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In the final episode of 2023 we catch up on my obsession with death, my over the pond panic attack adventure, my weird "love" life, my fur baby motherhood extensions, and Santa Claus (aka an Odin copy-puss) doing a terrible job at being an icon of a christian holiday. Poem- When You Leave

I'm back! I bought a house, I leave for an England/Paris trip in a week, and i'm gonna bday bust a nut with a tinder match from 10 years ago in and old haunted English inn (The Mermaid Inn in Rye,England).

This episode is dedicated to an old buddy of mine whom we lost 2 years ago...Ryan. We talk about his goofy self and how his life and death affected me. We also talk about the creepy side of his baseball interest, involving The Cleveland Guardian's Progressive field, and how it angered the history in Erie Street Cemetery across the street enough that it filled the spirit of the Native American Chief Joc-O- Sot, with rage. The poem at the end "Ryan's Home Run" is really personal to me, as you will hear. Last minute, also Rest In Peace to Kel's cat, Colton. May can suck a fat greasy moldy turd. On a happier note, Happy Mother's day to all the mom's I still have left in my life, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YUNG SCYTHE!!!

This episode is in memory of Kel's Green Cheek Conure, Rio. Rest In Peace little buddy </3 Unless... you'd like to haunt us like the ghost pets that we talk about today. I wonder if Lisa Vanderpump's doggo will come back from the dead to be dressed up again one day. Hmmmm guess i'll ask the dogs at WORK (unfortunately i'm part of society again) if they see him.

Adam & I dive in to what the mythical creatures called "Sirens" really are while I end a situation-ship so I can sing menacing melodies to my Snapchat AI.

After an unplanned metal show, Kel the birthday witch bitch (plus her birds) & I dive in to the wonders of the "Not Deer"... which is... NOT A FUCKINGGGG DEEEEEEEEERRRR!!!!!! Also some small town cunts want to burn Kel at the stake, but that's not important, what's important is, IT'S NOT A FUCKING DEER!!!!

Depressed with a rental car I shouldn't need, I turn around the week with drunken karaoke, abandoned yet teenage ridden places, and the haunting of the infamous ship.. The Flying Dutchman Not sorry this is up late, fuck you I should be in bed to get ready for my dog to get his balls chopped off in the morning, goodnight.

My crazy week has finally come to an end, but not without my car & my bowels getting beat up by castles & bowling alleys.The Easter "Bunny" comes to the rescue by shitting out colorful eggs for the witches who give up partying, but of course not until after metal concerts where they were lit. Oh and then we all grieve dead people with rhymes or whatever.

My wallet & I are burnt out from all my recent festivities but Sydney/ Sythyst uncovers her new clown kinks at The Clown Motel while simultaneously, and unfortunately, putting me on to Capybara TikTok

I suck at planning, being an adult, and eating dairy, so Adam & I talk about ZoZo, the most famous Ouija board demon to make up for it. THIS IS AN ADAM BIRTHDAY SPECIAL, EVERYONE WISH ADAM A HAPPY BELATED BDAY, HIS INSTA HANDLE IS @youngrexless. TELL HIM HE'S SEXY FUN COOL AND AWESOME. That's an order from ZoZo.

I meet new friend and ride on stallions in to the Irish sunset with some little gingers

An episode inspired by our guest who has a tattooed black eye. Yung Scythe and I venture in to the urban legend of the black eyed children in honor of my recently deceased tarantula. RIP Excalibur, bless up.

My cat almost died so I went to a Burlesque show and talked about Skinwalkers with a gay man (Adam) to cope

These hoe's ain't... know how to love themselves first in order to contribute better when in a relationship. Also some dead guy painted some painting that's like super haunted or whatever and society kills dreams.

Tall, blonde, blue eyed, giant forehead alien ass bitches that are actually nice? I talk about yet another one of my meltdowns... shocker...Kermit and sexy Nordic aliens make an appearance ,as well as my friend Nick who tells us about his real life UFO experiences as we breathe in toxic fumes!

Celebrating Valentine's day with the memories of Ex fiance's who ghosted us and/or are also ghosts. You will not want to miss the love life of Amethyst Realm & the lack of love life I have... which is part of the SECOND GUEST EVER's fault. All love here though, even after death I suppose.

This episode we welcome my first guest ever on the podcast! Come listen to us drunkenly talk about me getting fired, 5 of Ohio's Cry Baby Bridges, and a poem about how I fucking hate 9-5's!!

Let's talk about depression for a number of reasons, the Chupacabra cryptid, and a poem about a number of reasons for depression.

Welcoming you all to the chaos with a little bit about myself, my werewolf sighting, being interrupted by a potential perv, and a poem about dead people!