Jawbreakers

HELLO! This is a random Wikipedia bonus (Suzy only) all about Christmas Queen (TM) Mariah Carey.

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Mariah’s Wikipedia page is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariah_Carey

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This episode is a bold recap of the Jonas Brothers show in Pittsburgh. Catch all our links at https://linktr.ee/nermernermer

If you’re here from the QR codes we passed out at the Jonas Brothers show, welcome. We’re happy to have you.

From Wikipedia
Barbenheimer (/ˈbɑːrbənˌhaɪmər/ BARB-ən-HIGH-mər) is an Internet phenomenon that began circulating on social media before the simultaneous theatrical release of two blockbuster films, Barbie and Oppenheimer, on July 21, 2023, in the United States and several other countries. The word is a portmanteau of the films' titles. The dichotomy of Barbie—a fantasy comedy by Greta Gerwig about the fashion doll Barbie—and Oppenheimer—an epic biographical thriller by Christopher Nolan about physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer, scientific director of the Manhattan Project, which developed the first nuclear weapons during World War II—prompted a comedic response from Internet users, including memes and merchandise. Polygon described the two films as "extreme opposites", and Variety called the phenomenon "the movie event of the year".

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Just a super cute episode about it being the middle of the summer! Let’s go to the beach!
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Taylor Lautner is in the news recently for his appearance in Taylor Swift’s video for his appearance in the I Can See You (Taylor’s Version) video (fuck Scooter Braun).

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Alexis and Susie are talking about Fall Out Boy’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire” and you can read it in order on Patreon, even if you are not subscribed.
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Hope you love it.

Hello, here are some wikipedia articles.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinner_in_America
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_comedy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_Dynamite
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Ferrell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elf_(film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emily_Deschanel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hornsby
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_It%27s_Always_Sunny_in_Philadelphia_characters

Have you seen the Titanic? Alexis has. This episode was available early on Patreon! It’s patreon.com/nermernermer

@ Spotify listeners — do you see the episode album art each week?

FAISON
GLOVER
DUCK
MUSTARD

Alexis and Susie are talking about the DONALD.
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WARNING: lots of Macklemore slander

Of course the Transformers movie with Pete Davidson and Anthony Ramos was released on 6/9. Susie gives an update on Tekashi 6ix9ine. Alexis was awake for the entire Transformers movie. There ARE spoilers in this episode! From the director of Creed II, a new Transformers movie.

The Sofia Vergara/Meghan Trainor episode: https://share.transistor.fm/s/bb7fe655

In 2023, a remake of White Men Can’t Jump (Ron Shelton, 1992) was released on Hulu. It stars Sinqua Walls and Jack Harlow. Susie and Alexis discuss white people jumping.

Buckle in, this is our longest episode to date. Alexis and Susie talk about The Album by Jonas Brothers. 
Listen to The Album here: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Warning: This episode is not about the Jonas Brothers!!! We literally had to INTERRUPT our Jonas Brothers series because the anniversary of the Elon Musk episode popped up right in the middle. But have no fear. The Album album review is coming next week. (You can hear it sooner by going to patreon.com/nermernermer) 

“Slow down, sugar, because I’m a diabetic.” -Nick Jonas   
Alexis and Susie are talking about the youngest jonas in the band, Nick. You may know him as Nicholas. Episodes are published early on all tiers of the Jawbreakers Patreon at patreon.com/nermernermer

Alexis and Susie are talking about Joe Jonas, the second best Jonas brother. Some may say he is the #1. Jonas brother. Still others would say “stop placing value on the Jonas brothers, they are real people with feelings.” ANyway, become a patron at patreon.com/nermernermer

Hi,

This episode is really hard for us to put out considering the recent news that Kevin Jonas is still the least likable Jonas Brother. They wrote him like that. I’m not saying that you should have so much sympathy that he becomes your favorite but I don’t think it’s entirely his fault.

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Alexis and Susie are long time fans of Taylor Swift’s album Lover because it is a piece of art. Both are critical of Taylor Swift’s other work. To support this mindset, consider becoming a patron for as little as $2/month.
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It’s the Passion of the Christ episode. Alexis and Susie watched it and talked about it without throwing up.
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Alexis and Susie talk about the TikTok ban and some of the pros and cons of banning TikTok. If you ban TikTok, do the world’s problems end? Maybe.
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Alexis and Susie do an FMK bracket with the Celebrity Jeopardy contestants.

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