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John slices and dices through ninja nobodies and this guy’s innards continue to fly out with abandon.

Oh yeah, drown him too! AND STAB HIM AGAIN! RUB THAT SALT INTO THE WOUND, BABY!

Mark is feeling all of the feels. He's about to have a Menty B and I don't think we can blame him at this point - let it all out. Push out the jive, bring in the love.

THE LOVE OF NINJA SLAYING, THAT IS!

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John has gone from an angry man to the Doom Slayer incarnate - time to rip and tear. No mercy!

Mark is feeling the same kind of way as he stabs a fool of his own. Jim must be both protected AND avenged. A double whammy!

As the crimson flows (and explodes), join our duo on this wild ride of blades and booze.

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Jim is slowly expiring as Mark drags him through dirt and ditches, water and swampland, all in an effort to... comfort him? Mark seems to know that hope is lost.

Meanwhile, John fights on for his fallen friend, taking revenge on these fools with no pity in his heart. He's certainly got a katana for theirs, however!

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Jeff's death shall be avenged! In the most tragic way for Dragon Sound fans and orpan-enthusiasts alike.

This week we see Mark desperately attempting to keep Jim out of the way of the oncoming ninja onslaught. Jim's tie is sadly a fatality in the skirmish... and Jim himself may very well be next.

Our hero goes down in the most dramatic of fashions as we all shed a tear for our boy.

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"Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live in cars"

Ninjas...

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Jane is here to reconnect with her love. She's done a lot of soul searching over the last... day? Two days? The grieving is done, apparently - it's time to get back to romance, baby.

Mark and John get Jim to the car, ready for his big meeting with pop. Apparently there's going to be NEON SIGNS and everything upon their return. Let's see if that ends up happening...

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Jim's happiest day is fast approaching, so Mark and John take him to buy his first big boy suit - the former even using his dad-kwon-do to teach tie tying! He's all grown up *tear*.

Once he's got the 'fit, they head back home just in time for Jane to... kind of... sort of... maybe... briefly... mention the whole dead brother thing. Oof...

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Jim opens the mail, like he does every morning. There's never anything there, is there? Never anything of worth anyway. A newspaper, some brochures, junk... except today there's one a daddy waiting just for him! In the literal sense. OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!

Jim was surprised... and the Miami Minutes team may just had a surprise addition of their own this time...

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The Miami Ninja are gearing up for the showdown to end all showdowns... but all Yashito can think of is good times with his now-deceased boy. Remember the fun they used to have at business meetings? Lost now like tears in rain.

Meanwhile, Jim sashay's to the mailbox and finds something rather important...

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It's the end of an era as a fan-favourite meets his demise. He may be evil, but he was the king our hearts... and beards. Has Mark gone too far? Was it justified? Was it deliberate? Our duo may be at odds on this one!

Yashito feels a great disturbance in the force, as if his beloved suddenly fell silent...

It's time to rally the Miami Ninja! The final showdown awaits!

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The ultimate showdown has arrived - Jeff vs Mark! The irresistible force meets the immovable object! It's the Ultimate Challenge! Icon vs Icon! And so forth...

Things get a little hardcore as the use of weapons is taken up a notch. Poor Jim can't hold his own on the conflict - time to tag John back into the fray.

It's time to go pipe on pipe!

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Mark isn't playing around. It's time to CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY! You wanna get nuts? LET'S GET NUTS!

Jim enters the battle, to the best of his ability at least. He's trying guys, let's cut him some slack here. He even goes full Metal Gear Solid with the stealth tactics!

Has Jeff done anything yet? You just might be in for a surprise...

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The Battle of Tom Creek continues to rage! Our Dynamic Duo are locked in Mortal Kombat... but they're making light work of these fools!

Jeff - how about helping your boys, huh? Get out of that k-hole, man.

BEARHUG TIME! Will he tap? Will he pass out? Can anything stop Markamania?

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I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run
Ooh, whoo, ooh, whoo!

Not for long though - Mark is here to POP THOSE VEINS, BABY! Bursting onto the scene, our 'hero' takes it upon himself to utterly annihilate the enemy, no holds barred. Lives are on the line this week as The Dragon gets deadly.

Will the crew come back from this swift shift?

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Hillbilly Dexy flips his lid ONE MORE TIME and we get his classic line yet again - can anybody really get enough of this? The guy is cinematic gold.

Meanwhile, Dragon Sound begin their sneak attack and take two fools out of the game. Two more on the way? You better believe it - MARK IS A MACHINE!

Can the boys rescue him in time?!?!?

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The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.

We chow down on a little salami this week as the ogling continues unabated. It's not long before we move on, however... on to the crucifixion! By his wounds, we were healed. One man changed the world forever... and that man is Tom from Dragon Sound.

Can the boys rescue him in time?!?!?

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No pizza for Tom - he's battered, bruised and dragged to his new prison. Things have escalated!

While he lays there in agony, Vader, Kid Rock and Floyd partake in a little poppin' 'n' lockin' - just don't do that voice ever again, man.

Will Jane be able to free Tom? Does she even know that he's there? IS he there? WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?

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Pizza Hut ain't gonna know what's hit it when these hungry bad boys burst onto the scene - gimme that grease!

First, Tom has to park the car. Alone. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!?!? He certainly won't get jumped and dragged away... will he?

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Pizza? PIZZA! We did good today, we deserve it.

As our celebrity rockers meet and greet the fans at the University, they are being watched and followed by a shadowy group. You can't evade Vader and co, fools.

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Get these down ya, if you know what's good for ya!

It's breakfast time with the boys and if you want that doughnut you'd better have your fruit first, kid. 

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The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.