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    Evaludate

    Evaludate is a podcast about examining straight dating sims from a gay perspective. Co--hosted by Air (https://twitter.com/dragonomatopoei) and Madelyn (https://twitter.com/daingertmadelyn). Follow Us: https://twitter.com/evaludatepod
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    Episodes (99)

    The Devil Is Real (Tyril I Lister of even if Tempest, Part 1)

    The Devil Is Real (Tyril I Lister of even if Tempest, Part 1)

    On today's TWO HOUR EVALUDATE SPECIAL, we're getting into the real-world history of witch hunting and witch trials around Europe and North America, Madelyn insists that everyone else insisting that she would like Tyril is still wrong, and being a murder suspect is boring now--it's time to get deputized.

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    Content Warnings:

    • Discussion of antisemitism and islamophobia: 13:23 - 14:45, 54:28 - 54:55
    • Sexual Assault: 25:17 - 25:59
    • Emetophobia: 1:06:08 - 1:07:31
    • CSA: 1:16:50 - 1:17:20
    • Suicide: 1:16:50 - 1:17:20
    • Incest: 1:30:43 - 1:31:05, 1:34:04 - 1:34:16

    Corrections, Notes, and Sources: 

    Air misspoke when saying Pope John XXII’s declaration of witchcraft as heresy in 1320 took the form of a papal bull. Though the pope eventually described witchcraft and announced that anyone who engaged with it would be excommunicated in his 1336 papal bull Super illius specula, his initial 1320 judgment was outlined in Cardinal William of Santa Sabina’s “Letter of 22 August 1320, to Inquisitors of Carcassone and Toulouse”

    In the episode, Air stated that Matthew Hopkins charged around £20 per town, in reference to how much he was reported to have charged the town of Stowmarket in A.G. Hollingsworth’s History of Stowmarket (1844). According to the records, he charged £23 plus traveling expenses. Hopkins himself, however,  stated that he only took “twenty shillings a town” (A History of Witchcraft In England from 1558 to 1718)

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    27 Year-Old Minor (Full Circle and Auld Lang Syne routes of Bustafellows)

    27 Year-Old Minor (Full Circle and Auld Lang Syne routes of Bustafellows)

    Today on Evaludate: The twist is shocking because you didn't build to the twist;
    Bustafellows continues to tangle with subject matter it refuses to treat with respect; and Air and Madelyn once again encourage patricide.

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    Content Warnings:

    The Auld Lang Syne segment of this episode discusses rape and incest to an extent that it may be advisable to skip the section if either subject is triggering to you. We have time-stamped specific mentions, but the story we are discussing deeply involves these subjects and so the majority of the discussion revolves around this.

    • Incest: 48:59 - 49:06, 56:05 - 56:17, 59:34 - 59:56, 1:03:34 - 1:03:42, 1:08:38 - 1:08:52, 1:11:24 - 1:12:50
    • Rape: 56:05 - 56:52, 58:00 - 58:11, 59:34 - 1:00:12, 1:06:41 - 1:07:15, 1:09:02 - 1:09:33, 1:17:07 - 1:17:21



    World's Worst Polycule (Limbo Scott Fitzgerald of Bustafellows, Part 4)

    World's Worst Polycule (Limbo Scott Fitzgerald of Bustafellows, Part 4)

    Today on Evaludate: the game walks back any competence it has ever implied for any of its lead characters, the maddest we have ever been at a player character, and gratuitous bad endings.

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    Content Warnings:

    • Suicide: 31:16 - 37:26, 52:11 - 53:38,  54:23 -  58:34, 1:07:15 - 1:07:21
    • Gun Violence: 42:37 - 44:24, 58:02 - 58:17
    • Incest: 1:27:38 - 1:32:46

    Insufferable Convention (Limbo Scott Fitzgerald of Bustafellows, Part 3)

    Insufferable Convention (Limbo Scott Fitzgerald of Bustafellows, Part 3)

    Today on Evaludate: you know who's Really hurt by the oppression of immigrants? This old-money white American lawyer. Adam continues to steal Limbo's route, and Bustafellows decides their narrative space is better spent on an Inspirational Terminal Child than building any chemistry between its leads.

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    Content Warnings:

    • Child Death: 1:05:26 - 1:15:44

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    Who Said Brunettes Can't Fake Their Own Death? (Limbo Scott Fitzgerald of Bustafellows, Part 1)

    Who Said Brunettes Can't Fake Their Own Death? (Limbo Scott Fitzgerald of Bustafellows, Part 1)

    Today on Evaludate: Air and Madelyn get fed up with the base route on their very last playthrough,  Limbo and Teuta are amicable roommates who never talk and this is supposed to turn into romance somehow, and Bustafellows offers up its most bizarre Girl Talk of all.

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    Content Warnings:

    • Suicide : 18:11 - 18:20
    • School Shooting: 30:20 - 32:00

    Depression Kabedon (Mozu Nile Shepherd of Bustafellows, Part 4)

    Depression Kabedon (Mozu Nile Shepherd of Bustafellows, Part 4)

    Today on Evaludate: Air and Madelyn really do cry, Mozu speedruns jettisoning his accumulated goodwill, and Teuta diligently takes her protagonist pills.

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    Content Warnings:

    The plot of this route revolves around murders at a high school, and so our discussion of the route will involve a lot of talk about the death of children. The antagonist of this route is a murderer who preys on teenagers and there is a lot of discussion about how his tactics resemble grooming. 

    Intimate Partner Violence: 37:20 - 38:52
     Mention/Discussion of Incest: 1:12:07 - 1:12:22

    Autism Salad (Mozu Nile Shepherd of Bustafellows, Part 3)

    Autism Salad (Mozu Nile Shepherd of Bustafellows, Part 3)

    Today on Evaludate: Air and Madelyn spend way too much of this Mozu episode complaining about Helvetica, Bustafellows keeps hammering in that Weird Sibling Shit between Mozu and Teuta, and Air doesn't cry this time.

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    Content Warnings:

    The plot of this route revolves around murders at a high school, and so our discussion of the route will involve a lot of talk about the death of children. The antagonist of this route is a murderer who preys on teenagers and there is a lot of discussion about how his tactics resemble grooming. 

    Mention/Discussion of Incest: 11:05 - 15:38
    Animal Death: 18:16 - 26:02

    Teuta is an Industry Plant (Mozu Nile Shepherd of Bustafellows, Part 2)

    Teuta is an Industry Plant (Mozu Nile Shepherd of Bustafellows, Part 2)

    Today on Evaludate: Bustafellows 2 news ft. Bestie, Mozu Nile Shepherd: Ace Attorney, Time Travel Ethics, and we finally meet the route antagonist! Coincidentally, all of our skin crawls right off.

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    Content Warnings:

    The plot of this route revolves around murders at a high school, and so our discussion of the route will involve a lot of talk about the death of children. The antagonist of this route is a murderer who preys on teenagers and there is a lot of discussion about how his tactics resemble grooming.

    Suicide: 11:10 - 11:21, 36:37 - 37:07, 45:22 - 45:42
    Ableism / Saneism: 30:56 -  34:06

    Ink-Read Bergman (Mozu Nile Shepherd of Bustafellows)

    Ink-Read Bergman (Mozu Nile Shepherd of Bustafellows)

    Today on Evaludate: Mozu is the funniest person in the cast (but the cast doesn't know it), Bustafellows really leans into its American Police Procedural inspirations, and that cat really does look just like Ingrid Bergman.

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    Content Warnings:

    Animal death: (4:42 - 5:00, 45:40 - 45:59)

    Gun Violence: (22:50 - 24:14, 1:00:49 - 1:00:53)

    Discussion of sexual assault/CSA: (1:03:38 - 1:05:21)

    Everything Happens at the Container Yard (Scarecrow of Bustafellows, part 4)

    Everything Happens at the Container Yard (Scarecrow of Bustafellows, part 4)

    Today on Evaludate: Sauli is a shitty therapist, but you knew that. Air and Madelyn have a terrible time because the Bad Ending is really good at its job, and then they have a fantastic time because the Good Ending is really REALLY good at its job!

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    Content Warnings:

    As a general warning, this episode contains discussion of the ways Bustafellows deals with marginalized mental health conditions such as DID.

    Gun Violence: 23:06 - 23:15, 24:52- 25:32

    Suicide: 24:52 - 25:32

    The Drowning Part (Scarecrow of Bustafellows, part 3)

    The Drowning Part (Scarecrow of Bustafellows, part 3)

    Today on Evaludate, Scarecrow experiences a Hallmark Movie Christmas, Shu displays terrible trigger discipline and is also just very rude, Bustafellows flounders around with the criminal justice system AND mental health, and the truth of Madelyn's Official Bustafellows Kin-Assignment (thalassophobia) finally rears its head.

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    Content Warnings:

    As a general warning, this episode contains a lot of discussion of drowning, strangulation, and Bustafellows' handling of marginalized mental health conditions such as DID. Descriptions of specific incidents have been time-stamped, but generalized discussion has not been.

    Gun violence 16:28 - 16:49
    Drowning: 32:00 - 32:19, 40:16 - 42:00
    Strangling: 42:23 - 42:41

    Scarecrow Catholic Moments (Scarecrow of Bustafellows, part 1)

    Scarecrow Catholic Moments (Scarecrow of Bustafellows, part 1)

    Today on Evaludate, Air and Madelyn mercilessly bully a video game boy, Scarecrow doesn't know what a landlord is, and everyone has a lot to say about Scarecrow's fashion choices.

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    Content Warnings:
    While brief, this episode does involve the discussion of a fictional/hypothetical school shooting from the timestamps of 38:19 to 39:42. Please take care when listening.

    HIPAA Violation (Helvetica Orsted of Bustafellows, Part 4)

    HIPAA Violation (Helvetica Orsted of Bustafellows, Part 4)

    Today on Evaludate: We finally wrap up Helvetica's route, are increasingly shocked by Bustafellows' understanding of medical ethics, get incandescently angry at Helvetica's Side B story, and read some bad poetry.

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    Content Warnings:
    Helvetica's route involves a lot of discussion of drug addiction and human trafficking throughout, please bear this in mind when listening to this episode. Other content warnings include:  
    Self-Immolation: 19:58 - 20:17
    Gun Violence: 20:17 - 21:01
    Suicide: 22:56 - 23:13
    Body Horror/Surgical Horror: 34:54 - 35:25
    Medical Abuse: 40:49 - 41:26

    You're ALL Criminals (Helvetica Orsted of Bustafellows, Part 3)

    You're ALL Criminals (Helvetica Orsted of Bustafellows, Part 3)

    Today on Evaludate: Bustafellows continues to have some really shitty opinions about class, poverty, and crime, Helvetica's dad sucks and is a bad doctor, and Helvetica is still very naked in increasingly uncomfortable ways.

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    Content Warnings:
    Helvetica's route involves a lot of discussion of drug addiction and human trafficking throughout, please bear this in mind when listening to this episode. Other content warnings include: 
    Discussion of ableism/villainization of disfiguration/scars: 18:14 - 19:33
    Kidnapping and drugging : 31:55 - 37:20, 40:52 - 40:59
    Human trafficking: 41:22 - 41:55
    Child death: 41:43 - 41:45

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