Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

The spicy fish sandwiches must flow

Notes: The Arnold Shortman Classic, Can a Sujimon and Pokemon find love?, Weightlifting Watto, DOOJ, 100 Pepperoni Pizza, Beverage Connoisseurs san Frontieres, Food Fight 2: Grocery War, Sonic Ocean Water of Life, Mexican Polnareff, 40 Days and 40 Bites - A TradCath Review of Fast Food Fish Sandwiches, Dueling Ghostbusters Popcorn Buckets, Giant Woman and the Bug Man, Stand Up and Cheer Moments, Skarsgard’s Mancow Defense, The Bony Kashiwa Method, Dookey Dash: No Way Home, What If?: Guns N’ Roses, Golem Gunwolf

We saw it twice.

Notes: The Haters of Hate who Hate Hate Hatingly, The Idea of Best Buy, Hate on the Spectrum, lapping at it like a big dog, The Marveldone Clinic,  The City of Uncles, STEM daughter, The Barstool Baddies, The Payakan Salute, Dolezal Packed Her Bags and Moved Away, Marfalump Minute, Alan’s Metal Rod Dream, I Had the Madame Web Dream, The Coconut Tree, Unc Ben, Female Eminem, LazyTown Style Villains, Restructuring the Hive

Well we found a new movie to base our entire lives and personalities around, but this time it lets us do vigilante justice to people who annoy us. Protecting the hive kicks ass

Notes: Protecting the Hive, Fode and Beed, Consumerist Nirvana, Restoring Sanity, Infinite Swag, The Myth of the Tricolor Rotini, Truguts Peggats and Wupiupi, Uncle Steve’s Sauce, Two Sips for Dakota Johnson’s Beautiful Web of Truths, Dollar and Ounce  Bargain, Beekeeper vs Antkeeper, Thaw Slicely, The Wise Consumer, Let There Be Ants, Gay Slug v. Gay Cyclops, Lupin to Sonic Pipeline, AI Two Things Humor, Earth Rider vs Bio Lizard, White Woman Social Link

The top 3 worst things on earth you can be:

1. A fake friend

2. A fake fan

3. A fake podcast host

Notes: Getting Back to Basics, Gnostic Evil Trinity,  Pope’s Ultra Infallibility, Hazbin Hotel’s Eve, Double Stavs, Taco Bell Shrine, Polka Elements, 2 Sips for Dakota Johnson’s Beautiful Web of Truths, Cook-Out Heaven, The Assumption of Gucci Mane, Bo Bowls, Homestuck Wedding, Pizza Ranch Public Forum, This Woman, Lowkey Trying to be a G.U.N. Agent, Secretary, The Curse

Our New Year's Resolution for 2024? We've gotta escape the fucking Barnyard.

Notes: Perfectly Objective Snopes Style Humor, Officer Down Alert, GreyChew, Baby Robots, Gynoids in Buckle Jeans, Gnome Elixir Bar, The End of the DCEU, Fifty Shades of Madame Web, Y’all Rockin’ with Agatha?, Wild Mike, Pizza Delivery Newtype, Nasty Cheeses, American Idiot, Watto’s Fake Friends, The Parable of the Milking Machine, Munch Box, Toy Budget, Sonic Cookbook, Pokemon Sativa & Indica, DUI Guys

Wow, we're so proud to be the first podcast to perform at the Las Vegas Sphere. I sure hope our simulated experience of getting stepped on by a giant Rouge the Bat doesn't go wrong.

Notes: The Sphere, Aura, he/honk, James L. Dolan, Doctor Who’s Trauma, Father Have I Gooned?, The Secret Lore of Warlin Door, The Nosey Clause, FaZe Stocks, Mancow Welfin, μ's in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, West Coast Megafauna, Bastard Skrat, The Fall of Zume Pizza, Laser Harp Game Awards, Milo Trapped in the Cube, Goon Cave Story, Professor Pickle’s Sandwich, Joe Jonas’s Bizarre Adventure

We're back to cover the one news story dominating the discourse right now: did they make the rat gay? Some conservative freak said he might be. We investigate

Notes: Gay Rat Watch 2023, the baby dance, HxH Jared Leto, Mighty Beanz, Jigen Daisuke Shooting a Frozen Pizza, Dirty Soda, I Love Oil, Bloop Beeple, Regular Yeller and Ada Violence, Delta Infinity, Mancow’s Phantom, Colony Dropping Pizza Modules, Shadow: Banned, Year of the Failwoman, Sabrina the Knuckles Fan, Melissa Joan Hart’s Problematic Candy Shop, Give Dexter Jettster a Gun, George Lopez Rubber Bracelet Panic, 

We've got our friend Ben Pack (@packbenpack) back on the show and we're drafting teams of purple guys/blobs/food mascots for the ultimate party/basketball game. That's right, it's the First Annual Grimace Memorial Draft

Notes:  Mrs Bird, The Grimace Memorial Draft, Beak and Maggot, Flubber swing revival, Vaati’s Pikmin lore, Russ’s Prude Origin, Podcast Pants, The Bell The Boot The Ball and The Bone, Johnny Appleseed vs Johnny English, The War on Pizza Ovens, Libertarian Larry, Dominos Jetpack, the Mori One Piece Collab, World Famous Bushman, Uncle Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers, 

Folks, it’s been a long time coming, but we’ve got friend/nemesis and shadowbanner of Russ, @TsukihimeDemake (aka The Oomfie aka Piss aka Andrew) to discuss NB Superhero Icon Ezra Miller, the plight of white women, and hyperlocal NC restaurant updates. 

(Also apologies the audio is a bit weird on this one. We lost the local copies and had to use the Discord call recording.)

Notes: The Most Shadowbanned Man in the Multiverse, Feminine Chaos of Mori Calliope, Zod TERF Bangs, Quartz Energy, Kojima’s Big Date,  Source Engine Kevin Smith, 3000 Years of Longing (for the chicken bacon carbonara), Pey Wet Ramen, Gaijin Goombah Update, Fomenkoist Fandom, RKX Kennedy Jr, Nonbinary Riddler, The Egg Cream Nationalist, Spanish Mr Bean, Pizza for Animals, Oomf Lube, The Hogcast to Trans Lesbian European Pipeline,  Doug’s Final Movie, MHA Bullshit Update, Kiji Brother is for Children,  No Such Thing as Unskilled Maid Cafe Labor

It's time for summer blockbusters baby. You know what that means: get a big bucket of popcorn, recline your seat, and break your fucking tooth off on a 1950s candy bar

Notes:  Noovie Fandom, Street Sharks: Street Overlord, Smiling Bob, Tak and the Power of Juju: Enter the Jujuverse, Cousin Grugg, Octopus Jimmy Neutron, Lowkey Crush on Goo, Big Hunk, We Need to Talk About Joker, Anton Ego Moments, Death of a Robot Pizza Chain, Mole Children Food Delivery, The Gunna of Sega, The Most Beautiful Woman You Know is a Cartoon Bat, Chola Wednesday Addams, Real Life Mello Bee, Space Angels

It's finally here, the gaming event of the decade. That's right, our good friend Scott (@FKASocks) is back to give birth to the sequel to Balan Wonderworld after eating a USB drive last year. World peace is coming

Notes: A Real Manger Situation, the placental joint, orca terrorism, Newman’s Own DNA, gateway wine coolers, sauce suicide, Gordan Ramsay disguises, pey wet pizza, Wimpy War - Into the Burgerverse, Sun Tzu’s Prima Strategy Guide, the MILF Potion, Hateno Village Lincoln Project, The Shaman of Song, Jay Leno’s Zonai devices, fractional apes

Check out Scott's work on Gamesline.net

Our good friend James Gunn has become our first sponsor and he wants us to review some energy drinks. I just hope they don't make us have a realistic panic attack...

Notes: The Twisted Mind of James Gunn Presents Guardians of the AHHHLiquidity: A Positive Masculinity Free-form Thinkspace for Great Tastes Soda Fountain Suicide Squad Drink LIVE Reaction Leveled down from SHAZAM: Fury of Gods, but then leveled gradually towards Aquaman 2 PAUSED GOTG Volume 3 Liters… of tears. Racoon Trauma tears, The Minutehand Joint, The Raccoon’s Dilemma, 90s Wizard’s Magazine Brain, Dessert Pies, Viva Rx?, Hotboxing Incense, Iguana Bounties, Delta 8 Brain Ironing, Hate Hedge, Goopy Corn, Mr Skull, Modern Relics, Greezy Money, Oshi no Mongoose, Z Fighters Council of Dads