Happy Milk Podcast

We took a 7 year hiatus but now we're back by popular demand!! This is the friends reunion I didn't know I needed but I'm so glad it finally happened! Happy Milkers, this week I'm joined by two special guest... drum roll please!! My besties Andre and Emily!! On this episode we jump right into a deep hole... a glory hole that is.. when we answer 5 questions about Lilovex!! In the Whole Milk segment we discuss queer slang and all it's glory!! Well I hope your glass is half full because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!! 

Welcome back to the milk store cutiesss! This week we are joined by a dear friend of mine.... drum roll please..... Lysh! That's right, the hometown homie is finally making an appearance on the show! Lilovex gets interesting when we discuss the many trials and tribulations of being a content creator. Do you think it's hard to fuel the machine with content? Find out what we think! In the Whole Milk segment we discuss Code Switching and as a person of color what it takes to survive in the corporate world! The Moooosic segment gets red hot when we talk about the RiRi concert! Well I hope your glass is half full because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!!  

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Welcome back milkers!! This week we're joined by my little sister Victoriaaaaa!!! This episode gets wild and crazy when we discuss whether or not we would tell our partners if their cooking was absolutely terrible! In the Whole Milk segment we're taking a deep dive in the culture of ghosting and why fuckboys just loveeeee to do it!! We end the episode with a little FML with our favorite artist!!! Well I hope your glass is half full because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!!

AND WE'RE BACK........ Well I'm back!!! Yep Yep finally back in the studio and I'm dropping the first episode of 2023! Welcome back milk fiends! Hope you guys had a good winter break because the chaos of Happy Milk is coming in strong!! This episode RogerThat discuss his thoughts on selling his underwear on the internet and his favorite vegan restaurant in Charlotte! In the Whole Milk segment we get deep with our personal fight with Imposter Syndrome!! Well I hope your glass is have full because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!

You Betta Werk!! Oh yeah! We're coming in hot off the press this episode and RogerThat is joined again by the one and only Alex! The weeks episode is filled with seasonal depression and laughter and is sponsored by daylight savings! The boys discuss what smell reminds them of home and what other podcast they listen to. In this weeks whole milk segment, Queen Rupaul is the main course and we discuss the phenomenon of RuPauls Drag Race!! Well I hope your glass is empty because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!! 

This week is a special episode because the dynamic duo is not together but we are joined by a very special guest....... Milkers say hello to ALEX!! That's right! The man himself is in the studio this week and we are so glad to have him!! On this weeks episode we discuss the beautiful state of Florida! We jump right into Lilovex with a question about some of our non-sexual turn ons! In the Whole Milk segment we  give you the run down on Florida and go over some of the craziest Florida Man headlines. We missed you so much this episode Jason but I know you're out there having a great time! Well I hope your glass is empty because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!! 

We're back babyyyy and it's our favorite holiday! Halloween!! This episode is packed with some of our favorite spooky moments throughout our halloween years! Lilovex gets supernatural and a little off the rocker when the boys discuss whether or not circumcisions should be done at birth!! The Whole Milk segment is packed with the history of Halloween and we finish the Moosic segment off with the top Halloween songs! Well I hope your glass is empty because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!!

America's fascination with serial killers is out of this world!! Well... welcome back milkers!! On this weeks episode we're slicing up the Whole Milk segment with Jeffrey Dahmer! The hit Netflix series has America in a choke whole right now so just have to talk about it!! Have you watched it yet?? Don't worry... no spoilers here!! The normal spiral happens at the beginning of the episode with RogerThat and Jason hashing out their feelings. Well I hope your glass is empty because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!!

Welcome Back Milkers!! This week we are spiraling!!! So much is happening this episode so buckle your seatbelts!! In this epie we find out the boys ultimate goal in life..... and it's not to be rich lol!! In this weeks whole milk segment we discuss cakes and no not butts but actually cakes! Find out which cake sends Jason over the edge and what RogerThat would eat for his last meal! Well I hope your glass is empty because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!! 

You don't have the answer sway!!... Well we do, we have all the answers! Welcome back to the Happy Milk Podcast!! This week we're unpacking the brilliant idiot Kanye MFing WEST!! The self titled genius is back in the news again with another controversial outlook on WLM. In this weeks whole milk segment learn if Jason is still team Ye! During lilovex we learn what our perfect date will be and in the moooosic segment we learn how totally different the boys are! Well I hope your glass is empty because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!! 

Welcome back milkers! Florida took a beating this week and we're here to talk about it! The boys learn the dynamics of these fascinating weather list! Our thoughts are with the people affected by the storm!! Lilovex gets tasty with a interesting question of what you wouldn't put in your mouth during sex. Oh yeah and if you ever go to dinner with Jason... don't be late! Well I hope your glasses are empty because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!! 

We back babies! Hope everyone had a great week because Jason sure didn't! lol Per usual we're back with our crazy antics of a show! Trigger warning! The boys are talking about addiction in this weeks whole milk segment and boy oh boy this topic is a hard pill to swallow! Speaking of swallowing the boys discuss why being in a throuple may be the best way to live life!! Well I hope your glass is empty back we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!!!

We're stepping on Legos this episode and we kinda like it! Welcome back everyone to a brand new episode of Happy Milk. Yep, you guessed it! In this weeks Whole Milk segment we're discussing the worlds largest toy manufacturer, Legos!! With a twist of lilovex this episode is bound to leaving you wanting more! The boys discuss how great Panera Bread is and if shoplifting is really that bad.......Well I hope your glass is empty because I have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!!

WE BACK MILKERS!! Hope you guys had a great week! This weeks episode is off the rails once again because the boys are talking about American Idol in this weeks whole milk segment!! Jason once agin has no idea what American Idol is so RogerThat does his best to explain! The boys also discuss the fact that neither of them have ever won a spelling bee in the Lilovex segment and we jump right into who's made the most albums in the Moooosic segment! Well I hope your glass is empty because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!

Welcome back Happy Milkers!! This week we're off the rails.... literally! The boys don't hold back in weeks segment of Lilovex, I mean... seriously Jason, who doesn't like turkey sandwiches!! RogerThat explains again why Florida is so great with his out of gas story! In this weeks Whole Milk segment we discuss Trains and how easy it is to get hit by one!! LOL This week is a wild ride with no destination!! Well I hope your glass is empty because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!!

The sun will come out tomorrow.......wait a minute, wrong chat! Oh this is Happy Milk!! Well welcome back all you milk fiends!! This week was rough but lucky we get to spend it with youuuuu. On this shit show of an episode the guys discuss whether they would rather be attacked by a grizzly bear or a swarm of bees!! In the whole milk segment we take a deep dive into the glamorous idea of The Line they're trying to make in Saudi Arabia!!! In the music segment we find out that Jason hates all music lol!! Well I hope your glass is empty because we have a lot of Happy milk headed your way. 

Where are all the 2000 babies at!?! Oh yeah! They're definitely listening to this weeks episode of Happy Milk! On today's shit show we're throwing it back to the early Y2K!!! This week's whole milk segment if filled with the millennial bug. Check us out as we discuss the top news stories and artists of the early 00's!! The lilovex gets heated with a serious discussion of hot dogs vs hamburgers!! and if you make it to the end we discuss what our next album would be!! I hope your cup is empty because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!!

WE back Y'all!!! and I hope you guys are ready for this weeks episode!! The boys are jumping right in with what they would do if they won the lottery! RogerThat's answer is a little to boring for Jason's liking! In the Whole Milk segment they get all wrapped up in the pizza sauce with the Pizza Gate conspiracy that had the internet in shambles!! We also discuss the QUEEN B in this weeks moooosic segment! I hope your cup is empty because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!!  

Who knew in 2022 capitalism would be glamorizing homelessness with a fresh look of giving this shit all up and traveling the world in your van! That's right! You guessed it! On this weeks episode, in the Whole Milk segment we discuss modern day hippies!! Van Life is the newest craze and I'm pretty sure RogerThat wants a part of it! We'll check back with him in a couple of years!! The fellas discuss which iconic album they would have liked to be in the studio for and guess what they rated their last sexual experience! Well I hope your glass is empty because we have a lot of Happy Milk headed your way!!!!

I want to start by saying.... don't do drug.......but if you do.... then do you boo!!! This week we're taking a trip.... get it?!? lol the jokes just keep getting worse! Psychedelics are this weeks whole milk segment and boy are we finding out a lot! Join us as we image what life would be like in an altered state! Roger has everything he wants in this weeks lilovex segment and Jason is not loving that answer!! Hope you glasses are empty because we have a lot of whole milk headed your way!!!