High n' Dry Podcast

Have you ever wondered if "Jurassic Park" could legitimately send shivers down your spine as a horror film? Join James and me as we raise our glasses, in honor of both Sam Neill's iconic role in the dino-epic that shaped our nightmares. 

Picture Jeff Goldblum, shirtless, amid the chaos - yup, we're talking about that scene, and so much more. The episode isn't just about paying homage; we critically examine character arcs and narrative choices that left us itching for a rewrite. Plus, our conversation isn't bound by the thematic fences of the Jurassic era; we extend a heartfelt saludo to our listeners in Hermosillo, Sonora, Mexico, embracing the global community tuning in to share in our filmic musings and what-ifs.

We wrap this cinematic feast with a spotlight on the exceptional range of Sam Neill, contrasting his enigmatic roles from the dinosaur-ridden islands to the gritty streets of Birmingham. Our banter is seasoned with humor and a dash of enlightened thought, promising not just an entertaining episode but one that stirs the pot of contemplation - all without the typical podcast preamble. Ready your preferred libation and settle in for a podcast episode that's as extraordinary as the tales we're toasting to. Cheers, film aficionados!

Embark on a whimsical journey through time and space as we serve up a cocktail of cult classic fandom and philosophical musings in this latest adventure of the High n' Dry Podcast. Ryan Baron North and James Crosslin are your hosts, pouring a stiff one with Brothers Bond Bourbon and sprinkling some "fairy dust" cannabis for good measure. Hitch a ride to the dusty dunes of Arrakis. It's a full-on geek-out session, blending pop culture references with a side of historical oddities—did you know about that weird Texas-Oklahoma history slice?

Strap in as we traverse the treacherous landscape of "Dune," juxtaposing David Lynch's 1984 film against its modern counterpart, and marvel at the narrative labyrinth Frank Herbert created. Expect a hearty discussion on the portrayal of women in the epic saga, the storytelling prowess (or lack thereof) of internal monologues, and a whimsical "what if" scenario that mashes up the "Dune" universe with bourbon-soaked revelry. We don't shy away from the tough critiques either, diving into the film's undercurrents of bro love, and pondering the deeper messages Herbert may have been encoding in his masterpiece.

As our session winds down, we tease the senses with a hint of a Total Recall special that's brewing just over the horizon. We're all about engaging with our listeners, feeling the love from our YouTube family, and raising a glass to all of you across our platforms. Before the curtain falls, we tip our hats to film remakes and share a hot take on Jessica's portrayal in the newer Total Recall. It's a whirlwind of thought-provoking banter and intoxicating debate, so pull up a chair, and let's raise the bar together on this episode of the High n' Dry Podcast.

Join us, Ryan Baron North and James Crosslin, as we toast to the indelible Michael Landon and fight to survive the terror of John Carpenter's "The Thing." Grab your favorite tipple or toke, and get cozy as we weave through a tapestry of family values and survival instincts, with a nod to our friends in Glasgow for hitching a ride on this global podcast journey.

Strap on your snow boots and parkas; we're dissecting the grit and sheer willpower of Wilford Brimley's character amidst the Antarctic unknown, and tipping our hats to his off-screen diabetes management—a true testament to life imitating art. But it's not all frostbite and insulin; we're peeling back the layers of Keith David's mesmerizing performance and debating the timeless question, "What would Kurt Russell do?" as we examine the often baffling decisions made by the characters when confronted with an intergalactic foe.

Finally, let's probe the philosophical mind-benders and epistemological conundrums "The Thing" lays bare, from the solipsism of Russell's character to the laughable '80s tech predictions and the bone-chilling biology of an alien organism primed for planetary domination. Ready to confront the inescapable? Laugh in the face of cosmic dread with our darkly humorous outlook on fighting the good fight—or perhaps throwing in the towel when the universe sends shape-shifting extraterrestrials our way. Tune in to the High and Dry Podcast, where the lines between sci-fi thrills and existential thought experiments blur, all while getting wasted.

Have you ever wondered how Zack Snyder's "Rebel Moon" measures up in an era brimming with space sagas? Let's unravel this celestial tapestry together, navigating a podcast where the drinks flow as freely as "Rebel Moon's" garbage storytelling. With a Jack Daniels in one hand and a laser sword, one we only turn on when the fight is almost over, in the other, we traverse the visual grandeur reminiscent of Snyder's "300" days, while confronting the narrative turbulence that has Snyder fanboys up in arms defending their messiah.

Strap in for a starship ride of opinionated banter as we dissect the film's contentious storytelling elements. The inclusion of multiple sexual assault events as a narrative catalyst and the heavy reliance on exposition spark a fiery dialogue that's as potent as our weed. Michiel Huisman's "screen charm" isn't lost on us either, as we debate his contribution to Snyder's universe and the punchable-ness of his face.

As we hurtle through the podcast cosmos, we don't just stop at Snyder's world; we envision our own 'what ifs' for "Rebel Moon." Imagine a movie that keeps you guessing until the final credits, a story where the robot's personal journey would have rightfully stolen the show. So, if you've ever craved a podcast that discusses storytelling with as much passion as a cinephile in a midnight release queue, you've found your tribe. Join us, the High n' Dry crew, for a conversation that's equal parts critique and inebriated bantering.

"Violent Night," we're not just reviewing a movie here – we're taking a sleigh ride through David Harbour's Santa portrayal, dissecting the film's tonal rollercoaster, and challenging the notion of holiday tropes and character redemption.

High n' Dry has returned, so get ready to question everything you thought you knew about simple cinematic pleasure as we debate whether a movie must ignite deep thought to spark joy. "Violent Night" serves as our test subject, juxtaposed with the effortless humor of classics like 'Beavis and Butt-Head Do America'. We're getting philosophical about fiery money scenes and what they say about our values.

And why stop at just watching Santa when you could reimagine stepping into the red suit yourself? We don't just critique – we fantasize about rewriting ourselves into the "Violent Night" narrative, contemplating the ludicrous logistics of Santa's sleigh and the overlooked elfin workforce. Raise a glass to those unsung heroes working through the festivities, our tipsy take on "Violent Night" might have you rethinking the meaning of Christmas. Pour yourself some Redwood Empire whiskey, relax, and let's make merry with a side of movie mayhem.

What would you do if you could travel through space and time to different universes?  How would you interact with the multiverse or the other versions of yourself?  This week, the philosophers have figured out how to go verse' hoppin', and things get wild.  Then, author Elizabeth Suggs returns to the show to figure out who would win between a little sister of the Bioshock series and Chucky of Child's Play!  

Ok, so we did Stewie twice.  We didn't realize, we'd been drinking, and mistakes were made.  But we're not about to let a bunch of drunks and stoners tell us what we can and can't do on our show!  We'll do Stewie every week if that's what we feel like!  And we'll bring Jay Darkmoore, an independent author with a free E-Book at www.jaydarkmooreauthor.com, back each time if that's what we want.  This week, before we jumped into Stewie vs Link, we all had a couple of shots of Dough Ball and discussed whether futuristic brain science should change the criminal justice system.  If we could see something "bad" in a person's brain, should science be allowed to pluck it out?  

This week, the philosophers find God's pen that allows them to write the endings to their own stories.  With 20 minutes until a pissed-off god comes bursting back home to kill them all, what will they write?  OG philosopher Tre rejoins the show to discuss.  Then, it's Naruto, boy ninja, vs. Stewie Griffin of Family Guy. 

The guys at High n' Dry have died.  When they arrive at their designated afterlives, they get to pick out their brand-new bodies.  After that, Morty Smith of the questionably continuing Rick and Morty takes on Marty McFly of Back to the Future.  This week, guest Nathan Scammell returns to talk it all out. 

High n' Dry Podcast has returned!  This week, the philosophers discover the Honeycomb Monster's crystal ball, and they get to ask for a single truth about themselves, their lives, or their futures.  After that, High Priest Imhotep of Mummy fame takes a crack at bringing down HBO's Last of Us murder machine--Joel Miller!  

This week, the creature that runs the universe while looking suspiciously like the Honeycomb monster gives the philosophers $50,000, a high-powered sniper rifle, and offers them use of his time machine.  What do they do?  Comedian Reece Merritt joins the show, and together they figure out the best use for a time-traveling sniper rifle, and who would win when Quasimodo goes toe-to-toe with Leatherface!

You're sticking a Q-tip in your ear, even though everyone tells you not to.  You dig too far, and your human settings pop up. You can now adjust to your heart's content.  What do you change?  Then, the Captain himself, Levi Ackerman takes on the galaxy's cutest robot, Wall-E!  Author L.E. Reiner joins the fun to figure it out.  

This week, the philosophers discover a genie in a bottle, and they each get three wishes.  And all of their wishes are intelligent, well thought out, and to the benefit of mankind... Then, SpongeBob goes toe-to-toe with the leader of the Foot Clan--Shredder.  

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."  It's the battle cry of a generation.  This week, dreams come true on High n' Dry Podcast.  An alien race has agreed to adopt the philosophers.  Any alien race from fiction, who do they choose?  Then, it's Isabela of Encanto versus Nemesis of the Resident Evil franchise.  Buckle up!    

People do bad things.  This week, the philosophers discuss justice and mercy, and which one is more important.  Then, famed explorer Nathan Drake goes to war with The Riddler!  The original philosopher Tre joins the show to help figure it all out.  

God, who looks suspiciously like the Honeycomb monster, has given the keys to the underworld to our philosophers.  Their mission: decide who goes where, and decide what they find when they get there.  Then, gas-station attendant terrorizer Anton Chigurh goes toe-to-toe with the cleverest of girls.  

High n' Dry Podcast has returned!  This week, everyone picks out their preferred dystopia to live in, and the philosophers discover that a pair of rollerskates is a "must-have" in any post-apocalyptic hellscape.  Then, author Jay Darkmoore lends a hand answering who would win in a fight between Duke Nukem and Bubbles of the Powerpuff Girls!  

This week, the High n' Dry Podcast asks, what is a person without their memories?  If a machine were to wipe out all experiences and lessons, what would be left?  Author J.D. Wheeldon joins the show to talk it out.  Then, King of Shroom Punk Papa Smurf goes toe-to-toe with the ultimate rodent--Jerry Mouse!

It's the year 3000, and students open a history book to find the faces of the High n' Dry philosophers, and this week, author Emerald O'Brien stops by to figure out what it says.  Then, Scream's Ghost Face goes toe-to-toe with Robert Langdon of "The Da Vinci Code."