Dystopian Simulation Radio

Cloven footprints are found in England, weaving their way over long distances, through fields and...up drainpipes? What manner of beast left these prints and why might it be SATAN HIMSELF? Not to be dramatic or anything...

Join Linz and Chris as they follow the prints to find out the true cause of this yee old mystery and encounter some Kangaroos along the way...what?

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Hey everyone; sorry we've had some major family things happen since the last episode. We will be back very soon. Please enjoy this classic episode from the archives to tide you over, and remember...the mic quality here shows exactly why the patreon is so important for upgrades to equipment lol.

"An alien encounter, men in black, hypnotic regression and displaced time. All things associated with the Yorkshire Moors…obviously. Join Linz and Chris as they search the hills for evidence surrounding a reported actual photograph of a little green man."

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Slick back your hair and pull on your spangled jumpsuit, it's time to investigate the King...and what really happened to him? Did Elvis really leave us on the 16th of August 1977...or was he actually secretly still alive? He has been spotted countless times since then, there has to be fire to this gyrating smoke right?

Join Linz and Chris as they turn the spotlight on onto one of the biggest and most enduring conspiracies of the 20th century. Will we find Elvis, hiding away in plain sight...or is the King of Rock and Roll really dead?

Thank you, thank you very much! 

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The Stargate Project was a top secret US project into psychic abilities and, specifically, remote viewing. Perhaps the projects most famous creation was one Uri Gellar, who went on to have quite the career as a TV and celebrity psychic...and Michael Jackson's friend.

Join Linz and Chris as they open their third eyes (ew) and explore the mysterious world of remote viewing and thee power to bend as many spoons as you need to build a throne. What will they find, and will they be convinced?

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A man goes to hunt Elk, but the hunter becomes hunted as he is snared by Ausso-one. Never fear, the entity is largely friendly, but Carl Higdon didn't expect to end up in an alternate dimension and getting a guided tour of a space tower. Hey ho.

Join Linz and Chris as they dimension jump to find out the TRUTH about what happened to one Carl Higdon and just what Ausso-one actually was. Strap in guys and gals, this one's going to be a bumpy ride.

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It's back, the biggest event of the season. It's the DSR Paranormal Christmas Quiz with your host, Septembryo! 

Will Chris regain his crown as the champion of Christmas or will Linz usurp and claim the title? Join us on this festive edition of DSR! Merry whatever you celebrate and we can't wait for you to see what we have in store in 2024! 

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I'M AN ORNITHOLOGIST! GET ME OUT OF HERE! 
This was no bush tucker trial for Juliane Koepcke when she was thrown from her airplane seat and awoke deep in the Amazon rainforest. But how did she get there? How would she survive? And why were stingrays her biggest threat?

Join Linz and Chris as they cut through the vines to reveal the truth about one girls treacherous trip from air to land, through the jungle and eventually...home? Or what's left of it.

String ray video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtKj5yGJbO4

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For over 20 years the CIA conducted domestic experiments with a cocktail of drugs and other methods to develop a truth serum...but why stop there... also to develop a way to control another person's mind. Even more unbelievable, is this is 100% true.

Join Linz and Chris as they double drop & dive into the world of secret government mind control projects and even more top secret experiments with Elephants.

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A woman appears in your house, claiming to be a princess from a far off land...or at least you think that is what she is saying because you don't share the same mother tongue. What would you do? 

Join Linz and Chris as they search high society for the strange case of Princess Caraboo. Where did she come from? What does she want? Who will survive....and what will be left of them?

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Vampires need no introduction, the legendary blood suckers are known around the world...but how real are they? Have there been any real cases? How does one stop Dracula in his tracks...find out all the answers and more in this episode! 

So join Linz and Chris on this special HALLOWEEN edition of DS Radio as they invite the vampire in and count all the ways that we can combat a vampire attack.

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An unsuspecting council house becomes the epicentre of the UK's most infamous haunting. Banging, thumping, levitation and one girl with a very deep voice, this case has got it all!

Join Linz and Chris as the commune to the other side to get answers about The Enfield Poltergeist, what was really going here? Was the house really possessed by the (mean) spirit of a former resident...or was it all the doings of a member of the household?

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Here come the men in black... mysterious folk tasked with keeping evidence of UFOs suppressed...who or what are they? Who do they work for and whose side are they on?

Join Linz and Chris as they keep Will Smith's wife's name out of their f'n mouths and open the book on the MiB. There is even COMPELLING footage sure to make Linz eat her hat.

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Cups filled with water, shadows in the shape of Homer Simpson and air bnb opportunities all lie within the ghostly world of 30 East Dr, Pontefract WF8 2AN. 

Join Linz and Chris as they shiver, flashlights in hand, like Luigi exploring this haunted semi detached house on an otherwise quiet estate. What horrors will be uncovered? What terrors will be exposed? And what tripadvisor rating does it have?

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"What goes up, must come down" - Macho Man Randy Savage.
After rising to the very top of celebrity during the 80's, Terry 'Hulk Hogan' Bollea was facing a new landscape of wrestling, a movie career going nowhere, his hands tied up in pasta, lawsuits, reality TV, car crashes and sex tapes...and that's just the start of it.

Join Linz and Chris for PART 2 of the Hulk Hogan saga as they rip open their shirts dramatically and scrape off the spray paint to reveal the truth about Hollywood Hulk Hogan's colossal fall from grace.

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The most mysterious case, we can't even tell you what this one is about (but get your minds out of the gutter). Join Linz and special guest SEPTEMBRYO in this summer spectacular.

Chris will be back next time when he has been released from the big blue cage of Hulk Hogan research,

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WELL LISTEN UP HULKAMANIACS. DSR ARE FINALLY OPENING UP THE FILE ON THE PHENOMENON CALLED HULKAMANIA BROTHER! 

Join Linz and Chris as they oil their muscles and grapple with the giant personality of Hulk Hogan and his many many half truths. Saddle up as we explore backstabbing, bone breaking, litigation and steroids...and this is only the rise! 

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You've heard of the Bermuda triangle, not prepare yourself for the Welsh triangle. A series of over 100 events during the 1970s where the locals were plagued by UFO sightings and even alien spottings. Rather odd for an area with more sheep than people...

Join Linz and Chris as they unearth the truth behind this case and find out why we might need to blame the USA for the whole thing... 

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"I know I left Atlantis somewhere around here" - Poseidon

The lost city of Atlantis is...well...lost. So let's find it! There are hundreds of claims of the location worldwide be we are going to whittle them down and discover the most likely candidate! At least one involves aliens too...don't worry guys.

Join Linz and Chris as they dredge the depths of the ocean to locate the lost city of Atlantis including a side quest with a very horny Greek god.

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Ya'll ever got drunk, picked up some Swedish babes in your pickup truck, chowed down on some sausage and been attacked by some almonds from outer space? Then you ain't lived boi!

Join Linz and Chris as they try to crack this nut of a case. Remember it's not what you know is the truth, it's what you believe is the truth...

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Up, up and away! Richard Heene's grand invention took flight and rose high into the sky...if only his youngest son hadn't been swept up in the launch. The scramble was one, cross state, to locate the 'UFO', shut down air traffic and find that boy in the balloon! 

Join Linz and Chris as they observe the wind patterns in search of one very lost boy, his nutty professor father and a very janky 'UFO'. This is too crazy a story to believe...right?

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