No Joke Podcast

Billy and Adam mishear a second set of lyrics. In this episode, they try to decipher commonly misheard lyrics from the soundtrack to Hair, about the artist Drake and Uncle Kracker even makes an appearance. Plus, Phil Hartman’s wife kills everyone, a quick NBA recap and a Biggie / Billy mashup!

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Billy and Adam guess some sizes. In this episode, they go back to the gifts that Susie The Engineer gave them and play a game called, “Smaller or Larger.” The rules are simple, two items are listed and it is up to them to determine with is taller, wider, heavier or bigger. It’s harder than it sounds. Plus, new names for wrestlers, an NBA playoff update and the actual quote that Neil Armstrong said when he landed on the moon!

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Billy and Adam try to figure out some lyrics. In this episode they play a game gifted to them by the legend, Susie The Engineer. The game provides them with commonly misheard lyrics and it will be their job to try and figure out the right lyrics, artist name and song title. Honestly, it’s a blast. Plus, a look back on the Cadillac of flip flops, taking care of a puppy on your own and a song about where the bathroom is!

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Billy and Adam pursue trivia. In this episode, they refer to a trivia website to see who knows the most about arts, history, science, entertainment, geography and… general. And as it turns out - trivia is pretty hard! Plus, Italian viruses that Billy knows, Shakespeare facts that Adam doesn’t know and music (sort of) from Billy Joel!

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Billy and Adam cover a half dozen topics. In this episode, they refer to the No Joke Public List to guide their conversation on subjects include Fennel, Breakups and Marty Michael. Plus a discussion on the NBA playoffs, Chris Smith’s upcoming one man show and the sounds of spitting in a spittoon!

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Billy and Adam study Shakespeare. In this episode, they take a look at early 2000s movies that were directly taken from Shakespearean stories and try to guess which plays inspired them. The Lion King, She’s The Man, 10 Things I Hate About You and more. Plus, Billy and Adam discuss Jesus’ superpowers, invent a board game for babies and come up with a few new fake titles by Shakespeare!

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Billy and Adam rank ghosts. In this episode, they celebrate the resurrection of Christ by honoring other people who returned from the dead. Slimer, Casper, the Christmas ghosts. The big dogs. Plus, a shout out to “If I Were You” ending, Auto Zone being the new O’Reilly, dog-based car problems and new approaches to haunting sounds!

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Billy and Adam have that dawg in them. In this episode, they discuss Billy’s 8 week old puppy, Luna, and her effects on his life. Sleeplessness, cuteness and Instagram posts. Then, they discuss famous cartoon dogs. Clifford, Scooby, Droopy. You know the pups. Which are good? Which are bad? And how exactly do their cartoon owners clean up their poop? Plus, the return of the O’Reilly jingle and a Lady Gaga parody!

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Billy and Adam aim to name some killer pranks but get trapped talking about O’Reilly Auto Parts. In this episode they learn that they have a secret sponsor and they don’t know how to feel about it. To combat their confusion, they make a list of demands for O’Reilly. Tinted mirrors, soda fountains, big towels and more. Plus, a few family friendly pranks from our friends at Good Housekeeping!

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Billy and Adam celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day by determining if he is the best Patrick. In this episode they honor March Madness and do a Patrick Bracket. Ewing, Danica, Neil Harris and more. Plus, improvised Irish blessings, text messaging with God and why it’s okay to throw some animals in the ocean!

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Billy and Adam audition for the red, white and blue. In this episode they take the American Citizenship test. What is the constitution? Who runs the Executive Branch? And what is Adam’s state capital? Plus, a recap of their recent trip to the red carpet, a stars and stripes scoring system, off the menu American trivia, multiple pledges of allegiance and more!

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Billy and Adam name some celebrities… again. In this episode the play the guessing game where they have to identify celebrities by their birth names. Who is Melissa Jefferson? Who is Onika Tanya Maraj? And is Weed Kitty a good stage name... or not? Plus, the return of Matty Camera and the introduction of Eddie Moat!

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Billy and Adam solve riddles… for kids. In this episode they figure out word games, math problems and cleverly designed questions intended for children. Plus, Thursdays in college, magma coming out of Adam’s nose and the sounds of looking for riddles in the forest!

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Billy and Adam play a celebrity-based guessing game. In this episode, they give each other the birth name of actors, musicians and famous people and it’s the other person's job to guess who it is within 5 questions. Then, Billy and Adam give each other new stage names. Find out who is Matt Camera, who is Mr. Memorable and who books the big audition!

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Billy and Adam play in the white stuff. In this episode they discuss Adam’s recent trip to the mountains… and to a Big 5 sporting goods store. Snow sneaks into gloves, Lebron becomes the all time NBA points leader, and an unusually long discussion on moats. Plus, gator talk, rough puffs and a blind pants role play!

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Billy and Adam do their duty. In this episode they discuss Billy’s recent trip to jury duty, whether Adam could identify his own doody in a police lineup and the dangers of signing up for unemployment. Plus double flubs and motivational speeches in the mirror!

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Billy and Adam head to Sweden... in 2019. In this episode, they refer to a website that lists the most popular all time items at IKEA from four years ago. How many bookcases do they sell every minute? How much does a water pitcher cost? And should bags cost money? Plus Review Revue, “going in the cart” and bad improvised commercials!

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Billy and Adam go back to the No Joke Public List... again. In this episode they briefly touch on nine more topics that the Naysh has requested. White People Food, France, State Fairs, Marty and more. Plus, a new approach to the opening line, Elaine on the vacuum, sweet holiday messages from NJP listeners and more!

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Billy and Adam enter the chocolate factory. In this episode they compare and contrast the candies Willy Wonka was working on. Fizzy flying soda. Wallpaper you can lick. A candy that tosses you into pots and pans. You remember. Plus, the worlds richest people, 836 billion dollar microphones, the mystery of Ronald McDonald and more!

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Billy and Adam celebrate Y2K. In this episode they reflect on the fears and excitement that came with the New Years Eve 1999. Where were they? What did they do? And did the computers actually explode? Plus, why Adam decided to leave Twitter, the two year anniversary of the January 6th insurrection and more!

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