Jack Squat with Scotch!

Oh, go on! Put that pocketbook away. We're not going to charge you a stinkin' dime for this episode of the Jack Squat podcast. Heck! You don't even need a special antenna to receive the signal. Seriously, this is an absolutely free podcast. On this particular edition Scotch talks about television, Clintons vs Kardashians, Bad Ass Coffee, celebrities, Uhaul dating and more. We even manage to squeeze some Stupid Criminals in there. Have fun... this one is on us!

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You're getting very sleepy! Prepare to be lulled into a deep trance via the Jack Squat podcast. This episode: Gymnosis, the latest in mind-bending fitness training. Also fajitas, pants hacks, random facts and stupid criminals. Now when I snap my fingers, you put in those earbuds and listen. Capiche? 3...2...1... SNAP!

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You're darn tootin' it's another podcast! Now quit being a wise acre and set your hiney down and listen to it. This time around Scotch talks about baby names that used to be totally normal but have now been forever ruined by pop culture. Also; tales of Billie Jean, ridiculously long fingernails, theme park rides, bigfoot and more! So shove those earbuds in and have a listen already. It don't cost nothing! 

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I'm on fins and needles, friends! Once again, it's "Shark Week" on the Discovery Channel and so we're bringing that same exploitative energy to the JACK Squat podcast. Today we talk about poor quality shark movies, crazed monk seal attacks, booze news, bogus phrases, eating off the floor and most importantly... how to survive a shark attack. It's the podcast that could save your life. So put on those water wings and dive in to another sub-par podcast from JACK FM.

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You picked a WEINER!! Today's podcast is jam packed with in-depth discussions about everyone's favorite tubular meat, the hot dog. Plus; dating lawsuits, raccoon danger, baseball, ice cream, life on the moon, porn stamps and stupid criminals. So grab your buns and get a mouthful of JACK SQUAT. It's a podcast you can relish. 

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Get ready to doff your duds, friends. It's time to go commando with the latest "Live Nude" episode of the JACK SQUAT podcast with Scotch. We've got so many nude-related stories this time around, including Denise Richards joining OnlyFans. Plus Mailbox Lasagna, Nude Pickleball, Taco Bell's Big Cheez-It Tostada, Shrinkflation and of course...Stupid Criminals. So, what are you waiting for? Strip out of those skivvies and have a listen.

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Hopefully you've been doing your lip exercises, because Scotch and the JACK SQUAT podcast really wanna' plant one on you. That's right, it's National Kissing Day. We've also got a frightening health test, a listener mailbag segment, ketchup popsicles and finger sporks. Well, this show ain't going to listen to itself. Pop in those earbuds and set a spell. Take your shoes off. Y'all come back now, you here?

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Another potboiler for you; were you aware that there's a forthcoming Sriracha shortage?! Well, thank God we're here to tell you about it. Jack Squat has got the breaking news as well as the low down on booze. We talk bourbon as well as a slimy beer that has had to be recalled in the midwest. Plus-Tortilla Challenge, A World Gone Mad, and Self Esteem. Shove in those earbuds and give 'er a listen already.

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It's the most fun you can have with your pants on-- the JACK Squat podcast with Scotch! For starters, it appears that Geico is paying out for STD's now. We'll share a disgusting recipe for 'healthy Coke', touch on Donald Duck, birthdays, Staying Positive and wrap it all up with some Stupid Criminals. Sound good? Bahh... what do you know?! Have a listen.

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Hey! Great news for guys who look like Scotch... the Dad Bod is back! Why is that?  Maybe it's got something to do with drinking too dang much Mountain Dew. Have you heard about Dew's latest revolting flavor? Let's talk Pickle-Flavored Dew, Deserted Burger Kings, Night Owls and Coffee Consumption on this edition of the JACK SQUAT podcast. C'mon, let's roll this pig in the ditch.

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The latest episode of the JACK SQUAT podcast contains a rip-roaring tale of Johnny Cash peeing all over a city. Salacious stuff, huh? Before we get to that, however, we need to talk about this dude that's eaten a Big Mac every day for fifty years! How's that grab you? We'll also talk huggers, Hot Pockets and take a look at some of the stupidest criminals this side of a Coen Brothers movie. It's all there in this week's JACK SQUAT! Go on... have a listen.

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Hey! It's the best day of the year, and to celebrate we're packing the podcast with Friday-the-13th-style fun. It's another "Friday the 13th Fun Show" where we talk about all the GOOD THINGS that have happened on Friday the 13th. Also, a court has declared that calling someone bald is considered sexual harassment. It's burgers, baldies and big machetes as we tackle Camp Crystal Lake's favorite madman, Jason Voorhees. Have a listen!

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Did you hear the news? Somebody went and declared today Eat-Whatever-You-Want Day. What... like we needed permission?! Nevertheless, we're going to talk about our favorite trash foods. (Ten-to-one Scotch says convenience store hot dogs.) Next we talk iPods and coffee and the bold choice to leave social media once and for all. All this as well as the regular garbage you've come to expect, like Random Facts, Stupid Criminals and so much more. Go on... have a listen. You know you want to.

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"Mish Mash! I was taking a bath." You might be asking yourself, what is this guy... Bobby Darin?! But enough of that foolishness. It's an all-new mish mash of a podcast featuring some of the top-shelf topics Scotch spit out over the last day or two on the JACK Morning Show. Things like drunken behavior, Mike Myer's new show The Pentaverate, Man Rules and so much more. Have a listen... it's FREE!

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Try not to freak out, alright? It's Paranormal Tuesday and Scotch is going to lay a few facts on you about the paranormal as well as delve into the "Top Five Shockingly Honest Things People Would Do If They Could Do Things With Their Minds." Then... it's the guy who grew a penis on his arm, what your car says about you, and all the other regular stuff you've come to tolerate with this podcast. Enjoy!

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Need to lighten that head of yours? Here's a full ounce of Jack Squat's 420 Podcast with Scotch (everyone's least favorite assistant manager.) Featuring Four-twenty facts, Nerd News, Celebrity poop and everything else you'd ever want from a morning wake and bake. Have a listen. Trust me, dude-- it weighs.

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There's one thing we refuse to joke around about here at JACK FM and that's the legitimacy of alcohol-related holidays. You want to call it National Beer Day? Who are we to question it. So let's celebrate with an icy-cold new podcast. After a foamy Top Five list, Scotch asks a personal question. Then it's on to Random Facts, Stupid Criminals in the News and we wrap it all up with a nice piece of cheesecake and some porn. Dig in, gang. Let's roll this pig in the ditch.

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Spoiler Alert! This podcast contains spoilers. If you don't want to hear about the lady who wrote a book called "How to Kill Your Husband" who is now on trial for killing her husband, then don't listen. If you don't want to hear about a guy who found a seven foot snake in his couch... don't listen. How did we do in the latest poll ranking the healthiest cities in the United States? Spoiler alert; it's in this podcast. Have a listen!

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Let's roll this pig in the ditch. It's time to dig in to our latest podcast. First thing out of the gate we dump on Anne Hathaway and her obvious cupcake hack. Next up, a demon that's been trapped in a rock may be free to menace the world as we know it. You know what? I can't take the guilt... please bare witness as I apologize for being rude to Anne Hathaway. On to bigger things; stupid criminals, beaver news, Love Boat dating show, dog sweaters and other stuff. Go on... have a listen.

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Pull up a dumpster, friends! Do you know how many people actually admit to eating out of the garbage? More than you think. We'll talk about it on today's podcast. We'll also tackle the ticklish subject of why we love our dogs more than we love our children. Plus emojis, media influencers, people who touch themselves in coffee shops and MORE!! Have a listen already.

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