RBs might be able to give consensus the #1, Josh Jacobs, a run for his money in 2019 fantasy value. Scratch that June football Itch with the Ditka Dudes today.

    Baseball Podcast - Lick My Plesac

    Baseball Podcast - Lick My Plesac
    The Donk and Don are back talking sausage and baseball again this week. Off the top they discuss the fresh signing of Craig Kimbrel with the Chubbies along with B_Don's recent trade of Kimbrel for Noah Syndergaard in the RCL Perts League. How much risk is there with Kimbrel after missing the first 10 weeks of the season? The guys also discuss whether there's reason for concern with Chris Paddack and Trevor Bauer moving forward.

    In the profiles segment, DT breaks down rookie unknown Zach Plesac while B_Don takes a close look at Nicky Pee-pants Pivetta. There's a lot to like about both of these youngsters, but one of them provides a decidedly higher floor; find out which!

    The show is rounded out with some rapid fire pick ups for 10-12 team leagues as well as deeper formats, including Jay Bruce, Garrett Cooper, Ramon Laureano, Bryan Reynolds, Alex Reyes, Scott Kingery, Luis Urias, Jon Duplantier, Trevor Richards, Willy Adames and many more. This June sausage is extra plump, put some in your mouth and ears now!

    Football Podcast - Rookie QBs - Kyler Handles All Types of Balls

    Football Podcast - Rookie QBs - Kyler Handles All Types of Balls
    It's the return of the Ditka, Sausage, and Fantasy Sports Podcast about Football! Start you prep for dynasty rookie drafts with Donkey Teeth and B_Don as they break down the entire rookie QB class on this week's show.

    The big debate with this year's class is two sport star Kyler Murray vs. one sport stud Dwayne Haskins. Find out which of these talented youngsters is the better fantasy football bet for the 2019 season and beyond. The guys also breakdown Daniel Jones, Drew Lock, Will Grier, Ryan Finley, Jarrett Stidham, and several other dark horse QBs. Don't wait, dive back into fantasy football with the Ditka Crew today!

    Baseball Podcast - Griffin Canning Can

    Baseball Podcast - Griffin Canning Can
    Polish, Italian, Kielbasa, Chorizo: there's a vast array of exquisite sausages to be discussed on the world's foremost fantasy sausage podcast. Instead, B_Don and Donkey chat about baseball on this week's show. DT shares one of his better terrible ideas for speeding up pace of play before the guys grind in on two rookie pitcher profiles.

    The impressive, and always entertaining, Griffin Canning along with the rather disappointing Corbin Martin, headline this week's show. Is Canning for real? Is it worth buying low on Martin? Did Grey feed Donkey Teeth today? Tune in and find out the answers to all these pressing questions as well as some hot names who might be worth picking up in your league. And don't forget to try the cocktail weenies.

    Baseball Podcast - Down to Clown in Nashtown

    Baseball Podcast - Down to Clown in Nashtown
    This week on the one and only Fantasy Sausage Pod about Baseball, Donkey Teeth travels to Nashville and catches a Triple-A game while B_Don takes in a Twins/Mariners showdown in the Emerald City. The guys discuss some of the stand outs from both of these games: Donkey Teeth shares some thoughts on Genesis Cabrera, Adolis Garcia, Hunter Cole, Eli White, and Lane Thomas while B_Don regales the audience with tales of Byron Buxton's moonshot grand slam and the grand slam breakfast Miguel Sano ate in at Denny's.

    The Sausage Lover's also tease next week's featured profiles of exciting rookie pitchers, Griffin Canning and Corbin Martin. The show is rounded out as usual with some pick up recommendations as B_Don and Donkey share their thoughts on Brendan Rodgers, Cavan Biggio, Kevin Cron, Josh Naylor, Kyle Tucker, Yordan Alvarez, plus the state of the Rangers, Rockies and Braves bullpens. Grab a wiener and tune in!
    This week on the one and only Fantasy Sausage Pod about Baseball, Donkey Teeth travels to Nashville and catches a Triple-A game while B_Don takes in a Twins/Mariners showdown in the Emerald City. The guys discuss some of the stand outs from both of these games: Donkey Teeth shares some thoughts on Genesis Cabrera, Adolis Garcia, Hunter Cole, Eli White, and Lane Thomas while B_Don regales the audience with tales of Byron Buxton's moonshot grand slam and the grand slam breakfast Miguel Sano ate in at Denny's.

    The Sausage Lover's also tease next week's featured profiles of exciting rookie pitchers, Griffin Canning and Corbin Martin. The show is rounded out as usual with some pick up recommendations as B_Don and Donkey share their thoughts on Brendan Rodgers, Cavan Biggio, Kevin Cron, Josh Naylor, Kyle Tucker, Yordan Alvarez, plus the state of the Rangers, Rockies and Braves bullpens. Grab a wiener and tune in!

    Baseball Podcast - New Prospects, Old Prospects, and No Dating Prospects

    Baseball Podcast - New Prospects, Old Prospects, and No Dating Prospects
    B_Don returns triumphantly from Puerto Rico, just in time for a flurry of prospect calls ups. The sausage lovers kick the show off by going over each of the recent promotions, giving their thoughts on Keston Hiura, Austin Riley, Oscar Mercado, Willie Calhoun, Nicky Lopez, Corbin Martin, and several others.During the profiles segment, Donkey Teeth breaks down post-hype breakout candidate Lucas Giolito, while B_Don shares his thoughts on rookie stud Mike Soroka. Find out what to expect from each of these youngsters moving forward and how you should be valuing each in the fantasy game. The sausage fest is topped off with some Dijon mustard and a flurry of pick up recommendations. Grab a wiener and get comfy, summer is coming!