Our Immortal Podcast

It’s part two of the devious licks saga, and we may not be young enough to understand all the references in this story but we DO have acne. We can and WILL relate to the teens. 

We also address some hot button issues such as: what kind of bucket hat is acceptable? What happens if your car key runs away? And how much cold brew concentrate can Em drink before it it causes irreversible harm?

Music by Natty Kaye.

Art by Bryn Ziegler.

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Settle in, gracious listeners, it’s time to lick and be licked!! In this week’s fanfiction, submitted by a listener, your hosts explore two unfamiliar worlds: that of Hunter x Hunter and that of Tik Tok. Join us as we bravely show our age and please don’t bully us!! We’re sensitive and we won’t bounce back!!! Listen now wherever you do that kind of thing ✨

Ho ho ho, dear listeners! Today we come bearing gifts (we shouldn't have!) On this not-so-silent night we join the time honored tradition of the Holiday Special with something just a little bit different: our very first Our Immortal Fanfiction! You're welcome! 

Thank you all for a wonderful year, supporting us while we learn this new medium! 

Music by Nathaniel Kaye.

Artwork by Bryn Ziegler.

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Grab some towels, dear listeners, because part two of the Cum Chronicles is here!

Return with us to Tony Stark's ridiculously expensive couch for the exciting conclusion of our Marvel-Ous gay romp. Pants will come off, bodies will quiver, boundaries will be pushed, and pasta will be eaten. Find yourself a private room and plop on your headphones, because your might lose friends if you listen to this in public!

Theme music my Natty Kaye.

Art by Bryn Ziegler.

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Shut the door and put in your headphones, because this week’s fan fiction is NOT safe for work!!

Enter the Marvel Cinematic Universe like you’ve never entered it before. Peter Parker and Tony Stark—once a father-son relationship—now…something grosser. Listen to Emma suffer as she reads aloud from this erotic and alarming story. Yell with us about toxic relationship dynamics. Count the number of times Emma has to say the word “cum.” Meet international rap sensation Macklemore. All this and (mackle) more await you in this week’s episode.

Music by Natty Kaye.

Podcast Artwork by Bryn Ziegler.

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An epic journey awaits this week as we read our first ever Greek Mythology fanfiction.  Grab your copy of the Iliad and strap in, because we have a loose grasp on who these characters are and we need your help!

This week's episode has it all, diamonds, Fergie, and cheese for your taco. It is guaranteed to boost your credit score at least 50 points, so open up your ears and get listening! 

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Podcast Artwork by Bryn Ziegler.

Music by the incomparable Natty Kaye.

Alright, it’s happening! Here we go! New content fresh outta our brain ovens and boy oh boy is it piping hot!

This week, we overcame adversity to bring you a Sherlock fanfiction that is deeply depressing and yet so boring. This fic has it all: copyright infringement, Shakespearian parallels, major character death. We hope that you will join us on this journey because we can’t keep suffering alone. 

Owls from your ex and BMs abound on this week's episode! We explore teen wizard angst and crown the Queen of Mess in this dramatic Harry Potter one shot, generously submitted by an anonymous listener. They can’t magic the pain away, but they CAN magic away their bowel movements. And you can quote JK Rowling on that baybee!!!

We will also address the question on everybody’s minds, which is, of course, is Taylor Swift a murderer? We sure think so!

Our Immortal is back and hairier than ever!! Hop in our little time machine and travel back to the year of our lord 2012 because it’s Teen Wolf o’clock baybee! Get ready for saucy eyebrows, ballroom dancing, questionable age gaps, and of course smirks galore in this spicy romance to singe the fur off your nose. 

Detours include: Dirty Dancing and the vomit that defined our youths.  Bon Appetit! 

(CONTENT WARNING: some mentions of abuse and PTSD)

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Music by Natty Kaye.

Art by Bryn Ziegler.

Today is the day. The day you thought may never come. The final installment of Dragon’s Fire! Join us for this thrilling conclusion and witness a shocking betrayal that NOBODY, absolutely not a soul, saw coming. And be sure to brace yourself for utter devastation because in this battle for the world, not everyone will survive…

Fly with us, and Draka the dragon into the long-awaited denouement of our very longest story. 

Music by Nathaniel Kaye.

Art by Bryn Ziegler.

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Ever brushed lips with your best friend over a freshly dead body? Ever gotten so mad you killed a man with your brain? Ever cohabitated with a partner and/or a large spider? There’s something for everyone to relate to in this week’s episode as we dive into the world of USA’s hit sitcom PSYCH. Join Shawn and Gus as they uncover their hidden feelings and navigate a shared trauma. It’s super romantic, complete with hot and steamy implied sex. Toto, I believe we’re not in Kansas anymore. 

Music by Natty Kaye. 

Art by Bryn Ziegler.

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This week’s theme: face your fears!! Join Em and Emma and the centipede in Emma’s room as together we dive into the dark twisted psyches of our heroes and uncover some trauma. Plus, a nosy dragon! 

Come along with us as we skip hop and jump over most of the story’s major plot points. What can we say, time marches on! Get on the train or get left behind baybee!

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Music by Nathaniel Kaye.

Art by Bryn Ziegler.

This week, our heroes encounter dragons and the spicy spark of young romance. Hunker down for a tale of minimal plot and excessive exposition, with digressions to hamster horror stories and reality shows that everyone else stopped caring about years ago. Yes that’s right, Em and Emma’s old reality show recap is back baybee!! And it’s better and less relevant than ever! 

Join us on the never ending journey through Em’s longest and slowest fanfiction. Please. We could use the company.

Music by Natty Kaye. Buy or stream his album, Dawdle now, wherever you listen!

Art by Bryn Ziegler

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From the mind that brought you Captured comes another shockingly unsexy fanfiction riddled with suspense and cabbage. From unlikely travel companions to casual prophecies, this may be the longest and least lascivious fanfiction we’ve encountered...yet. 

We also discuss workplace woes and test the very limits of our friendship. Please join us.

Artwork by Bryn Ziegler.

Music by Natty Kaye. Album out now! Find it here.

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This week, special guest Maddy Nibble lends their insightful commentary to the pod and brings with them a fanfiction that is so passionate...so erotic...so....bizarrely Shakespearian.... we felt truly transported. 

Horny Hobbits, talented toes, class commentary; this fanfiction has it all! Accompany us on this journey as we uncover buried desires and heaving, golden chests.  Don't forget: if The Shire is a-rockin’ don’t come a-knockin’.

Artwork by Bryn Ziegler.

Music by Natty Kaye. Album out now! Find it here.

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This week, we come to the dramatic end of the Captured saga. Major character death, gender chaos, and war crimes abound in the final installment of our longest fanfic yet. Will Katara’s torture ever end? Will Sokka stop being terrible? These questions, and these questions only will be answered, so keep your expectations low and come along with us we attempt to escape from the Cold Fire Nation Prison.

But first, witness a MURDER MOST FOUL.

Artwork by Bryn Ziegler.

Music by Natty Kaye. Album out now! Find it here.

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This week, we come to the dramatic end of the Captured saga. Major character death, gender chaos, and war crimes abound in the final installment of our longest fanfic yet. Will Katara’s torture ever end? Will Sokka stop being terrible? These questions, and these questions only will be answered, so keep your expectations low and come along with us we attempt to escape from the Cold Fire Nation Prison.

But first, witness a MURDER MOST FOUL.

Artwork by Bryn Ziegler.

Music by Natty Kaye. Album out now! Find it here.

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This week, we make another trip to the Cold Fire Nation Prison to witness a transformation so mysterious, so ill-conceived, so troubling, it truly defies description. 

Hold hands with us as we embark on part three of our epic Captured Series where we discuss gender, vaccines, and whether or not it’s ok to let a man break you out of prison if you already have a boyfriend.

Podcast Artwork by Bryn Ziegler 

Music by Nathaniel Kaye

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Get your suitcases ready cause we’ve got lots of unpacking to do! We’re back with part two of an Em Grimes original and boy-oh-boy is it a funky one.

Return to the dark, cold Fire Nation prison where we will check back in with our heroes (they are not doing well). How many times can we say “weird” in a single episode? How much should you pay your sorcerer? And, most importantly, should you record a podcast immediately after being vaccinated? All of these questions will be, if not answered, then at least addressed.

Podcast Artwork by Bryn Ziegler

Music by Nathaniel Kaye

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Strap in and hold onto something sturdy cause it’s time for another off-the-wall bananas Gilmore Girls fanfiction.

This week we venture back to Dark Stars Hollow and pray in vain for answers. Instead, we get uncomfortable friend dynamics, disembodied voices, casual misogyny, and a cliffhanger twist so utterly shocking it rendered us both speechless. But hey, that’s Gim Gams, baybee!

Artwork by Bryn Ziegler.

Music by Nathaniel Kaye.

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