Illegally Parked

A member of the misguided youth of Chicago uses Google to double check who the President of the United States of America is.  She talks Obamacare and growing up in a family that benefited from it. We finish discussing the merits of paying taxes like a good citizen. 

We sit in traffic on the way back from the airport and learn a thing or two about the statues in Chicago, and that the world never ended in 2012 according to Justin Reynolds's original fake news documentary in Belize. 

A bride-to-be plans her harry potter wedding. Husband negotiates for child's name and space in the house. 

A makeup artist retells her peak covid hysteria experience working at a Michigan avenue department store during the riots. 

Musings from the lawyer I'll be bringing to my mask violation hearing. 

A couple is in town to see the Chicago Bears and is checking out the museum campus before gameday. 

A computer programmer asks the big questions. We wonder what religion will form on Mars, talk covid technology, and #ahimsa. 

Two nursing students express their concerns about learning online, the vaccine, and a breakthrough case on the way to their first concert since covid.

A working lady discusses the driver's appearance on his profile picture while doing a late night scenic route of the steel factory roads on our way to the bright lights of the Casino. 

An international couple visits the windy city for the first time as Covid restrictions start to ease. We talk about things to do. What drugs to try. And the Chicago basic food groups of pizza, hot dogs, and Italian beef sandwiches. 

A young couple celebrates a birthday. A short introduction to the Peace Pipe open air home for the mentally questionable. We all bond over never smoking crack. And then realize that we had all the same elementary school teachers. Finally we gossip about all the teacher sex scandals in Lombards short history, and also about Lombard's most famous serial killer.

Sorry Deion, we have life matters to discuss. A young man ponders his polyamorus desires, while facing coming to terms with his fiancee.