Fixed Yer Movie

Ep #38: LITTLE WOMEN

LITTLE WOMEN has a LOT of issues. It's not very YAS KWEEN and there are 0 war beats. Despite the incredible, next level computer graphics, this movie was a snore. Tune in to hear how we helped it hit a 'bil!

Spiderman 3 wasn't a slam dunk, but it was a nice lay up. It's a great movie and it only has to make 100 million dollars. It did everything right, so what can we fix? You have to tune in to find out!

And join our patreon at patreon.com/fixedyermovie for new bonus episodes every week!

Everyone knows Nate is a rocker. That's why he broke all the rules and released this PRIVATE BONUS EPISODE to the public!! Listen in as Nate talks about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 2022 inductees

The Eyes of Tammy Faye is the story of some certified hustla's/playa's that used their money-making skillz to get RICH. The movie only made 2 million dollars and it is objectively bad, but if you do the math, this should've made 6 billion dollars! Listen in to see how we fixed The Eyes of Tammy Faye

UNCUT GEMS is a third-tier Sandler vehicle and Sandler has NEVER hit a bil, it does co-star Idina Menzel who has hit a 'bil with Frozen. Plus this movie has MONEY in the title! But it messes it up, so we are called upon to make a LOT of fixes to this crummy movie. Tune in to hear how we took it to a 'bil.

To hear new episodes every thursday join us at patreon.com/fixedyermovie

Matrix movies have NEVER hit a 'bil, and yet this movie actually has billion dollar mindset. It just needs some branding beats, better B.H.I. and to be tied into another, superior Warner Brothers property. And that's just the beginning of our fixes!

And to hear bonus content every thursday join us at patreon.com/fixedyermovie

It's A Wonderful Life is a crummy movie, but a great I.P., so we've re-booted it! This is a 2021 re-make that will definitely hit a billion!

We re-cast, up the B.H.I. (body heat index) and add a TON of branding beats.

It's a Wonderful Life is our last Fix of the year before we take a holiday break and maybe see if Hollywood is willing to open their doors to us again. Billion dollar mindset teaches that if you've been permanently banished from an industry, wait a year then try again. No matter what happens in Hollywood, we'll be back to regular posts in 2022!

Hope you're celebrating what this season is really about: Spending $$$MONEY$$$!!!!!

We're doing our holiday good deed and releasing our weekly patreon-exclusive bonus ep's to EVERYONE for this week only. On Thursday we're releasing our main holiday fix of IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE and then we'll be taking a holiday break to explore some Hollywood options and then promptly returning in 2022 with GOOD TIME.

In this ep we talk about Billionaire Mindset Director Steven Spielberg's new movie WEST SIDE STORY, starring Fixer David's personal friend Baby Driver aka Ansel Elgort. Fixer Nate doesn't think it's on track to hit a 'bil and Fixer David takes it personally.

Your Name is basically Japan's answer to Space Jam 2: A New Legacy, but not as good. Even though this movie has a TON of issues, it was basically made for free (just the price of pencils and paper) so it's worth fixing. And it DID make half a billion, so listen in to see how we doubled that.

Will Smith is an A+ mega-wattage mega-starage star, the kind that we normally discuss because he HITS A BIL!

But we are worried about him, because King Richard is NOT a Will Smith movie, and it is NOT on track to hit a bil.

Could we save it? It took a LOT of work, and you'll have to listen in to hear it.

RED NOTICE is the winner of the first ever Fixed Yer Movie Brandy Award for Excellence in On-Screen Branding! Mercedes! iPhones! Coca Cola and MORE!

The Rock, Ryan Reynolds and Gal Gadot all crafted an incredible flick, even though they were held back by the decision to not use any established IP.

Did this movie even need fixing? Tune in to find out!

Ghostbusters seems like a billion dollar series, but embarassingly enough NONE of the 'Buster series have EVER earned anywhere near a billion dollars.

But there WAS a lot there: The branding, the tie-ins, the theme song were all slam dunk home runs. We just had to TURN IT UP! We had a lot of ideas for this movie, and you'll have to tune in to hear 'em!

This is the first (and hopefully the last) movie we're covering by the Never-Billion Brothers AKA 18 Time Losers AKA The Coen Brothers. NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN is boring, long and RANDOM AF. The villain looks like Swiss Miss and there's 0 hits on the soundtrack. 

But there is still a cool premise, and some cool guns and car stuff! Listen in to see how we fixed it.

The geniuses behind Space Jam 2: A New Legacy are back with yet another REVOLUTIONARY IDEA! Warner Brothers looked over at Disney's MASSIVE multi-billion dollar Star Wars franchise and said "Yes, please!" and now we have DUNE.

But they BUNGLED IT! DUNE is AT BEST a multi-million dollar franchise, NOT a billion dollar franchise! From the rock-bottom B.H.I. to the total vacuum of humor beats, DUNE needed a LOT of fixes. But we are confident that we can right the ship. Tune in to hear how.

And join our patreon at patreon.com/fixedyermovie for new bonus episodes every thursday and access to our Billion Dollar Mindset Dischord

This week we fix GET OUT, a crummy horror movie that you have to go to Einstein University to understand but it was made by Jordan "56X MULTIPLIER" Peele and there even is a little bit of branding in here! But there were a lot of issues and we pulled out all the stops to fix this one!

To hear new bonus episodes every thursday join our patreon at patreon.com/fixedyermovie

It's been a year since "the tweets" that got us kicked out of Hollywood! We've already apologized but we could use some more press so we're apologizing again.

(To hear bonus episodes like this every week join our patreon at patreon.com/fixedyermovie)

HEREDITARY is our first horror movie and this thing is crummy as heck. But we did discover the magic of Ari "8X multiplier" Aster, who is ready to make a billion dollar picture. We're confident we've turned Hereditary into a billion dollar franchise. Tune in to find out how!

And to hear new bonus episodes every Thursday, join us at patreon.com/fixedyermovie

It's the end of 90's month and we're covering JERRY MAGUIRE a movie about HIGH POWERED AGENTS! Relatable much? This didn't make a 'bil so technically it is bad, but it really tried and showed a lot of heart. Did we take it into the end zone (of a billion dollars)? Tune in to find out!

Join us at patreon.com/fixedyermovie for new bonus episodes every Thursday

Romeo + Juliet is a romantic comedy that isn't romantic or funny! And P.U. does this script stink! Every line of dialogue is annoying/stupid! And there are 0 tie-in's or branding!

But this movie had a lot of potential, and we went all-in with our fixes. Tune in to find out what they are.

And join us at patreon.com/fixedyermovie for new bonus episodes every Thursday and access to the Billion Dollar Mindset Community

It's week 2 of 90's month and today we're fixing a fan submission: Crash (1996). Even though it has a REVOLUTIONARY B.H.I., and it won the Oscar for Best Movie, but it could still use a tune-up.

We brought in the humor beats and drama beats and definitely upped the branding, but you'll have to tune-in to find out how.

For bonus episodes every Thursday join us at patreon.com/fixedyermovie