MovieSplat!

So it's come to this then has it? The 3D Resident Evil movie in all its outdated glory, and this came out 2010 for godsake. We continue our crawl through the Resident Evil films by watching the one that's so boring and stupid that we start talking about nearly anything else half way through...enjoy I guess. WTF February is coming soon! Send us your suggestions @Moviesplatcast and use the #WTFFebruary or don't. I'm not certain how Twitter works.

Thank God 2016 is over! Let's watch...Assassin's Creed. Oh God noooo. We talk in depth about the latest video game travesty of a film. Spoilers abound so don't say we didn't warn you. Follow us on Twitter @moviesplatcast Leave us a review or a rating and we'll love you forever.

Pair of Jacks! We did not do this on purpose. This is from at least October, so apologies for any inaccuracies or things that are not topical in anyway. Actually we should probably apologies for that every week. Tom Cruise is Jack Reacher and it's funny...you know cos he's tiny and old. Nah we're just kidding Tom you're always welcome on the show.

The title says it all. Wait no it doesn't. This week we feel the Christmas Spirit as we discuss the surely cult classic B-Movie mess that is Jack Frost. He's a mutant Snowman who kills people. What's not to love? Want to tell us what we should discuss next? Let us know! We're that sad we might actually do it.

A return to our usually scheduled programming, and our usually scheduled actor. Nic Cage is back in front of our beautiful eyes for the 2008 Sci-Fi mystery about predicting disasters. Fun for all the family. Leave us a review if you like us and let us know what you think of us on Twitter, Facebook and through our email at moveisplatpodcast@gmail.com

We're back and it's an ALL NEW (not really) format. We discuss the prequel to the hit Netflix series House of Cards. Where Kevin Spacey learns how to be a cat...by being a cat...he gets put in a cat. We talk about Nine Lives on this episode, this is not a commentary. Sorry. Leave us a review here and we'd really love you. Tell us what to watch next moviesplatpodcast@gmail.com And follow us for update news and stuff @MovieSplatcast

Yes, this exists. This is a film that happened. Words cannot do Terminator Woman justice...which is good because any words I might use might get me kicked in the face. Buy it anywhere you can and join us on a journey that will change your life forever. Follow us @MovieSplatCast for all the latest.

Oh my goodness, oh my damn another podcast have we gone mental? Quite possibly but not as much as Wesley Snipes presumably, that's right we're watching an early 2000s film about the future! And the sports ball events in it. I don't quite understand the rules but Dean Cain does apparently. Follow us @MovieSplatCast and tell us what we should watch next!

Yeah...the same as before. Recorded in July, very sorry, hope you enjoy. Follow us @MovieSplatCast and tell us how late we are, or recommendations or what you'd like to see from us in the future.

We're back! Have an episode recorded in July. We're very sorry. We watched both Purge films in anticipation for the new one that came out in August. We're sorry again. Follow us @MovieSplatCast And subscribe for sort-of up to date podcast loveliness.

Oh my word it's been so long since our last venture into podcastery...podcastitued....podcasts! And well you can see why, Blind Batfleck and bald Colin Farrell equals sad people. Listen to us cringe through a large deal of Daredevil and talk about the Marvel Universe in it's entirety. Horray. Follow us on Facebook & Twitter for up to the minute intrusion on our whereabouts and activities @MovieSplatcast. And email us (moviesplatpodcast@gmail.com) with all of your suggestions for future podcasts and videos. Maybe one or two that people have actually heard of would be a nice change and we'll watch all of your suggestions. In order. Over a day or two. We seriously have no lives. Test us.

Long time, no talk about awful movies hey? Ah well here's a brand new commentary track! We're sorry in advance. Ever wonder what Scream would be like if it was terrible? Well look no further because we found it and watched it and had no idea what the hell was happening...in Ripper! Starring Kelly Brook (for 5 minutes) and our best friend Jurgen Procknow (With a perm)

Wow...We've been gone a while haven't we? Well at least you can enjoy what is possibly the worst film ever made and listen to the three morons who went insane trying to watch it. Head to our YouTube page to find the highlights of this show and follow us on Twitter for more funsies @MovieSplatCast

Our 2nd episode and it's another superhero movie! Boy we do enjoy those adventurous superheroes and their politics! This time we review Robert Downey Jr. being sad whilst Captain America fights everything. What more could you ask for!? For all our lovely updates follow @MovieSplatcast and suggest things to us at moviesplatpodcast@gmail.com and we'll definitely see it and respond with content! All the lovely content! Send us email presents!!!

There is no description I can give for The Shepherd that would sound sane, so let's put it this way, Rowdy Roddy Piper carries a 6 foot cross in the first 5 minutes. Interested? What's wrong with you?! (Still RIP Rowdy, you were awesome) We are joined by our Rowdiest fan Laura for the weirdest collection of scenes put together and called a film. Follow us on Twitter for up to the minute intrusion on our whereabouts and activities @MovieSplatcast And email us (moviesplatpodcast@gmail.com) with all of your suggestions for future podcasts and videos. Maybe one or two that people have actually heard of would be a nice change.

Listen to us discuss all things Batfleck and Super...Cavill (?) and more importantly Laurence Fishburne. Or alternatively watch it all unfold here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDZMhNFU-A For all our lovely updates follow @MovieSplatcast and suggest things to us at moviesplatpodcast@gmail.com and we'll definitely see it and respond with content! All the lovely content! Send us email presents!!!

Recycle you sh**!!! That's the opposite of the moral of this movie, which is the third in a series of Cyborg movies that we never knew existed. Also Malcolm McDowell for 20 seconds....but he does have talons for hands....so thats...something. Follow us on Twitter for up to the minute intrusion on our whereabouts and activities @MovieSplatcast And email us (moviesplatpodcast@gmail.com) with all of your suggestions for future podcasts and videos. Maybe one or two that people have actually heard of would be a nice change. And don't forget to comment below and we'll watch all of your suggestions. In order. Over a day or two. We seriously have no lives. Test us.

Want to listen to what happens when people go insane watching a B-Movie? Well you've come to the right place! This week we watch Slashers which is about serial killers and people ripping other peoples shirts off. Yay. Head to YouTube to see the highlights from this episode and follow us @MovieSplatCast for more updates and stupid stuff that comes into our head. Email us because we're lonely at moviesplatpodcast@gmail.com And please enjoy responsibly. Our commentary is done in real time and starts the second the main titles finish.

Hey look at that we can watch a normal film everyone has heard of! Shame it's World War Z though, but you can have everything. Listen with or without watching the cgi zombie ridden snoozefest if you like we talk generally about Max Brooks, CGI walls, and poor poor Matthew Fox and have a grand old time. Come join us!. Follow us @MovieSplatCast for more updates and stupid stuff that comes into our head. Email us because we're lonely at moviesplatpodcast@gmail.com And please enjoy responsibly. Our commentary is done in real time and starts the second the main titles finish.

Ghostquake! The lesser known ScyFy film no one wanted to see! This one has Danny Trejo and Charisma Carpenter as stars, guess how long they're in it!!! We talk though how terrible the effects are and generally try to understand what on earth is going on at all. Be sure to check our YouTube page for the highlights to this glorious glorious film. Follow us @MovieSplatCast for more updates and stupid stuff that comes into our head. Email us because we're lonely at moviesplatpodcast@gmail.com And please enjoy responsibly. Our commentary is done in real time and starts the second the main titles finish.