No Joke Podcast

Billy and Adam envision their future. In this episode they use a series of online tips to help map out common goals for the future of No Joke. Namely… getting The Jeps on the Pod and / or earning 10 dollars. Plus, dates to Gladiator, trips to The View, bible passages and a song from Snakes!

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Billy and Adam show off their pearly whites. In this episode they try to guess how many teeth humans have in their mouth and what those teeth are called. Then, they explain why Adam’s teeth are sunbathing on a yacht and Billy’s just got back from Vietnam. Finally, they design their ideal dentist office experience; bagels, hand-holding, live animals - the obvious stuff. Plus, a song from Snakes!

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Billy and Adam spend a day with the cast of Friends. In this episode they go back to the bracket format to determine which Friend is best. Rachel? Chandler? Phoebe? The Coffee Shop? Plus, a look back at previous bracket winners, trying to understand pi and a few sounds from the Friends theme song!

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Billy and Adam get behind the deli counter for the official Sandwich Bracket. 8 sandwiches go head to head - one wins. Which sandwich would you never make at home? Which sandwich takes you to the lake? And which sandwich bangs against a building the best? Plus, deadly toothpicks, cheese ratios, how to eat leftovers and more. Plus, Billy and Adam do “a Buffer!”

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Billy and Adam focus on The Fab Four. In this episode, they discuss Billy’s recent trip to a Paul McCartney concert. Did he play for a long time? Did he play the hits? And was there a party bus? Plus, hikes gone wrong, trips to Mecca, an update on Giamatti google searches and fake Beatles lyrics!

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Billy and Adam find out how much their computers really know them. In this episode, they type the beginning of questions and phrases into Google to see what Google thinks they are going to write. Plus, Billy’s and Adam's net worth, a film about allergies and alternative lyrics to 311 songs!

Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea

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Billy and Adam go galactic. In this episode they attempt to see what they currently know about Star Wars but get seriously sidetracked. Topics include constipation, relocation, breakfast dates, late nights and the state of singing telegrams. Plus, an alternative phrase for British people!

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Billy and Adam celebrate Earth Day the only way they know how... surrounded by leaf blowers. Topics include exploding lakes, rocks that run, houses on stilts and yoga ball moons. Plus, Mother Nature vs Mother Earth, cigar smoking babies and music from Harvard Sailing Team!

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Billy is moving and Adam helps him get his groove back. In this episode, Adam offers tips to make Billy's new house feel like home. Toilets that blow through walls, tunnels that take you to his address and a bunch of surfboards. Plus, Billy’s upcoming One Man Show, MTV’s Remote Control and ideas to help you get sucked through a floor!

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Billy meets Hieronymus. Last episode, Billy revealed that Adam starred as a character named Hieronymus on NCIS: LA. Now, Billy gets to know him. Where does he live? And why is the answer, "The sewer." Plus, rat powered wind, recording in the janitor's closet, Billy's Sports Emmy news and two Snakes songs!

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It's April Fools Day so you know Billy and Adam are pranking. In this episode, they offer up some killer tricks to play on your loved ones. Plus, Adam gets arrested on NCIS, Billy outsmarts a genie, they both receive clothing from catering co-workers and much more. Plus, music from Snakes! 

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Spring has sprung and so have Billy and Adam. In this episode they do their best to talk about things with springs. Pens. Mattresses. Pogo Sticks. And... Slinkies? Plus, wheels vs. doors, unpredictable spring rolls, a failed karaoke and more. With music from Snakes!

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Billy and Adam take taxes into their own hands. For the government. In this episode they come up with new taxes for public irritants. Turned without using a turn signal? You're getting a tax. Are your Christmas lights still out in February? Sorry. That's a tax too. Plus, listener suggested CVS tracks, Adam the video guy and scenes from the upcoming film, My Father The Toddler! 

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Billy and Adam take a trip to the pharmacy... DJ booth. In this episode they discuss the songs they expect to hear when they step inside a CVS. Goo Goo Dolls, Natalie Merchant, Jewel and more. Then, they sing those songs. Now that's what I call CVS! 

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Billy and Adam play a guessing game to try and determine what is in Adam's hot little hand. In this game, Billy is sometimes Adam and Adam is sometimes… Seth. Plus, big scissors, tickle torture, names that end in “th,” a review of Jackass Forever and more!

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Billy and Adam try to open a pickle jar and get defeated. Or do they? In this episode they discuss how losing and winning as a kid helped shape who they are today. Plus; bagel heads, sore hands, Breakfast at Tiffany's and the most important act break in the history of the podcast!

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Billy and Adam celebrate their 300th episode of No Joke. In this episode they finally throw the melon, they finally sing some karaoke and they finally get back in the studio. Plus, Billy gets retweeted by the Quaker, Adam intentionally disrupts Marty, Amir and the Wallflowers, Bawitdaba and so much more!

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Billy and Adam discuss words that rhyme with boat. Float. Quote. Throat. You get it. Plus, Scafuri Out of 10, first tweets, hidden jellyfish and the sounds of Adam reading!

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Billy and Adam return to the bracket to determine the best bagel. Are seeds good? Is plain the move? And what exactly is an egg bagel? Plus, Adam goes to the hospital, Billy becomes besties with Tom Cruise and a lesson in what pumpernickel is!

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Billy and Adam get better. In this episode, Adam talks about his recent fever and then they explore ten various ways for him to feel better. Go outside, eat well and clean your neighbor’s den. Plus, naps, coffee and a lesson on hydration!

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