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Doug breaks down and finds all the joy from the wonder that is the Star Wars Christmas Special. He also discusses breakfast foods, Ed starring Matt LeBlanc and a chimpanzee, ring cameras, and more. Oh, and he peed his pants recently.

Doug ranks the top ten weirdest cartoons from the 80s.  He is dumbstruck by how insane some of the content is that he digested as a kid. He also talks about what life would have been like had he become best friends with Tony Romo in the year 2020. He also discusses his wife raising butterflies, how cool Road House is (as usual), and has a big announcement.

Doug gets too high and watches G.I. Joe and has no idea what is going on. He can't seem to make any sense of the cartoon in that state. He also explains why funerals suck and ruins butterflies for you.

Doug takes a very serious and in-depth look at the not-so-classic film, Fart: The Movie. Yes, this is a real film.  He also discusses his recent onstage incident involving a certain vegetable and is very excited that he finally watched the film, 3000 Miles To Graceland.

Doug catches the audience up with his move and some various, random thoughts such as why he thinks poetry at weddings is dumb and what he wants to see on The Bachelorette.  He also shares a ridiculous story involving an epic fart.

Doug is on the move and talks about a recent fire, shit selfies, and a buddy in a tricky bathroom situation. Despite being pretty isolated the last year, Doug ranks his top 10 most embarrassing moments that happened IN quarantine.

Doug shares a couple stories about how he was tricked by Elon Musk as well as a recent mushroom trip story. He also ranks the top ten best bad films he watched in the pandemic.

Doug opens up about a particularly embarrassing phase he went through that involves ridiculous outfits, fight clubbing, and obstruction of railroad property.  He also talks about Santa Fe wildlife and offers up a wonderful prank anyone can use.

Doug ranks the 10 lamest superheroes/villains of all time.  Learning about these characters is mind-blowing.  Extradimensional clowns, superhero truckers, ice cream bodies--weird stuff.  He also opens up about some foodie pics and shares a story about how he learned that you should never try to be Patrick Swayze. 

Doug reflects on the past year and all the insanity that came with it.  He shares embarrassing stories along the way and gets high to watch an episode of the original He-Man series.  He also reads another one of his short stories and shares a bizarre tale involving cocaine and wolves.

Doug takes a close look at the greatest year for film EVER: 1989. He assigns different rankings for all the amazing films of that year as he weaves through stories related to them.  He also shares another embarrassing quarantine story and explains the weirdest spreadsheet ever. This one has it all: Batman, Road House, Eric Roberts, UFOs, sharts, and Danzig.

Doug takes a deep, historic look at ancient Japanese fart battles. This is a real thing, by the way. It's real and he talks about it.  He also shares an embarrassing quarantine story. 

Doug discusses everything from chopping wood to Zubaz to almost getting stabbed to his recent UFO sighting and ghost encounter. He also opens up about how bad he feels for ruining part of his wife's birthday.  And, he shares a story about outbullying a bully.

Doug discusses his recent psychedelic journey involving Alf, freaking out, and a terrible movie called The Big Blue. He also shares his famous potato salad story admits to being in an embarrassing fantasy league, and reveals how he recently embarrassed himself in front of a stranger in quarantine.

Doug has never seen Queen's Gambit but takes a guess at what the show is about and even goes into full detail as to what he thinks the pilot episode is.  Is he close? Probably not. He also discusses his legacy, Los Angeles crimes vs Santa Fe crimes, shares a couple new jokes, and music made by The Octopus Project from his dog's energy. You read that last part right.

Doug catches the audience up on his quarantine madness.  He also shares what he feels is the greatest food known to man and gives the film Super 8 a new ending.

Doug fills you in with how he's been battling boredom in quarantine. This includes his recent marathon watching of every Michael Myers Halloween movie. He also shares another ridiculous short story involving an alien.

Doug shares some recent stories in quarantine.  They're all pretty embarrassing as usual.  

Doug shares what he really thinks of hummingbirds and gives a quarantine update. He also shares a few goofy short stories. One involves a superhero and some issues he's having while mid-battle and the others involve corn and ghosts.

Doug takes the audience on a real fart safari as he reads and breaks down a book called "Farts In The Wild." As he reads along he shares a few stories, discusses his recent obsession with old Schwarzenegger movies, and drops a quarantine tip.